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DWB 10-19-2013 11:10 AM

The craziest human burial you have EVER seen. The Sky Burial.
 
WARNING: This is incredibly graphic.

http://photoshtab.ru/2011/08/tibet/

Sky burial

(Tibetan: བྱ་གཏོར་, w bya gtor), lit. ?alms for the birds? is a funerary practice in the Chinese provinces of Tibet, Qinghai, and Inner Mongolia and in Mongolia proper wherein a human corpse is incised in certain locations and placed on a mountaintop, exposing it to the elements (mahabhuta) and animals ? especially predatory birds. The locations of preparation and sky burial are understood in the Vajrayana traditions as charnel grounds.

The majority of Tibetans and many Mongolians adhere to Vajrayana Buddhism, which teaches the transmigration of spirits. There is no need to preserve the body, as it is now an empty vessel. Birds may eat it or nature may cause it to decompose. The function of the sky burial is simply to dispose of the remains in as generous a way as possible (the source of the practice?s Tibetan name). In much of Tibet and Qinghai, the ground is too hard and rocky to dig a grave, and, due to the scarcity of fuel and timber, sky burials were typically more practical than the traditional Buddhist practice of cremation. In the past, cremation was limited to high lamas and some other dignitaries, but modern technology and difficulties with sky burial have led to its increasing use by commoners.

Creatine 10-19-2013 11:23 AM

Well, that's one way to get rid of a body.

I prefer to do it the old fashioned way.

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MyLiveCamShow 10-19-2013 11:28 AM

freaking awesome.

Spunky 10-19-2013 11:29 AM

Strange ritual indeed

JockoHomo 10-19-2013 11:34 AM

Great way to return to the earth. This is the way I want my body disposed of. No silly ceremony or silly grave site trying to cling to life. Simply the continuation of the cycle...very Buddhist.

scarlettcontent 10-19-2013 01:37 PM

awesome .

SilentKnight 10-19-2013 01:45 PM

That's certainly a spin on feeding the birdies.

LightscapeMedia 10-19-2013 05:15 PM

So in the end, you wind up a pile of shit?

xNetworx 10-19-2013 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia (Post 19841071)
So in the end, you wind up a pile of shit?

My thoughts exactly.

L-Pink 10-19-2013 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia (Post 19841071)
So in the end, you wind up a pile of shit?

On a windshield.

2MuchMark 10-19-2013 07:11 PM

Not bad at all actually...

SweetlysinxX 10-19-2013 11:43 PM

I would do it, why rot in a smelly box when you can feed your local wildlife or become a beautiful bed of flowers? Its the most sensible way.

seeandsee 10-20-2013 03:07 AM

people doing this shit are really with strong shit in belly

CurrentlySober 10-20-2013 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia (Post 19841071)
So in the end, you wind up a pile of shit?

I kunt think of a better way 2 end up, than as a pile of shit... :2 cents:

tokmansta 10-20-2013 07:25 AM

Lovely 8char

dyna mo 10-20-2013 07:39 AM

i'm planning on clicking that link and learning more about this, not sure if i should do that before or after breakfast though.

maybe way after but way before lunch. :Oh crap

ErectMedia 10-20-2013 07:40 AM

This just teaches birds that we taste good, no wonder last time I was on the beach they went for me instead of my subway sandwich :thumbsup

L-Pink 10-20-2013 07:54 AM

The gators behind my house would do a much faster job.

baddog 10-20-2013 08:15 AM

That's pretty cool, but pretty sure goodgirl would want me to assign the task to someone else.

dezmondel 10-20-2013 08:40 AM

birds... worms... same difference, so long as the
family don't need to witness the ceremony

MrMaxwell 10-20-2013 08:43 AM

That is a bunch of nonsense. I want to be buried in my 1979 Sedan DeVille d'Elegance sedan. Somewhere far the fuck away from any barking dogs or human beings who are not mutes or dead.

L-Pink 10-20-2013 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19841482)
That is a bunch of nonsense. I want to be buried in my 1979 Sedan DeVille d'Elegance sedan. Somewhere far the fuck away from any barking dogs or human beings who are not mutes or dead.

You have a deal. Find the property and I'll rent the back-hoe. See you next week!!!

MrMaxwell 10-20-2013 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19841487)
You have a deal. Find the property and I'll rent the back-hoe. See you next week!!!

Alright, soon as I have a life policy without a 2 year thing, I'll be right with you. But you're paying. And if you ever bother my grave later, I will haunt you like a pack of ass sores.

Captain Kawaii 10-20-2013 11:03 AM

Tibetans got it going on....:thumbsup


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