Things You Don't Want To Hear In A Lift...
 

The pic threads are boring - Lets have some good old 'Jokes'...

"hi, I'm jockohomo"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You wanted to say Eddy didn't you?..

:error

However you would describe the sound of a dog peeing.

You don't want to hear that. Been there.

"Don't worry, if we get stuck we can drink my urine"

While it's not funny, I don't want to hear "hold the elevator!" when I'm in the elevator.

Catch the other one(s).

and I don't want to hear your cell phone convo re: what color sweater you should wear on Friday.

Somebodies stomach rumbeling and a huge fart

"Hi, I'm CurrentlySober - I'm heading to the lobby to see why the water isn't turned on in my room"...

After 2 hours - Hi, I'm BadDog - Would like to try my beer collection?..

Baddog would be like Hey you want to see the first photos I took trying to impersonate JFK's business model

Show me one person on here is not using another persons business model...

Just one.....

considering it's gfy and full of surfmasters, I'd say fucking loads :winkwink:

I spent over 7 years working on elevators. Use to ride on the top of them at full speed, that's a little scary!!

Yet I don't see a joke:)...

I don't want to hear these things in a lift:

1. Barry Manilow
2. The fire alarm
3. The fire alarm and Barry Manilow

The worse thing would be stuck in a lift with AK, looking for some Australian cock:-

Are you sure Otis have a Barry Manilow licence?..

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.....

"A second plane has hit the tower!"

Me getting on with you and asking "So, how accurate do you think the weight capacity is?"

Can you imagine the things we did on top of the elevator in a crowded building?

Like just talking freaked people out.

But next time you get on one, just face towards the back of the elevator, that freaks people out

really? I do two and because I do not run around with it tattooed on my face nobody can copt it LOL

that bean burrito isn't sitting well.........<faaaaaaarrrrtttttt!>

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...e-Elevator.gif

... whatever he is saying

ouch ... but funny

I swear to god I knew what that meant when I posted it last night...

Interesting Fact:

The only known occurrence of an elevator car free falling due to a cable snapping (i.e. not fire or structural collapse), was in 1945. A Bomber crashed into the Empire State Building, severing the cables of two elevators. One of the cars on the 75th floor had a single woman on it, but she survived the falling lift due to the 1000 feet of coiled cable that formed below, creating a beautiful metal cushion.

One time we were at a show and a bunch of us got into an elevator together and our photographer asks "So, Richard, how is that rash"?

can you be a gentleman?