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kittykatt 03-19-2014 03:02 PM

Czech Embassy
 
I'm planning on moving to Prague by the end of the year and I'm working on getting a residential visa. I'm a US citizen and driving to the embassy of the Czech Republic tomorrow to turn in my forms. Any tips for me to speed up the process? :helpme:helpme

Klen 03-19-2014 03:07 PM

Speed up process?Well i think it would be best to visit this site:
http://alexio.cz/visa_residence_perm..._national.html
they have all the info what you would need.Also,you can be there for 90 days without any visa so that could be some kind of "process speed up" as well.
Also,if you will continue to work for juicyads remote,then you will need to register for tradelicense.

SZNY 03-19-2014 03:16 PM

cool, looking forward to see you in CZ ;)

Sid70 03-19-2014 03:17 PM

Why would you need a visa stupid gal, show us your tits before asking btw :)

Imortyl Pussycat 03-19-2014 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20021219)
Why would you need a visa stupid gal, show us your tits before asking btw :)

so she doesn't get deported....that's my daughter your're calling stupid so back off :321GFY

Klen 03-19-2014 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 20021260)
so she doesn't get deported....that's my daughter your're calling stupid so back off :321GFY

Well i actually know a guy who lived for 3 for years and never bothered to register,once he had to show his passport to cops and he just said how he is tourist and it was fine.But of course it is better to take care of papers if you want have health insurance and other things which might be required.

mineistaken 03-19-2014 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20021190)
Any tips for me to speed up the process? :helpme:helpme

Bribe :1orglaugh

kittykatt 03-19-2014 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20021267)
Well i actually know a guy who lived for 3 for years and never bothered to register,once he had to show his passport to cops and he just said how he is tourist and it was fine.But of course it is better to take care of papers if you want have health insurance and other things which might be required.

Thanks for the input, my goal is to get a residential visa and extend it to the point of requesting citizenship so that I can move around and stay if I find a place I really like. :thumbsup

Sid70 03-19-2014 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 20021260)
so she doesn't get deported....that's my daughter your're calling stupid so back off :321GFY

You're a weirdo!what she posted was stulid., no reason stated to ask for a visa daddy.

mineistaken 03-19-2014 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20021284)
You're a weirdo!what she posted was stulid., no reason stated to ask for a visa daddy.

Not stupid. There is some limit of time that you could stay without a visa.

Sid70 03-19-2014 04:27 PM

She did not state her intention to stay longer. I'd be looking for a residence card not visa then.

Sid70 03-19-2014 04:29 PM

In fact, why? What's wrong with the old US?

Rochard 03-19-2014 04:31 PM

I wish I had the ability to do something like this.... The's the downside of being married and having kids.

Just wondering... Out of all of the places in the world to go, why Czech Republic?

CarlosTheGaucho 03-19-2014 04:33 PM

Let me know with anything Carl@[email protected] I'll give you some pointers

CarlosTheGaucho 03-19-2014 04:34 PM

FLet me know with anything [email protected] I'll give you some pointers

mineistaken 03-19-2014 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20021301)
In fact, why? What's wrong with the old US?

Mexicans in California.

kittykatt 03-19-2014 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20021284)
You're a weirdo!what she posted was stulid., no reason stated to ask for a visa daddy.


I believe stupid* was the word you were looking for :thumbsup Like I said above, I am applying for a RESIDENTIAL visa (also known as a residence card) which would allow me to stay for a longer period of time. Yes, it would be very easy to just go to Prague and stay there without any papers but that wouldn't help me attain citizenship (which is my long term goal, also stated above). I have done my research, I was just simply asking for advice so thank you for your input. :)

kittykatt 03-19-2014 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20021306)
I wish I had the ability to do something like this.... The's the downside of being married and having kids.

Just wondering... Out of all of the places in the world to go, why Czech Republic?

I visited there and fell in love with Prague. Also thought about Brno, not really a specific reason why the Czech Republic, but its a place to start and I know a few people there so I won't be completely on my own :)

Imortyl Pussycat 03-19-2014 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20021284)
You're a weirdo!what she posted was stulid., no reason stated to ask for a visa daddy.

everyone already knows i'm a weirdo but what they have learned about you is that you can't spell and you're a troll.

