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Dirty F 04-01-2014 01:35 AM

Why even bother putting an Indian guy in a cooking competition show?
 
It's always the same. There always has to be 1 Indian guy or girl in the first rounds. Because political correctnes, diversity blah blah.
That person can cook exactly 1 thing. Curry. The first 1 to 3 rounds the jury is always impressed with the amazing curry. By round 5 the Indian has to go because they're looking for more than just curry.

This is how it goes in EVERY FUCKING SHOW!

Idiots!

sandman! 04-01-2014 01:38 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Matt 26z 04-01-2014 02:38 AM

These bad sentiments of Indians on cooking shows may be a manifestation of your disappointment of their tiny dicks.

clickhappy 04-01-2014 02:42 AM

Curry is so fucking disgusting. It smells like dirty feet and poverty.

wehateporn 04-01-2014 02:43 AM


CurrentlySober 04-01-2014 02:47 AM

i kunt a4d a kurry..

Manfap 04-01-2014 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 20034069)
Curry is so fucking disgusting. It smells like dirty feet and poverty.

You need to eat in better places :2 cents:

Klen 04-01-2014 03:03 AM

Curry is my favorite spice,tho i didn't eat it in cooking form yet.

clickhappy 04-01-2014 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 20034087)
You need to eat in better places :2 cents:

When I was in Jr high me and my friends would walk home from school on a busy street that was loaded with Indian restaurants & stores and we would pull our shirts up over our noses and run down the street because it smelled so bad.

One time at work I taught an Indian guy how to build websites and he thanked me by cooking curry shrimp over rice and he sat there and watched me eat it, it smelled like hot seafood garbage mixed with feces. 1 bite was all I did.

John-ACWM 04-01-2014 03:30 AM

:1orglaugh yup, you described it the best.

EddyTheDog 04-01-2014 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 20034031)
It's always the same. There always has to be 1 Indian guy or girl in the first rounds. Because political correctnes, diversity blah blah.
That person can cook exactly 1 thing. Curry. The first 1 to 3 rounds the jury is always impressed with the amazing curry. By round 5 the Indian has to go because they're looking for more than just curry.

This is how it goes in EVERY FUCKING SHOW!

Idiots!

You answered your own question...

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20034070)

I can't even watch that guy - He make me cringe...

Dirty F 04-01-2014 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20034123)
You answered your own question...



I can't even watch that guy - He make me cringe...


Who is he? An Indian guy cooking curry in every episode?

Juicy D. Links 04-01-2014 03:57 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RandazzoXXX 04-01-2014 04:01 AM

The "Italians" who want to make some variation of a pasta dish in every round are just as pathetic.

By the way, why do we always think of Indian food when we think of curry? Thai Curry is WAY better.

nico-t 04-01-2014 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 20034103)
it smelled like hot seafood garbage mixed with feces.

sounds delicious! :1orglaugh

EddyTheDog 04-01-2014 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 20034150)
Who is he? An Indian guy cooking curry in every episode?

He is this incredibly camp indian queen - So camp I can't watch it...

He does do a good curry though so I try to watch him, when the cringe factor gets too high I just switch over....

Klen 04-01-2014 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandazzoXXX (Post 20034158)
The "Italians" who want to make some variation of a pasta dish in every round are just as pathetic.

By the way, why do we always think of Indian food when we think of curry? Thai Curry is WAY better.

Yeah custom curry spice as well,i using now fajita and wok version of curry.

Manfap 04-01-2014 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 20034103)
When I was in Jr high me and my friends would walk home from school on a busy street that was loaded with Indian restaurants & stores and we would pull our shirts up over our noses and run down the street because it smelled so bad.

One time at work I taught an Indian guy how to build websites and he thanked me by cooking curry shrimp over rice and he sat there and watched me eat it, it smelled like hot seafood garbage mixed with feces. 1 bite was all I did.

There are some very delicate Indian dishes, perfumed with just 1 or 2 spices.

That like saying all hamburgers are mcdonalds. or the plastic sandwich from the 7-11 is the same as a highend NY Deli sandwich.

