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Oohh 02-04-2014 12:30 PM

Get Your Own Full-Time "Virtual Assistant" @ $499.00/Month - 8 Hrs/Day - 6 Days/Week - $2.40/Hour.
 
Hi GFY Community,

We are selling our services of "Virtual Assistance", where your staff will work for you 8 hours/day and 6 days/week for $499.00/month - there is no misleading ad, your staff indeed will work for 8 hours/day as you (the buyer) and I will chat over Skype and will decide the volume of work to be done in 8 hours and that will be the daily target - so no under-working and over-charging.

At present we are providing only grunt-workers and not web-design nor programming workers.

Cost : $499.00/month (8 hours/day & 6 days/week).

If you are interested, then please email us to [email protected]

Thanks,

Satyajit

sandman! 02-04-2014 12:32 PM

maybe making a list of what these employees can do would be helpful :2 cents::2 cents:

Oohh 02-04-2014 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 19969719)
maybe making a list of what these employees can do would be helpful :2 cents::2 cents:

Thanks for your suggestion.

The employees can do everything with a laptop/desktop and a fast Internet connection - but the emplyees can not do web-design not programming.

TonyJ 02-04-2014 12:40 PM

Can they for example:

1. Work wordpress alone without needed to be told how to?
2. Be left alone without pestering you every 5 mins for approval?
3. Do data entry tasks quickly and efficiently?

Also, if i don't like the one you give me, can i trade them?

I realise im describing an 18 year old russian girl with daddy issues, but still..

AaronM 02-04-2014 12:46 PM

Remember when you started this same thread back in October?

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1123369

Oohh 02-04-2014 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyJ (Post 19969728)
Can they for example:

1. Work wordpress alone without needed to be told how to?
2. Be left alone without pestering you every 5 mins for approval?
3. Do data entry tasks quickly and efficiently?

Also, if i don't like the one you give me, can i trade them?

I realise im describing an 18 year old russian girl with daddy issues, but still..

1. Yes, the workers can work on Wordpress without being told how to do it, unless you have something very much customised.
2. Yes, they can be left alone and they won't disturb you.
3. Yes, they can do data-entry works quickly and efficiently.

Thanks,

Satyajit

DWB 02-04-2014 12:52 PM

Can I hire 4 of your guys to manage some of our current outsourced guys? I'm sure that would work out well.

Oohh 02-04-2014 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19969746)
Can I hire 4 of your guys to manage some of our current outsourced guys? I'm sure that would work out well.

Yes, you can hire 4 our our workers.
I have added you on ICQ, please authorise the addition.

Thanks,

Satyajit

baggg 02-04-2014 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19969749)
Yes, you can hire 4 our our workers.
I have added you on ICQ, please authorise the addition.

Thanks,

Satyajit

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atom 02-04-2014 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19969721)
The employees can do everything with a laptop/desktop and a fast Internet connection - but the emplyees can not do web-design not programming.

What kind of connections do they have? I have tried this before with outsourced companies and their connections or constant power outages have made this more of a pain than it was worth. I need video up-loaders.

Also, what if I try someone and after 2 weeks they don't work out?

onlytease 02-04-2014 01:05 PM

Can they do:

1) Tube site research and then submission. may involve adding watermarks to existing videos, or even cutting them to a specific length?

2) Post in good English to surfer forums as promo

Where are you based? Can they work to UK timings?

Ta Paul

Oohh 02-04-2014 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atom (Post 19969756)
What kind of connections do they have? I have tried this before with outsourced companies and their connections or constant power outages have made this more of a pain than it was worth. I need video up-loaders.

Also, what if I try someone and after 2 weeks they don't work out?

1. They have wireless 3G Internet connections.
2. The connections are 99.99% stable and there will be no power outages here.
3. Yes, we can provide video uploaders.
4. There will not be the case that you try out a worker and after 2 weeks their work is not acceptable to you - but for the sake of your work's continuity we will replace that worker, who can not do your work flawlessly.


Quote:

Originally Posted by onlytease (Post 19969759)
Can they do:

1) Tube site research and then submission. may involve adding watermarks to existing videos, or even cutting them to a specific length?

2) Post in good English to surfer forums as promo

Where are you based? Can they work to UK timings?

Ta Paul

Hi Ta Paul,

1. Yes, they can do Tube site research as per your tutorial and submissions. They can also do watermarking and video cutting as per length or time.

2. Yes, they can post in good English in forums.

3. The workers are based in India and India is just 4:30 hours ahead of the British time - I can have workers to work as per normal British working time.

Thanks,

Satyajit

L-Pink 02-04-2014 01:24 PM

Can one of your idiots type all my posts in green so I look as professional as you?

Oohh 02-04-2014 01:27 PM

@atom added you on Skype.

DWB 02-04-2014 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19969749)
Yes, you can hire 4 our our workers.
I have added you on ICQ, please authorise the addition.

Thanks,

Satyajit

Hmmmm. Please try again, I don't see you.

I've had a lot of problems before with these guys sleeping on the job or masturbating or whatever. Is it possible to keep a webcam on during working hours to make sure they are working? You never know with some guys. When the cat is away, the mice play. You know how that goes. Now we have our Filipinos on cam to make sure they work, so if we can have someone watch them, and then we watch the other guys, may be a good system. Something maybe to chat about later.

I'm in Asia so not far from your India time zone. GMT+7 to be exact.

How is 3G over there in India? Ours is pretty bad here in Thailand. It's like a really slow 3G that drops often. Not really good for work.

