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brassmonkey 04-16-2014 01:53 PM

Unknown Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives
 
Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

Details about what triggered the incident were not available.

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out," which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film "Blade: Trinity," according to the Internet Movie Database.

seeandsee 04-16-2014 02:00 PM

I guess some kind of drug could be in story?

MrTrollkien 04-16-2014 02:00 PM

All I have to say is:

cock on the ground
Cock on the ground
lookin' like a fool with yo Cock on the ground...

MrTrollkien 04-16-2014 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 20052526)
I guess some kind of drug could be in story?

Drugs are bad, mmmkay kids??

blackmonsters 04-16-2014 02:03 PM

That is LA so could easily be that his dick was cut off and then he was thrown off the building.

L-Pink 04-16-2014 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20052534)
That is LA so could easily be that his dick was cut off and then he was thrown off the building.

Interesting take

brassmonkey 04-16-2014 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20052534)
That is LA so could easily be that his dick was cut off and then he was thrown off the building.

the no snitch policy he cut it off :2 cents::2 cents: :uhoh if not his head is next

OY 04-16-2014 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20052534)
That is LA so could easily be that his dick was cut off and then he was thrown off the building.

A pretty dick move, if true.

sandman! 04-16-2014 02:23 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 04-16-2014 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OY (Post 20052568)
A REALLY dick move, if true.


dAfUcK!
I've been reduced to teaching white guys their own slang again.
Fucking rap music!!!

:1orglaugh

romeo22 04-16-2014 02:36 PM

point of this story.dont be a rapper!

Evil1 04-16-2014 03:10 PM

ok, so how can we make this a trend with rappers? It needs to happen more often.

blackmonsters 04-16-2014 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 20052642)
ok, so how can we make this a trend with rappers? It needs to happen more often.

So my theory has some legs if you live in LA.

.

bronco67 04-16-2014 04:31 PM

Does his dick get sown back on? He probably wouldn't want that if he went through the trouble of cutting it off. Imagine being in the middle of doing that, and changing your mind.

brassmonkey 04-16-2014 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 20052642)
ok, so how can we make this a trend with rappers? It needs to happen more often.

kill yourself :2 cents: then they will do it

WDF 04-16-2014 05:31 PM

There's a Skeeter on my peter whack it off!

brassmonkey 04-16-2014 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WDF (Post 20052841)
There's a Skeeter on my peter whack it off!

:helpme:helpme :(:( R.I.P. peter

Lars_Cash 04-17-2014 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20052754)
Imagine being in the middle of doing that, and changing your mind.

:1orglaugh

beerptrol 04-17-2014 03:39 AM

So I guess he will change his name to Severed Johnson?

Wilsy 04-17-2014 04:05 AM

wow how odd

Simon 04-17-2014 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey
... survived the fall from the second level of the building ...

If by "second level" they mean second floor, I'm thinking he may just want the attention. Otherwise he probably could have found a building with a few higher floors for the jumping and falling segments of his adventure.

:upsidedow

Harmon 04-17-2014 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonSays (Post 20053202)
If by "second level" they mean second floor, I'm thinking he may just want the attention. Otherwise he probably could have found a building with a few higher floors for the jumping and falling segments of his adventure.

:upsidedow

Cutting off your cock sure is a hell of a way to seek attention :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

beerptrol 04-17-2014 05:21 AM

Rappers getting busted for drugs and/or guns is so 2013

Mickey_ 04-17-2014 05:42 AM

Last name: Johnson
Ironic.

Cleo 04-17-2014 06:05 AM

What a dick...


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