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Penny24Seven 02-13-2014 03:39 AM

If you are single it is the best week of the year
 
Oh how lots of girls hate to be single on Feb 14th, They want the roses and the candy and the cock.
They are deemed losers if they are single. They give that pussy away like flyers in a huge parking lot.
So get dressed and go get a gallon of milk, talk to every girl that looks at you and if you cannot get laid this week just off yourself.

j3rkules 02-13-2014 03:41 AM

I do not care if it is 14th or any other day:thumbsup:thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 02-13-2014 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19980894)
Oh how lots of girls hate to be single on Feb 14th, They want the roses and the candy and the cock.
They are deemed losers if they are single. They give that pussy away like flyers in a huge parking lot.
So get dressed and go get a gallon of milk, talk to every girl that looks at you and if you cannot get laid this week just off yourself.

very true :Graucho

CurrentlySober 02-13-2014 06:58 AM

last year i found a bar with 'ladies night' going on...

i walked in, and threw poo at them like a monkey...

no one fucked me..








(aside from the big black bouncer)

dyna mo 02-13-2014 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19980894)
Oh how lots of girls hate to be single on Feb 14th, They want the roses and the candy and the cock.
They are deemed losers if they are single. They give that pussy away like flyers in a huge parking lot.
So get dressed and go get a gallon of milk, talk to every girl that looks at you and if you cannot get laid this week just off yourself.

I'm going to do this, the girl I'm fucking has plans to spend valentine's with her boyfriend.

mikesbestx 02-13-2014 07:14 AM

So I can fuck any girl on Feb 14th?

slapass 02-13-2014 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19981089)
I'm going to do this, the girl I'm fucking has plans to spend valentine's with her boyfriend.

Sloppy seconds :thumbsup


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