i lick 2 masturbate, & ejaculate into my own mouth....
 

Do you?

I'm thinking that we could perhaps have a meet, and do it into each others mouth's?

Because we would be solo masturbation, it WOULDN'T BE AT ALL GAY... So cummon guys?

Who's with me???

PS: I also shit myslef 2... :(

Did they finish your drive or do half of it and fuck off?

Actually, they HAVE 'finished' it - However I'm still awaiting the rental company to turn up and remove the 'digger'

Plus its raining to fuck down here in Teignmouth, and I'm waiting for some better weather to take more pics...

They are coming back again today (briefly) to remove the last pile of earth (NOT HUGE - Less than a kids sandcastle) and they will use loose earth, to level the lawn (by only a few degrees) enabling me to re-seed...

But in all, very good job, well worth the money, and I cant wait till I drive over it tomorrow and feel the SMMMOOOOOTTTTTHHHH Lube instead of the shocker rocker that I had been enduring :)

Sounds good :thumbsup

You have a nice time son

Oh thanks ! I have not had compliment paid to me since about 1991 :)

Everything is better with lube - Or so they say...

I still prefer spit and a finger - lol the good old days......