How drunk I get 1st thing on Sunday morning... Is directly correlated to....
 

MTVs 'Sweet 16' Show...

I pour a pint glass of Vodka / RedBull with a straw in it...

Each time the spoilt brat says 'My Party' I take a huge sip....

I vomited all over the kitchen table last week, and into my Sunday lunch :(

Wish me luck today guys - If I'm REALLY lucky, I may even shit my pants :2 cents: :thumbsup

congrats on getting off on mtv and being drunk,

Thank you very much :thumbsup

Its kinda rare that anyone on GFY actually recognises my achievements !

Thanks again :)

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naughty boy...

You have lofty ass-pirations.

Congratzzzzzz!

Good luck on your future endeavors :)

pint glass of vodka? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh you have a problem

You need to have a pint glass - It wastes valuable drinking time if you have to fill the glass up every five minutes...

Really? Me, it depends on whether or no Teletubbies is a repeat...

:D

do you actually have any business in adult or is really all you do is talk about your bowel movements?