Is There Any Other Way To Masturbate Other Than Furiously?
 

Whenever somebody describes a guy masturbating the masturbator is always described as 'furiously masturbating'. Is it not possible for somebody to be 'lackadaisically masturbating' or 'happily masturbating'?

http://news.yahoo.com/substitute-tea...172019048.html

'Furiously' does seem to be the buzzword de jeur of the new millenium in the world of wanking in public.

"It’s not clear if the students noticed Luecke, realized what he was doing or cared. Nevertheless, school officials as well as local police are working to identify the teenagers to see if they need counseling."

Sounds like they might be entitled to a cash settlement.

the teacher was old, maybe he had Parkinson's or something? maybe he just wanted a lazy wank and the trembles got him?

leisurely

Yes: I light some candles, put on some romantic Kenny G. music and gently explore my genitals with loving care and attention to detail.

Then I cum and kick myself the fuck OUT.

Hey, works for me. :D

when I was in 7th a grade a guy would always jerk off under his desk then show us the pop... teacher never caught on.... so he was masturbating surreptitiously

And you were watching curiously.

Well I guess that ends the "Nature vs. Nurture" debate. LOL

I like the lackadaisically masturbating myself... I'm not in a hurry to get off. I like to tease myself.

Only in public.. :winkwink:

Not completely related, but reminds me of one funny quote from a very funny book, full of funny quotes:

-- Ignatius J. Reilly (from John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces")