Do you ever want to just go all out and live a life of criminal activity and excitement
 

You know, the lifestyle where you're constantly sweating and moving and it is all dangerous and you have to die if they come for you...

Like just

Fuck it

Balls out

I can see why people do it
I will not ever understand bangers
I think I understand mobsters real well

You look around and you're all, wow, fuck... these people are real.. look it at these people. And you just kind of have to remind yourself. Those are human beings.

You know?
Anyone know?

What I mean is, for me, someone who never has really liked the idea of being alive anyway... if I didn't have family, I'd go over to that dark side like say maybe: Yesterday

You can just join a real army and get paid for that shit.

That is not the type of excitement I'm talking about, though.

Plus- you don't have to use such marked restraint, then. I cannot tell you how many times I don't do something- on a daily basis- that really should happen- simply because of laws and rules and all of that.

I guess you talking about being a hand-to-mouth sort of criminal for a living then or what? Be prepared to do hard time, because you have all the odds stacked against you and even people that's been doing that since they were kids, spend the majority of their life being locked up.

Smart or not, on a long enough timeline you will get caught.

Well I don't mean like the idiot knocking stores over or sticking people up
I mean more of the moving product or paper indiscretion type of criminal

It probably won't give you:
the lifestyle where you're constantly sweating and moving and it is all dangerous and you have to die if they come for you...

and you'd probably still get caught.

Just sayin.

Well I did all kinds of things when I was young and I have never been arrested one time while sober- or even charged with anything.

"I have never been arrested one time while sober"


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Just play grand theft auto like a normal person

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:winkwink::1orglaugh

Sometimes your posts literally crack me up with laughing
I do not fucking laugh
Stop it
Jesus
:1orglaugh
I cannot help but like you, you know :thumbsup

maybe you should stop watching tv. It's not helping...

Not sure what you mean by that, but I wish you the best of luck with it :thumbsup

I jaywalk and tear the tags off of mattresses

Wondering if the noise your heard outside the house at sunrise is a SWAT team about to bust your door down, gets old.

The following statements take on a different meaning when you're breaking the law: Why is the dog barking? Was that the front door? Shit, did you hear that? Fuck, why is someone knocking at my door so early? Who the fuck is this unnamed phone number that keeps calling? Hmmmm... that car has been behind us for a while.

I'm sure you would fail at that, too.

Only an idiot would think that kind of life is "exciting"

i know some career criminals.
some have spent around a decade in jail...in and out..then in and out...then in and out.

garbage, you have to be real slick not to serve time and make big money

sorry to say...you are not it.

Yup. This.

I once spoke to a biker in a bar and in the last 10 years, he had been out of prison for around 10 months. He still seemed to think it was all worth it, what with his "freedom" and all that. I laughed a lot.

maybe if I was a sociopath...

Please stop posting. Your posts put the theory of evolution in doubt. You are too dumb to live and yet you do.

I think it's normal to have "what if" fantasies. The grass is always greener and all that. Personally though, raising a good family and being a good person will probably leave you more satisfied in the end...

So a job where prison time is part of the equation. The point would be? Move to the Mexican border and start moving product. More exciting then the norm and more likely to end in death the prison time so win/win.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k1HsPh3Jxi...-jail-card.jpg

http://media.veryfunnypics.eu/2013/0...-in-prison.jpg

Admit it, you're just bi-curious, right? :winkwink: :upsidedow

:stoned

ADG

Downey was awesome in that movie. Watch the DVD with the commentary on, it's hilarious. Donwey is all over the place, flipping from one character to another.

Put down the crack pipe and walk away. They'd be trading you around for packs of smokes in prison.

You are all so colorful
Such opinions and thoughts
I can tell that a couple of you are just so hard and streetwise that I couldn't possibly be able to hang with you boys ... wow

No, because I'm not a sociopath. Like most people that are not I'm more concerned with the well being of other people than taking their shit by theft or scam.

What he said...

I don't put coins in parking meters.
I'm on the lamb for doing that.

i hear prison is fun. go for it

:thumbsup

Only when I am drunk.

This all sounds very dangerous... and exciting! Where to signup?

I am not a sociopath neither and I would never cheat anyone or do harm against forces of good. When and if I ever went down a path I was speaking on I would use any power or financial gain for the good of deserving people who are in need. Anything that brought me to wrath would result in harm being done against forces of evil. Against dishonest or crooked people.

One of my favorite pass times is to do things for people, out of the fucking blue, because it feels good. You don't know what you're talking about. Some of the BEST human beings EVER that I have EVER known were "criminals" who lived "that life". Society may see you one way and you might be another way.

What, because you wear a white tie and you don't have to look at all of the externalities of the way you do business, you're better than the guy who's bricked up and moving weight? Right... because the big pharma people ARE NOT pushers with the backing of our government.. is that it? People who enforce old skool ways and protect whole neighborhoods are a bad person because their actions are not legal?

Grip up center yourself I'm speaking on reality here

I am also not talking about being in and out of prison. I'm talking about living on the edge.

Anyway. I'm just talking and thinking out loud. I'll keep living as half of a square. But if I didn't have family, damn, I could have a LOT more freedom in terms of how I live my life.. and, it'd really be a something, then. That is for sure.

Miami Vice?

Ask any police officer... Most criminals get away.

I think an art or jewelry heist would be the way to go. No one really gets hurt in one of those.

Whatever you do, don't let having a family slow you down. If anything they are perfect alibis or accomplices!

Good luck, and remember... This message will self destruct in 5...

yeah like tony montano!

When the speed limit says 65mph I usually go 70mph. I'm constantly on the run, watching in my mirrors and on the sides of the road for the California Highway Patrol. It's stressful. I don't recommend it.

How can you live a life of crime and not do crimes? I don't get where you are going here.

Hipster criminal?

Jesus, man, I don't think I have the stomach for that kind of action. How do you cope? I would have to take TWO baby aspirins every day just to keep from stroking out :upsidedow

There is a-lot of illegal shit which doesn't cause direct harm to individuals.