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Scott McD 11-05-2013 03:00 AM

So India has just set off a rocket to Mars
 
Yet the UK still sends India £200m in aid each year (supposedly ending in 2015). At a time when our services here in the UK are being destroyed because we apparently have no money to sustain them.

Incredible...

Markul 11-05-2013 03:03 AM

Knowing Indians, they probably just sent up a firecraker or something and then said they sent it to mars.

"But Sirs. We did aim it at Mars. It is not our problem if it does not arrive, you did not tell us that it had to arrive."

freecartoonporn 11-05-2013 03:06 AM

i thought it was hoax.
but looks like waste of money , its not gonna land on mars. its satellite i guess.

seeandsee 11-05-2013 04:53 AM

so they should stay in cave age?

ShackledMaidens 11-05-2013 04:58 AM

What a waste of money when people there are starving

L-Pink 11-05-2013 05:02 AM

It was NASA out sourcing our space program.

ShackledMaidens 11-05-2013 05:05 AM

Look at it this way, the UK has just given India £200m to put a lump of metal into space

EddyTheDog 11-05-2013 05:06 AM

There will be a corner shop on Mars by the end of the week - Maybe 2 weeks - They need to find a corner first...

Manfap 11-05-2013 05:24 AM

The UK give India 200 million a year as a form of bribery to try and secure trade contracts worth shitload more, but as the Indians chose French planes to update their airforce, the UK got pissed off and stopped the aid.

200 Million.. thats less than 1/2 a Scottish Parliament. :)

Barry-xlovecam 11-05-2013 05:33 AM

New Delhi Mars Mission Control Center

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multim...re_189158c.jpg

Phoenix 11-05-2013 06:12 AM

it is something like .5% of their budget

247mg 11-05-2013 11:23 AM

Incredible India

_Richard_ 11-05-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19860872)
Yet the UK still sends India £200m in aid each year (supposedly ending in 2015). At a time when our services here in the UK are being destroyed because we apparently have no money to sustain them.

Incredible...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-your-aid.html

'£6.3 billion warplane deal, despite the Development Secretary, Andrew Mitchell, saying that Britain?s aid to Delhi was partly ?about seeking to sell Typhoon.?'

it's bribe money.

MrBottomTooth 11-05-2013 02:29 PM

You'd think they'd put it towards proper sewage systems first.

Sarah_Jayne 11-05-2013 04:04 PM

India is hardly short of powerful minds or ingenuity. They are a nation that holds nuclear weapons,the world's largest democracy and a vast diaspora with western educations that are now returning in larger numbers than before. Underestimating their potential is a mistake.

DamianJ 11-05-2013 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19860970)
There will be a corner shop on Mars by the end of the week - Maybe 2 weeks - They need to find a corner first...

Yes. All Indians own and build corner shops. Bood bood. Move along the bus please.

Racist much?

_Richard_ 11-05-2013 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19861834)
India is hardly short of powerful minds or ingenuity. They are a nation that holds nuclear weapons,the world's largest democracy and a vast diaspora with western educations that are now returning in larger numbers than before. Underestimating their potential is a mistake.

:2 cents::2 cents:

plus the food is incredible

DamianJ 11-05-2013 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19861850)
:2 cents::2 cents:

plus the food is incredible

:)

Never been to canadialand, but indian food in LA is fucking shit. I've tried about 6 different places, all of which were highly recommended, all of which were worse than dogshit.

Rochard 11-05-2013 04:28 PM

I've been reading about this. Good for India. I read an article the other day of someone defending their space program, saying it was .03% of their yearly national budget. I found that interesting.

I like to see other countries doing stuff like this.

brassmonkey 11-05-2013 04:29 PM

what? aliens need tech support. there are 300 indian operators packed in the rocket. the smell is going to be bad when they get there.

BlackCrayon 11-05-2013 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19861834)
India is hardly short of powerful minds or ingenuity. They are a nation that holds nuclear weapons,the world's largest democracy and a vast diaspora with western educations that are now returning in larger numbers than before. Underestimating their potential is a mistake.

the worlds largest democracy and also the largest amount of people living in poverty. it hardly seems democratic when tons of money goes into building temples while millions starve. its a joke. another culture where religion and old values (caste system) are holding them back.