Rochard 03-19-2014 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20021346)
I visited there and fell in love with Prague. Also thought about Brno, not really a specific reason why the Czech Republic, but its a place to start and I know a few people there so I won't be completely on my own :)

If I was to move someplace foreign... I would go tropical. Costa Rica comes to mind.

Snow might be cute for us Californians for a few weeks... after that it's a huge pain in the ass.

kittykatt 03-19-2014 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20021381)
If I was to move someplace foreign... I would go tropical. Costa Rica comes to mind.

Snow might be cute for us Californians for a few weeks... after that it's a huge pain in the ass.

LOL agreed, I'm just going to try to put myself way out of my element and if it doesn't work out at least I'll learn something :)

mineistaken 03-19-2014 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20021381)
for us Californians

I thought you were New Jersian living in California.

Sid70 03-19-2014 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 20021348)
everyone already knows i'm a weirdo but what they have learned about you is that you can't spell and you're a troll.

Lol, I'm posting from mobile, I'm a 80 lvl troll!

Sid70 03-19-2014 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20021320)
Mexicans in California.

That tough? Omfg, bad for you.

Manfap 03-20-2014 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20021381)
If I was to move someplace foreign... I would go tropical. Costa Rica comes to mind.

Snow might be cute for us Californians for a few weeks... after that it's a huge pain in the ass.

Constant heat gets boring, I did it for 8 years, moved elsewhere now. I wanted seasons.

Sid70 03-20-2014 12:19 AM

In general, in my humble troll opinion, cz is a good location def if you like traveling around EU, affordable to live and has nice architecture, def old school buildings.

CarlosTheGaucho 03-20-2014 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20021326)
I believe stupid* was the word you were looking for :thumbsup Like I said above, I am applying for a RESIDENTIAL visa (also known as a residence card) which would allow me to stay for a longer period of time. Yes, it would be very easy to just go to Prague and stay there without any papers but that wouldn't help me attain citizenship (which is my long term goal, also stated above). I have done my research, I was just simply asking for advice so thank you for your input. :)

Looking to get a EU citizenship?

to get a local citizenship, what's required is also the knowledge of actual Czech, that may be one of the most complicated languages to learn for a foreigner, with very few international words, complicated grammar and too many exceptions from its rules.

I would recommend to do your homework very thoroughly before applying for anything and don't voluntarily deal with the local "authorities" unless it's absolutely neccessary.

Klen 03-20-2014 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 20021598)
Looking to get a EU citizenship?

to get a local citizenship, what's required is also the knowledge of actual Czech, that may be one of the most complicated languages to learn for a foreigner, with very few international words, complicated grammar and too many exceptions from its rules.

I would recommend to do your homework very thoroughly before applying for anything and don't voluntarily deal with the local "authorities" unless it's absolutely neccessary.

That shouldn't be problem,as one way or another to get citizenship it would probably take like 10 years of living,which is more then enough time to learn it.(plus when you get new citizenship you need to get rid of old one and that can prolong entire process as well)And i am quite sure how same apply for any other EU country,except Malta where you can buy instant citizenship for 500k usd but that is kind a different story.

CurrentlySober 03-20-2014 03:14 AM

i cant afford a Czech Embassy... :(

Klen 03-20-2014 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 20021552)
Constant heat gets boring, I did it for 8 years, moved elsewhere now. I wanted seasons.

For me it would be ideal spring like climate,but dont think such place exist on earth.On winter is toocold,and on summer is toohot,desired weather is only like 3 months duration yearly.Tho thanks to anomalies this winter was quite warm.

MaxCandy 03-20-2014 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20021190)
I'm planning on moving to Prague by the end of the year and I'm working on getting a residential visa. I'm a US citizen and driving to the embassy of the Czech Republic tomorrow to turn in my forms. Any tips for me to speed up the process? :helpme:helpme


Emailed you

Sid70 03-20-2014 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20021651)
That shouldn't be problem,as one way or another to get citizenship it would probably take like 10 years of living,which is more then enough time to learn it.(plus when you get new citizenship you need to get rid of old one and that can prolong entire process as well)And i am quite sure how same apply for any other EU country,except Malta where you can buy instant citizenship for 500k usd but that is kind a different story.