You ever have any rape problems there with your workers? I saw on the news that India is having a lot of problems with rape of the women. That is just horrible but I'm glad they are catching some of them. So, so bad, this rape stuff.

See you on chat later.

Oohh 02-04-2014 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19969789)
Hmmmm. Please try again, I don't see you.

I've had a lot of problems before with these guys sleeping on the job or masturbating or whatever. Is it possible to keep a webcam on during working hours to make sure they are working? You never know with some guys. When the cat is away, the mice play. You know how that goes. Now we have our Filipinos on cam to make sure they work, so if we can have someone watch them, and then we watch the other guys, may be a good system. Something maybe to chat about later.

I'm in Asia so not far from your India time zone. GMT+7 to be exact.

How is 3G over there in India? Ours is pretty bad here in Thailand. It's like a really slow 3G that drops often. Not really good for work.

You ever have any rape problems there with your workers? I saw on the news that India is having a lot of problems with rape of the women. That is just horrible but I'm glad they are catching some of them. So, so bad, this rape stuff.

See you on chat later.

Hi DWB,

I have re-sent the ICQ authorisation request - please accept it OR please add me - my ICQ ID is : 659619141 (I have also sent you an email).

Pleasure meeting you.

Yes, we can provide you a worker with a cam and you can monitor that he is working through his cam and he/she also can monitor your other workers by cam.

3G from MTS is very good speed and nearly 100% up-time.

There is no rape problems with our workers.

Thanks and look forward to chatting with you on ICQ,

Satyajit

PornDude 02-04-2014 05:10 PM

What do VA managers use this stupid color?

SpicyM 02-04-2014 05:14 PM

Why do you need to use a different nick?
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Mediamix 02-04-2014 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 19970044)
Why do you need to use a different nick?
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1129368

Busted. :thumbsup

L-Pink 02-04-2014 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 19970044)
Why do you need to use a different nick?
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1129368

Nice, :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Adraco 02-04-2014 06:47 PM

Hilarious!

Penny24Seven 02-04-2014 07:29 PM

caN THEY COOK?

DVTimes 02-04-2014 08:25 PM

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Oohh 02-04-2014 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 19970044)
Why do you need to use a different nick?
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1129368

That's not me. :mad:

Oohh 02-05-2014 01:51 AM

Friendly bump. :2 cents:

Alice22 02-05-2014 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19970246)
That's not me. :mad:

lol
at-list you should change the green font.
You are the only one who writing this way. :))) (opps, next "scam" thread are going to be with a different text color).

Anyway, i wanted to try those guys at first, but as i see now, it's looks like scam.
Hope to be wrong, but no one response from GFY members, and different nick. hm...

Mr. Stiff 02-05-2014 03:48 AM

Somehow this also reminds me of https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1116719

Oohh 02-05-2014 08:12 AM

I swear, this is not a scam. It's 100% legitimate offer.

SpicyM 02-05-2014 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19970737)
I swear, this is not a scam. It's 100% legitimate offer.


..lol he changed the text color

L-Pink 02-05-2014 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 19970787)
..lol he changed the text color

lol? what an idiot :1orglaugh

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19970737)
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j3rkules 02-02-2016 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 19970188)
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freecartoonporn 02-02-2016 09:02 AM

can they crop pics in photoshop by specified size and do background white ?
how many pics they can do per day ?

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Quote:

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20718419)
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astronaut x 02-02-2016 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19969717)
Hi GFY Community,

We are selling our services of "Virtual Assistance", where your staff will work for you 8 hours/day and 6 days/week for $499.00/month - there is no misleading ad, your staff indeed will work for 8 hours/day as you (the buyer) and I will chat over Skype and will decide the volume of work to be done in 8 hours and that will be the daily target - so no under-working and over-charging.

At present we are providing only grunt-workers and not web-design nor programming workers.

Cost : $499.00/month (8 hours/day & 6 days/week).

If you are interested, then please email us to [email protected]

Thanks,

Satyajit

seems legit :thumbsup

Sid70 02-02-2016 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19969746)
Can I hire 4 of your guys to manage some of our current outsourced guys? I'm sure that would work out well.

Hire me for 2k instead.

astronaut x 02-02-2016 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oohh (Post 19969717)
Hi GFY Community,

We are selling our services of "Virtual Assistance", where your staff will work for you 8 hours/day and 6 days/week for $499.00/month - there is no misleading ad, your staff indeed will work for 8 hours/day as you (the buyer) and I will chat over Skype and will decide the volume of work to be done in 8 hours and that will be the daily target - so no under-working and over-charging.

At present we are providing only grunt-workers and not web-design nor programming workers.

Cost : $499.00/month (8 hours/day & 6 days/week).

If you are interested, then please email us to [email protected]

Thanks,

Satyajit

Sorry though, I have a team of workers that only charge $498.00/month (8.1 hours/day & 7 days week) Is real competitive markit outside. Very eat dog world there.

I know I can count on them because they use hotmail. No worry bout power outages because they all use 4g connections. Team leader also has a much easier name to remember.... Gtfktndbem. Trust me, they are totally legit, because they said so on GFY. They no over-work or under-charge either. Granted, they nor web design nor program, but they do grunt, when I need a job done.
Also, they use much easier to read colors like, DarkSlateGrey and easier to read fonts like.. Impact, its is so much easier to understand and looks so more professional

videobunch 02-02-2016 04:18 PM

this is an old post. I tried to hire one person to give it a try but never got a reply.


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