Jesus tending his flock of sheep
 

I'm not religious so I really shouldn't give a shit but desecrating anyone's religion with something like this is pretty low. You are a bigger fucktard than I initially thought. Do us all a favor, draw a big picture like this of the prophet Muhammad, make it into a wearable sign and walk around any middle eastern city wearing it. Then report back on how it worked out for you.

Go fuck yourself since you clearly DO give a shit and desecrating any religion is part of freedom of speech and expression. I hate all religions equally and mock them all time to time - it just happens to be that time of year for Christians to get their turn - understand turdfucker?

I don’t give a fuck who think you are, what you think or where you came from. I'll come over there and bring your miserable life to a slow, painful end. I’ll leave you in so much fucking pain that it will make Jesus being nailed to the cross in that desert seem like a soothing back massage in the Bahamas. I don’t give two fucks how many boyfriends you have, how inbred you are, how well you think you can fight, or how many guns you have. I’ll show up at your house when you're not home. I’ll turn every light on, leave all your water running, leave your refrigerator and freezer door open and turn all your gas burners on. You will probably start freaking out, then your blood pressure will rise, and you will start having chest pains. You’ll be taken to the hospital for heart surgery and the last thing you will see as you are being put under in the operating room will be me standing beside you, dressed up as a surgeon. After you wake up you will be wondering how many things I fucked up during your surgery because obviously I'm not a doctor. If you ever fully recover from your open heart surgery you will walk out of the hospital to go home and I will be waiting for you outside so I can run you over with my truck. I just want you to understand how easily I can destroy you. Don’t even think about committing suicide either because I'd just resuscitate you so I could kill you again and again.

Ohh by the way, merry Christmas! Now go fuck yourself!

All the other sheep are pure white. He chose the half black one. Why?

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