Twisted Adult Male looking for straight modeling work in the Tampa area.
 

Hello GFY. I am looking for straight modeling work as an adult model. Not looking to become a superstar or anything but am looking to have sex with women that aren't to smart or ugly.

About me:
I'm past my prime, 6'2 and 225 lbs. I used to be toned, fit and handsome but those days are in my rear view mirror. I drive past a gym 5-6 times a week and absolutely love drinking beer and eating the wrong food.

Bad habits and walking around naked keep me pretty busy, but other than that I like to sleep.
I am usually clean, circumcised, high on something and no longer scream when I pee. I have an average penis as long as the room isn't cold. It takes something really twisted to get me hard, midgets help, and with a finger up my ass I eventually cum in moderate amounts.

Currently, I have placed ads on craigslist, backpage and the walls of countless women's bathrooms along the interstate.

I'm very serious about this because most women won't fuck me twice. I'm a slow learner and a real prick to work with. I have a lot of pic's taken with a hidden camera I can email as soon as I pay my cable bill. I prefer working within a 2 mile radius of the adult movie house Peewee Herman got busted jerking-off in in Sarasota.

Thanks!

I get a few e-mails like that every month... :1orglaugh

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I was messing with the new guy ….. https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1125340 :1orglaugh … Just making fun of myself!


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haha at least 1 or 2 times a week I get this e-mail but they are serious. Some of the shit they say like "I have 2 weeks vacation and the wife is going to visit her sister so I can use it all up" That was fucking great.

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Oh shit, I thought that was an ad for you...please disregard the e-mail and delete the compromising photos I sent. :helpme :uhoh :anon

K-Thx,

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No! I was for me. Hit me up I love Asian women. :1orglaugh

i remember the 1st time a chick put her finger in my ass, i was like wtf? now, i'm like, where's that finger? comeon!

Lucky for you Obamacare covers prostate exams... :Graucho :helpme :party-smi

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