In a Bakery Today
 

I was buying a Halloween cake for my daughter, it was the last one, the guy 2 places behind me in the queue is with his daughter and is planning to buy it for her. As soon as he realizes it's being given to me...

"Do you REALLY need that mate?"


What would you do?

Hatch a conspiracy theory.

I'd buy it...then offer to re-sell it to him at 40% markup.

If he says no - I'd say to his daughter, "Sorry sweetheart...daddy's a cheap prick and doesn't think you're worth it."


But...

In reality...since I'm actually a nice guy - I wouldn't say or do that.








I'd offer it to him at 25% markup. :winkwink:

If I was prepared absolutely, but this guy caught me cold :winkwink:

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Tell him he should have gotten' in line earlier. So sad, too bad!

This is a good point if we're playing logic :thumbsup

I suspect that this wasn't about logic, but an attempt to manipulate the outcome, having said that I find it very hard to get into this guy's head as I wouldn't dream of acting how he did.

Clearly the 1st world is a tough place, not to mention that 2 minutes earlier I'd had to handle a Granny who thought I was standing in the queue for the fun of it

tell him if little fat susie wouldn't have waddled to the fucking store she would have a fucking cake by now

I cunt afford a Halloween cake

edit: shit forgot to log out and in again :mad:

these are cupcakes where is the "cake"

Your kid must be a neurotic mess between the fluoride, shapeshifters, reptilians, chemtrails and all that other wacky bullshit you spew on here.

The scary thing is to think you have kids . . . seriously, I had no idea the gene pool was polluted to that degree.

I feel so sorry for my grandson.

Was your daughter with you? If not, sell it to him slight mark up. He'll pay. Say something nice to his daughter and get your daughter something better. BTW, Can you pick me up a pumpkin crispie bun?

are you on benefits ?

I'd have made up some shit about it being my cancer riddled kids last holiday and coming out to buy a cake as all the family is flying in to be with him. Then when he started apologising and comiserating I'd say "kidding, I dont have a family. I just really like cake."

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"Does anybody really NEED a Halloween cake?"

The walk out with your cake like a Pimp.

Make one myself with my kid.

+1 :thumbsup

give him the cake and buy those cupcakes in the upper left :2 cents:

Sorry, I cant agree here... Kids are an honour, and a privilege...

NOT CAKE INGREDIENTS...

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:helpme

But they do make excellent cookie ingredients.

bahahahahahaha :1orglaugh

I'm not allowed to cook in this house, in Argentina it's seen as an insult to have a man cooking. Nice idea though :thumbsup

Good point, nobody NEEDs one, so it was a trick question from the chap in the first place

:1orglaugh

Yes, unvaccinated people are highly fertile, we are the future, watch out! :1orglaugh

Actually I save that shit for GFY, but I do have her on Fluoride-Free toothpaste

I call a cupcake a cake :2 cents:

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If the kid came across as a brat then I would tell it to get used to disappointment - If it was a nice one then I would have handed the cake over...

I'd have handed it to the girl. Hit up another bakery and buy something of the equivalent for home. I'm strange like that though.

I stood there thinking for a while before walking out, I was assessing the situation, it wasn't the girl's fault that her father was rude, she didn't do anything wrong, but I didn't want to reward the father's behaviour and encourage it.

If she had been crying I would have handed the cake over.

I was thinking the same, but it was bakery closing time, last chance saloon.

If they seemed like nice people, I would buy it for them and give them with my mainstream business card. I would then let my kids pick something else.

That's a bakery in Argentina?

The guy didn't seem nice, otherwise yes I agree. Problem is that the nice person would generally keep quiet if they miss out on a cake, they wouldn't even let anyone know that they had it in their sights

In the UK, but the wife's family do have a bakery in Argentina now that you mention it

Argentina huh? When did they change from the peso? And English instead of Spanish? Make your lies believable . . . but it makes me feel better knowing you probably do not have kids either.

Nope, she lives in UK, she's from Argentina. They still use the Peso, but it's no longer pegged to the US $

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You mentioned it, not me. You said you were in Argentina. Sounds like BS. :1orglaugh

Check back through the thread, I said "in Argentina it's seen as an insult to have a man cooking", my wife is from Argentina and still stands by her culture

Such a hustler :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh just don't bother leaving the house. It will be even crazier with Christmas around the corner.

I might even get stuck in some traffic, I better get stuff delivered :thumbsup :winkwink:

Yeah for sure :)
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Should have told them there are plenty of bat biscuits left - they look scrumptious.