Without question the two greatest opening paragraphs of the year so far.
 

A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.

To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of ?The Road? and ?No Country for Old Men.?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...holster-675432

Really? No one is amused by this?