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CurrentlySober 12-22-2013 11:45 AM
Xmas Decorations, that you consider to be SAFE to insert in your anus?
 
Suggestions please ?

kane 12-22-2013 05:46 PM
I used to date a girl whose roommate was a nurse. One Christmas she had a couple come into the ER late one night. They explained that things got really hot while they were having sex and she took some of the lights off the Christmas tree and shoved them up his butt. Now they were stuck.

They didn't have him sit down for fear that the pressure might break the bulbs. They could't remove them because they had created a reverse suction so they filled the guy up with muscle relaxers and let him shit them out.

So clearly, lights from the tress should not be on the list of things that are safe.

Spunky 12-22-2013 05:49 PM
http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/art...a97280_cm4.jpg

whOaKemosabe 12-22-2013 05:53 PM
http://www.hdwallpapersbank.com/wp-c...wallpapers.jpg

EddyTheDog 12-22-2013 05:54 PM
Anything with antlers is probably a bad idea...

L-Pink 12-22-2013 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe (Post 19919525)
Very cool photo.

John-ACWM 12-23-2013 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by kane (Post 19919517)
I used to date a girl whose roommate was a nurse. One Christmas she had a couple come into the ER late one night. They explained that things got really hot while they were having sex and she took some of the lights off the Christmas tree and shoved them up his butt. Now they were stuck.

They didn't have him sit down for fear that the pressure might break the bulbs. They could't remove them because they had created a reverse suction so they filled the guy up with muscle relaxers and let him shit them out.

So clearly, lights from the tress should not be on the list of things that are safe.
:1orglaugh cool story!

franck-affil4you 12-30-2013 09:05 PM
Why not try your 8 inches Christmas Tree? lol

ricco2389 12-31-2013 02:27 AM
Does a candy cane count? :)

Scott McD 12-31-2013 02:31 AM
Snowman decoration. It just feels like large anal beads...

Manfap 12-31-2013 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19928474)
Snowman decoration. It just feels like large anal beads...
You talking from experience?:1orglaugh

Scott McD 12-31-2013 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 19928485)
You talking from experience?:1orglaugh
Yes. Just remember and take off his nose first though before inserting... Oh and his scarf aswell.

k0nr4d 12-31-2013 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19928496)
Yes. Just remember and take off his nose first though before inserting... Oh and his scarf aswell.
Yeah you don't want that nose fishhooking your asshole...

nexcom28 12-31-2013 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by ricco2389 (Post 19928466)
Does a candy cane count? :)
http://www.adultwebcamreviews.net/wp...2/9XFuukaX.jpg

CurrentlySober 12-22-2015 05:10 PM
2 year old festive bump... :thumbsup

clickity click 12-22-2015 05:23 PM
Might I suggest the Holly and the Ivy.

EddyTheDog 12-22-2015 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20676643)
2 year old festive bump... :thumbsup
That's why I can't remember posting in the thread...

420 12-22-2015 06:23 PM
These look safe.

http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/...pGE/s-l225.jpg


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