PR_Glen 04-01-2014 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandazzoXXX (Post 20034158)
The "Italians" who want to make some variation of a pasta dish in every round are just as pathetic.

By the way, why do we always think of Indian food when we think of curry? Thai Curry is WAY better.

about a billion or 2 would disagree..

Phoenix 04-01-2014 06:06 AM

i like curry in some dishes...sometimes it is too much though. Thai curry with coconut milk is the good stuff.

michael.kickass 04-01-2014 10:09 AM

I use curry every now and then, I like it. I'm far from describing it as garbage or feces.

deltav 04-01-2014 10:17 AM

Done right, Indian food can be really really really good.

GAMEFINEST 04-01-2014 10:31 AM

lol...hilarious..

Tom_PM 04-01-2014 10:32 AM

Never had it, but going to buy some pre-made curry and try it out sometime.

Personally when I think of Indian food I think of naan bread and I think of blooming spices in oil.

There is a good YouTube cooking channel called Manjula's Kitchen if there's anyone actually interested in cooking Indian food. I think all of her recipes are vegetarian.

:food-smil02

PornDude 04-01-2014 10:59 AM

What the fuck do you watch Dirty F?

EddyTheDog 04-01-2014 11:05 AM

I think some of you on here don't know what a Indian food is...

Curry is a colloquialism for spiced food with sauce - It didn't exist in India before the Brits arrived.....

There are 1000s of 'curries' and that is a small part of the range in India - There are 1000's of non curry dishes as well - You need to visit India - or London - to get a real taste of Indian food...

bronco67 04-01-2014 11:12 AM

It's kind of like when they pick the ugly guy/girl who can sing on American Idol. We all know the better looking contestant is going to win in the end.

sperbonzo 04-01-2014 03:57 PM

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candyflip 04-01-2014 07:41 PM

I eat Indian once, sometimes twice a week. When I want Curry, I go to the Thai place.

bhutocracy 04-01-2014 11:56 PM

An indian guy almost won the last season of Masterchef here. He was the best cook on the show by far. Also, indian food can be epically great... Malai kofta, butter chicken, saag prawns etc... just need to get it from a good place like with any other cuisine..

Aidoru 04-02-2014 12:22 AM

Watch the Kitchen nightmares episodes with Indian owners or chefs, they are insanely delusional and proud of their shit food and establishments.

Dirty F 04-02-2014 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aidoru (Post 20035188)
Watch the Kitchen nightmares episodes with Indian owners or chefs, they are insanely delusional and proud of their shit food and establishments.

Every Indian chef thinks he's doing something amazing.
In the end it's just another Indian cooking, you guessed it, yet another curry.

A real chef can cook different styles from different countries.
Give an Indian chef anything other than his usual 10 or so curry ingredients and he is lost.

Dirty F 04-02-2014 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy (Post 20035174)
An indian guy almost won the last season of Masterchef here. He was the best cook on the show by far. Also, indian food can be epically great... Malai kofta, butter chicken, saag prawns etc... just need to get it from a good place like with any other cuisine..

Almost. Right. Sometimes they have to give the impression that a chef from a backwards country can also win. Which of course will never happen.

sexybabe 04-02-2014 10:23 AM

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Chef+Dhamu

CDSmith 04-02-2014 11:28 AM

Samosas are great. Say what you will about indian cooking but leave the samosas out of it.

They're divine.

mineistaken 04-02-2014 11:32 AM

I am pissed off by PC police forced token guys everywhere on TV.

mineistaken 04-02-2014 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20034569)
Curry is a colloquialism for spiced food with sauce - It didn't exist in India before the Brits arrived.....
.

So it does not have to be spiced with an actual curry spice? Can be spiced with something else?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curry

Before this thread curry to me was just a spice that I liked to put on cooked chicken :)

deltav 04-02-2014 12:01 PM

Obviously for some of you guys it's not Indian food you don't like, it's Indians themselves. Why not just come out and say it?

Dirty F 04-02-2014 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav (Post 20035860)
Obviously for some of you guys it's not Indian food you don't like, it's Indians themselves. Why not just come out and say it?

You sound like a racist. I hope you get banned.


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