I Just Got Fired At Mcdonalds
 

Lets be 100% honest - Im sure that many of you here are in employment via McDonalds...

But...

BE HONEST!

Does it SPECIFICALLY SAY that I Can't Shit in a burger?

If it isn't in my TOS - It isn't legal !!!

No Shit !!!!!

I'm surprised they could tell the difference between your turd and the burgers they usually sell anyway.

you are right, if its not in tos, you can shat

You deserve a poo today... :)

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your lucky in the united states that is a felony. :1orglaugh

was thi u make poo

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/def...?itok=t480ueYF

:Oh crap bad day.

cumming in your pants is better. :disgust

No, its almost an entire step away from complete satisfaction...

You see, if you just cum in your pants thats level 1...

But if you poo your pants, which in turn causes you to come in your pants... Thats level 2....

Kinda like the Buddhist saying of would you rather be a living caterpillar, or a dead butterfly...

Most people say the 'Living Caterpillar' cause its alive...

But according to Buddhism, the correct answer is the dead butterfly...


Why? Because the dead butterfly is one step further towards enlightenment, than the caterpillar...

Meditate on that... :2 cents:

She is HOT ! Would marry her !