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dyna mo 12-22-2013 07:30 AM

dallas cowboy's owner jerry jones wants some glory hole. [youtube]
 
can those cowboys beat them skins today?


slapass 12-22-2013 08:13 AM

Glory hole, ummm ok. hahahaha

dyna mo 12-22-2013 09:53 AM

:1orglaugh

L-Pink 12-22-2013 09:59 AM

Maybe he shouldn't have been an asshole and fired Jimmy Johnson then.

dyna mo 12-22-2013 11:13 AM

ftr, i picked dallas ftw- again. there's no fucking way they'll lose 3 in a row.

MrBottomTooth 12-22-2013 12:12 PM

What phrase was he trying to use there? Glory days maybe? I have no idea how he thought glory hole was a suitable saying, even if you have never heard of the sexual reference.

dyna mo 12-22-2013 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 19919243)
What phrase was he trying to use there? Glory days maybe? I have no idea how he thought glory hole was a suitable saying, even if you have never heard of the sexual reference.

that's what makes it so bizarre, n/m it's fucking funny as fuck. well, except at teh gfy, not funny here.

:1orglaugh

dgraves 12-22-2013 12:49 PM

I know a good place!

dyna mo 12-22-2013 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by dgraves (Post 19919276)
I know a good place!

:1orglaugh

i'm loling at this and crying at the fucking dallas blowing this game.

dyna mo 12-22-2013 01:32 PM

i'm fuckign flabbergasted that a top tierteam like the dallas can't perform against a 3-11 team in december.

wow.

dyna mo 12-22-2013 02:42 PM

i needed this w for my pools

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19919016)





:1orglaugh

kane 12-22-2013 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 19919243)
What phrase was he trying to use there? Glory days maybe? I have no idea how he thought glory hole was a suitable saying, even if you have never heard of the sexual reference.

Glory hole is actually also a mining term for a place that has a large deposit of what every you are mining.

If you watch Gold Rush there is one group on there that has been digging their "glory hole" for three years.

Jerry made a bunch of money in oil in prospecting so I have a feeling that is what he is referring to.

Of course maybe he also enjoys playing with big dicks sticking through a hole in a wall lol.

MrBottomTooth 12-22-2013 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19919512)
Glory hole is actually also a mining term for a place that has a large deposit of what every you are mining.

If you watch Gold Rush there is one group on there that has been digging their "glory hole" for three years.

Jerry made a bunch of money in oil in prospecting so I have a feeling that is what he is referring to.

Of course maybe he also enjoys playing with big dicks sticking through a hole in a wall lol.

Ok at least that makes sense. I thought maybe he was having a stroke during the interview.

dyna mo 12-22-2013 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19919512)
Glory hole is actually also a mining term for a place that has a large deposit of what every you are mining.

If you watch Gold Rush there is one group on there that has been digging their "glory hole" for three years.

Jerry made a bunch of money in oil in prospecting so I have a feeling that is what he is referring to.

Of course maybe he also enjoys playing with big dicks sticking through a hole in a wall lol.

not true

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole

dyna mo 12-22-2013 05:54 PM

am i the only one who found this hilarious?

i'm updating my gfy persona for 2014, planning on moving away from teh humorous posts.

L-Pink 12-22-2013 06:01 PM

At least Jones can laugh at himself.


"Cowboys public relations director Rich Dalrymple later tried to smooth things over: ? ?Glory hole? is a commonly used expression in the oil and gas exploration business,? Dalrymple said, which prompted loud laughter from the media.

Said Jerry Jones, laughing: ?That?s news to me.?


http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/20...outburst.html/

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kane 12-22-2013 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19919524)

I was going with this definition. I guess there are several actual meanings of it.

GLORY HOLE:
This is a more general excavation and mining term, rather than one exclusive to gold mining. A glory hole is a big, impressive-looking excavation that's open to the surface. It can be either the top end of a deep mine shaft, or an open-pit mine. Sometimes a mining process called block caving, in which ore is removed from a tunnel, causes the underground excavation to collapse, forming a glory hole. In typical alluvial gold mining, it can also refers to the eroded out depression formed at the base of an ancient waterfall. Because this concave geometry is known to be ideal for gold concentration, these glory holes are much sought after deposits.

dgraves 12-22-2013 06:05 PM

I'm pretty sure Jerry just needed to get his dick sucked and a Gloryhole is a good place for a hit and run.

dyna mo 12-22-2013 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19919538)
At least Jones can laugh at himself.


"Cowboys public relations director Rich Dalrymple later tried to smooth things over: ? ?Glory hole? is a commonly used expression in the oil and gas exploration business,? Dalrymple said, which prompted loud laughter from the media.

Said Jerry Jones, laughing: ?That?s news to me.?


http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/20...outburst.html/

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nice- someone else found it funny! :1orglaugh well, actually lot's of lolz in the clip from the peeps in the room.

VikingMan 12-22-2013 07:50 PM

The snickering from the reporters is priceless:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 12-22-2013 07:59 PM

DirtyD needs to film a parody clip lol.

J. Falcon 12-22-2013 08:08 PM

It's actually the second time he's used the word gloryhole when trying to make a similar point.

kane 12-22-2013 11:07 PM

Definition of glory hole aside, it is pretty funny.

adamneve 12-22-2013 11:47 PM

that was refreshing :)

kane 12-23-2013 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19919632)
DirtyD needs to film a parody clip lol.

It could make for a very popular interracial gay movie lol

LeRoy 12-23-2013 11:01 AM

Nice!!

A win is a win.. I'll take it :)


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