Sarah_Jayne 11-05-2013 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19861854)
:)

Never been to canadialand, but indian food in LA is fucking shit. I've tried about 6 different places, all of which were highly recommended, all of which were worse than dogshit.

Yeah, most Indian food in LA stinks. I have found a couple places that aren't bad but they aren't great either.

EddyTheDog 11-05-2013 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19861837)
Yes. All Indians own and build corner shops. Bood bood. Move along the bus please.

Racist much?

I was told a similar joke by a good friend of mine - Why don't Indians play football? - Every time they get a corner they open a shop on it...

He is Indian - Yes, they have a sense of humor as well.....

Sarah_Jayne 11-05-2013 04:37 PM

You'd think nobody has met a doctor of engineer that is originally from India. Of course, they all work in call centers.

rogueteens 11-05-2013 04:52 PM

I heard that they was going to send up a manned mission next, a 6ft square capsule - it'll have 178 astronauts in it and it'll touch down back on earth in the Midlands, UK, right next to the benefits office.

_Richard_ 11-05-2013 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19861854)
:)

Never been to canadialand, but indian food in LA is fucking shit. I've tried about 6 different places, all of which were highly recommended, all of which were worse than dogshit.

there is secrets.. if it's a 'nice place', chances are the food is good and 5x more than it should be.. what you want to do is find a 'middle/lower' place, that is very very clean. This is a fresh family, and the food is unbelievable, and they haven't figured out they can charge 5x more..

it also helps dating indian chicks

roti and dahl, home made, you could very well end up married

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19861880)
You'd think nobody has met a doctor of engineer that is originally from India. Of course, they all work in call centers.

they seem to all drive cabs in vancouver :disgust while being more excited about hockey than i am

bronco67 11-05-2013 05:54 PM

Is it powered by poo water?

JockoHomo 11-05-2013 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19860963)
It was NASA out sourcing our space program.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

desikhan 11-21-2013 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19860874)
Knowing Indians, they probably just sent up a firecraker or something and then said they sent it to mars.

"But Sirs. We did aim it at Mars. It is not our problem if it does not arrive, you did not tell us that it had to arrive."

I like this :)

adultGeek 11-21-2013 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19861834)
India is hardly short of powerful minds or ingenuity. They are a nation that holds nuclear weapons,the world's largest democracy and a vast diaspora with western educations that are now returning in larger numbers than before. Underestimating their potential is a mistake.

Also they have an Ocean on their name. :2 cents:

sandman! 11-21-2013 11:48 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19860874)
Knowing Indians, they probably just sent up a firecraker or something and then said they sent it to mars.

"But Sirs. We did aim it at Mars. It is not our problem if it does not arrive, you did not tell us that it had to arrive."


Major (Tom) 11-21-2013 12:00 PM

Mars is the BIG RED DOT in the heavens. Read between the lines here people.
ds

adultmobile 11-21-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 19861000)
New Delhi Mars Mission Control Center


Really:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/ima...sion-03ec6.jpg

http://img.rasset.ie/00081786-642.jpg
http://www.asianscientist.com/wp-con...or-methane.jpg
But then:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image...transport3.jpg

http://quratulainfatima.files.wordpr...6cd4b62db1.jpg

Scott McD 11-21-2013 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19881208)
Mars is the BIG RED DOT in the heavens. Read between the lines here people.
ds

http://www.droidforums.net/forum/att...ere-i-see-.jpg


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nexcom28 11-21-2013 02:12 PM

Quoted in best Indian accent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19860874)
"But Sirs. We did aim it at Mars. It is not our problem if it does not arrive, you did not tell us that it had to arrive."


kittykatt 11-21-2013 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19881208)
Mars is the BIG RED DOT in the heavens. Read between the lines here people.
ds

LOL well played :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 11-22-2013 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19881387)
Quoted in best Indian accent.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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