Originally Posted by sarettah
(Post 19006767)
Ok, so theres an Air Force General, a Marine General and a Navy Admiral sitting around the club talking shit and they get talking about which service is the bravest and has the most guts.
The Air Force general proclaims loudly that his boys have the most guts and he can prove it. So, they drive on out to the Air Force base and he finds a pilot and tells him, "Son, I want you to get into that jet over there. Take it up 30 miles, do a 180 and crash that jet on this spot right here."
The pilot salutes him, says "yes sir", gets in the jet. Takes it up 30 miles, inverts it and crashes it on the exact spot the General indicated.
The General looks at his friends and says, "Now, that's guts".
The Marine General laughs and says "that's nothing, I can show you some real men with guts."
So, they head on over to the Marine base. When they get there the General finds 2 Marines and tells them, "Men, I want you to get in those two jeeps, take them to either end of the grinder, turn around, drive towards each other and collide head on in theexact middle of the grinder at exactly 120 miles per hour."
The Marines salute him, say "Yes sir" and then they each get in a jeep, drive to either end of the grinder, turn the jeeps around and drive towards each other and collide in the middle of the grinder at exactly 120 miles per hour.
The Generals looks at his friends and says, "Now, that's guts".
The Air Force General is impressed but the Admiral just sort of chuckles and says "that ain't nothing."
So, they head on over to the shipyard and they drive up to a destroyer. On the top mast of the destroyer there's a sailor working. The Admiral looks up at him and shouts, "Sailor, I want you to jump off of that mast and splat your body right here at my feet."
The sailor looks down and yells, "What????"
The Admiral looks back up at him and yells, "I want you to jump off that mast and splat your body right here at my feet."
The sailor looks back down and yells, "FUCK YOU".
The Admiral looks at his friends and says "Now, thats guts."
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