I believe the best bet it's getting a permanent resident card, at least that's what i am working on.

MaDalton 03-20-2014 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20021346)
I visited there and fell in love with Prague. Also thought about Brno, not really a specific reason why the Czech Republic, but its a place to start and I know a few people there so I won't be completely on my own :)

my vote would have definitely been Brno :1orglaugh

but didn't your mum say you also could get an italian passport? that would make things A LOT easier

JFK 03-20-2014 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20021880)
my vote would have definitely been Brno :1orglaugh

but didn't your mum say you also could get an italian passport? that would make things A LOT easier

yup Italian passport is the better way to go, then you're legal in EU :2 cents:

Sid70 03-20-2014 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20021880)
my vote would have definitely been Brno :1orglaugh

but didn't your mum say you also could get an italian passport? that would make things A LOT easier

Easier?

Care to explain?

Unless it's all in the family name LOL

mineistaken 03-20-2014 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 20021938)
yup Italian passport is the better way to go, then you're legal in EU :2 cents:

Say what? :1orglaugh

kittykatt 03-20-2014 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20021880)
my vote would have definitely been Brno :1orglaugh

but didn't your mum say you also could get an italian passport? that would make things A LOT easier

Yeah but once I started asking the family who had a IT passport, they laughed and said they didn't even have US passports?. damn italians:pimp

MaDalton 03-20-2014 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20021999)
Yeah but once I started asking the family who had a IT passport, they laughed and said they didn't even have US passports…. damn italians:pimp

lol

you can contact www.foreigners.cz - they also have an office in Prague - they did everything for me for a small fee (in my case $10 to get the permanent residency)

=> http://prague.foreigners.cz/immigration

Sid70 03-20-2014 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20022056)
lol

you can contact www.foreigners.cz - they also have an office in Prague - they did everything for me for a small fee (in my case $10 to get the permanent residency)

=> http://prague.foreigners.cz/immigration

I surely am over paying... but hey, i'm from a barbaric backward country!

kittykatt 03-20-2014 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20022056)
lol

you can contact www.foreigners.cz - they also have an office in Prague - they did everything for me for a small fee (in my case $10 to get the permanent residency)

=> http://prague.foreigners.cz/immigration

Awesome! I emailed them thank you :thumbsup

Klen 03-20-2014 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20022056)
lol

you can contact www.foreigners.cz - they also have an office in Prague - they did everything for me for a small fee (in my case $10 to get the permanent residency)

=> http://prague.foreigners.cz/immigration

Hmm,howmany years you are in CZ ?

MaDalton 03-20-2014 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20022295)
Hmm,howmany years you are in CZ ?

since 2006

fitzmulti 03-20-2014 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20021284)
You're a weirdo!what she posted was stulid., no reason stated to ask for a visa daddy.

""Julie Larson - Director of Biz Dev""! So...

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20021190)
I'm planning on moving to Prague by the end of the year and I'm working on getting a residential visa. I'm a US citizen and driving to the embassy of the Czech Republic tomorrow to turn in my forms. Any tips for me to speed up the process? :helpme:helpme

That seems like it may be a neat move! Good luck in all of that!

Lars_Cash 03-21-2014 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20021190)
I'm planning on moving to Prague by the end of the year and I'm working on getting a residential visa. I'm a US citizen and driving to the embassy of the Czech Republic tomorrow to turn in my forms. Any tips for me to speed up the process? :helpme:helpme

Keep in mind that its usually pretty cold (and dark!) from November till March http://www.holiday-weather.com/prague/averages/ I´m sure you´re aware of it but if you really live there and you´re coming from Southern California, it might be a bigger deal than it seems right now...

That said, i really love CZ as well! Just had two nights full of unfiltered beer in Plzen - damn thats something like wellness for the liver! :1orglaugh


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