Who's the damned wiseguy calling me up?
 

So some genius calls me today from a spoofed telephone number and is asking questions about a laptop I have for sale. I'm just barely awake crawling up off of the slab and I'm standing there trying to sound as white as possible, taking you seriously, then blam you let me know that you're a moron from GFY. Nice work, moron, but ain't it a waste of time bothering me?

Go and find a woman to take your virginity. I swear. Once you go outside a few times and experience a woman or not being inside of your home, you will be hooked. Reality is like crack. It's a wonderful thing.

You don't see me on here 24/7- do you? And I don't even have a damned life. For god sakes. I have hardly any money, I'm in kansas staying with family which makes me have a stroke, and all I really ever do is go to see a couple women or I go out trying to make little deals on shit or I drive around aimlessly for a couple of days at a time by myself

But even I would not have time to waste calling some moron from GFY bothering them
I'm flattered with your hard-on for me, but, that's enough now :1orglaugh

I have a sexy voice don't I?

It wasn't you
The guy was too white
This guy sounded white
I'm talking about Art Carney white

Well I am awful with names but the guy who always speaks for osama
Alan Carney maybe?

You know who I mean

I swear it I am almost 99% CERTAIN that this guy called me
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PMS-TYjSQq...andestine,.jpg

I have a feeling this will get more entertaining over the next few days.

That guy is never entertaining
He just says what the president tells him to say
He would have made a great comedian but he's too serious all of the time
:1orglaugh

Even though Kansas has revoked your drivers license?

My license has never been revoked, genius

Maybe he wanted to go on a blind date.

Revoked, suspended...Whatever you want to call it.

Never happened huh? Then why have I seen you mention it on multiple forums?

"I am ONLY selling it because of issues with my driver's license."

http://www.hondaaccordforum.com/foru...-maroon-52789/


There was a forum where you specifically said that the state of Kansas took your license.

I'm out for a bit. Go ahead and continue to spew your lies. Maybe I'll give you the attention you're seeking later and dig up more proof...And maybe I won't. Totally depends on how bored I am later.

Peace out Adam.

^^^ OMFG who the fuck posts pics of a car at night for sale?

HAHAHAHA!!

You're proving that you have even less of a life than I currently have
I am shocked and amazed that you figured out what I was trying to do there
Yes, it has been suspended, but never revoked- and there is a BIG difference

What are you proving?

I've proven that I own the sword you continually swore I was lying about
I admitted to being that guy you found on that other forum

What am I lying about, genius? What?

Also- if I were swearing that you were lying about something and if I gave a fuck enough to be on here 24/7 saying it, I'd back it up with some money or SOMETHING.

Now you say "I'm out for a bit" in a feeble attempt to refute me saying that you live on here... fine.. be "out for a bit" ..... but actually leave your home and do something :thumbsup

I actually think that it is sad if someone has the time to pay some stripper to prank call someone they've seen on the internet and all of that. And rickrolling me, that was actually pretty funny, but again- who has TIME for that kinda junk??

Goodness.

I posted it for sale without a pic. The admin said if I didn't post a pic, he'd delete my ad. So I posted the only one I had

Apples, oranges.. same result until the issue is fixed.. good luck on it though.. I know what a bitch that is...

Thanks man
I never should have had a KS license
Never
They fucked with it all of the time I have ever had it
It has been suspended SIX TIMES over NON MOVING violations
I use to drink a lot before I was 21 and I would WALK HOME- every time I got picked up walking around, they suspended my DRIVING LICENSE .... I even says to the Judge, look it I was walking because I don't drive when I'm drinking.. the Judge said he appreciated that I was being responsible in that regard and dropped one of them- but the Capitol has all of the power

Once they suspended it for a YEAR and COULD NOT GIVE ME A REASON
The lady finally came down from the Capitol for a hearing and SHE could not explain why-she ended up CALLING THE SAME PEOPLE I HAD BEEN trying to deal with on the SAME PHONE NUMBER and they ended up just saying... okay, it is valid now :mad:

My guess is it was the only time he could take the picture without the car's owner chasing him down the street with a baseball bat, although it's a pretty efficient business model to flip something before you have actually acquired it yourself so :thumbsup

That's actually a really good idea and I've done it a few times with automobiles on ebay
Take a picture of a car some fool is selling, ebay it, buy it if it sells

lol

Fuck I hate ebay though
God damn them

Hey man...Let's not jump to conclusions here.


MrMaxwell, the next time you need a photo of your car, hit me up.

http://renogis2.renogov.org//BegPath...F7617C2057.jpg

AaronM and MrMaxell at it again. You two just need to get together and get your gay on or something. It's plainly obvious that you both have hard-ons for one another.

LOL I fucking knew this was going to get more entertaining!

Does those plates say WTF?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hey man....We're keeping you entertained.

You're welcome.

Cheers :drinkup

If you clowns are entertained with this nonsense I'd be intrigued by your potential response to a pop top can

Are you threatening AaronM?

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

No
I am not threatening AaronM
AaronM is threatening me- and- it will not be forgotten.

I do hope that it was worth it to him :winkwink:

Holy fuck.. I watched this entertaining show from a distance, but I have to give some credits to AaronM... That guy is a genius. :thumbsup

Yet another lie from you.

Why in the hell would I threaten some dumb fuck like you? To be completely honest, I'm starting to feel bad about entertaining myself at the expense of an obvious retard. When we entered into this "battle of the whits" I was not aware that you were unarmed.

LOL

I always love the irony of somebody basically calling another person stupid while spelling something wrong. Damn typos....

Anyway, if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no business laughing at others. :2 cents:

My Pappy told me never fair to fight an unarmed man.

HOLY FUCK here we go again with you saying. Here is a picture to show proof I have it. Picture taken at 2am with the moon behind the clouds LOL. I think I see part of a tire. Great fucking picture. You would make tons of cash selling stuff for a living. You are better off taking a picture of a dead cat then using that picture HAHA

You've been searching me down and posting anything you can find that you think makes me look bad.. You've been calling me... etc. That's not a threat? Too bad, too late. I take it as one. Too late to backpedal, now, sparky. :(

I've been calling you huh? More lies.

So did the person who called you have the balls to admit who he was? Or was he pussy hiding behind the phone?

It was AaronM
I'm pretty sure he is the one who had the stripper call me up trying to date me
I told the bitch she better come and pay the kid
That's what I said

Hahaha

And Aaron .... You, you should never have threatened me or searched me down. It's not okay with me and and you can't go back. I don't threaten anyone on here, now do I?

:1orglaugh parking in the front yard!

Once again, I never called you and the "stripper" you had the full on conversation with was a pre-recorded thing.

I never threatened you, and I don't give a flying fuck about your implied badassness. You're a tool with zero resources and I think it's pretty clear that I'm holding all the cards here.

I'm done responding to your attention whore threads. This is my game son, not yours. :pimp

Anyone have time for phonesex?

can i get the hookers #

MrMaxwell talks to his girlfriend:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028706638

MrMaxwell renews his porn subscription:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028707336

MrMaxwell wont go over his girlfriend's house:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028727873

MrMaxwell gets banned from chinese buffet:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028729072

Now I get these prerecorded (actual prerecorded now) calls
Your prank calls are terrible
My grandmother can (and has done) better

Fail Tard

And like I said
You cannot take back making me mad
It was a BAD decision, lowlife

Also if you prank call- please at least be entertaining
Failtard
Peckerwood
Whitebread
:1orglaugh

Hey retard, notice the post about yours?

And once again...Like I give a fuck about making you mad? LOL

There's nothing I want to take back. In fact, we're just getting started.

Cheers. :glugglug

I dont know which is funnier.

Pissing off MrMaxwell... or watching him take it out on the wrong person.

I know. Is it your turn to call him or mine?

.

Op handled himself calm and well :thumbsup
Haters gonna hate :)

You're a dick...But it's funny as fuck.

Feel free to keep up the good work. :thumbsup

If YOU call me that'd MAKE MY day you FUCK
I know you can at least be entertaining
unlike these amateurs :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You don't know nothing
you owe me $8000 as it is and if you think I won't collect you fucking try me, bitch
a point a month on top and keep pushing so it'll be more
peckerwood fuck

try me