How to know if your daughter has found the right man...
 

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So my daughter brings her laptop over complaining that it has stopped working. What she means by this is that WIFI no longer connects. I ask her how long has this been going on and she tells me about three weeks now. I think back to three weeks ago and what has changed in her life is that she met a new guy.

My next question is about whether or not her new boyfriend uses her computer or not. She doesn't think he does. I ask if he ever stays over while she is away or sleeping. Sure he does. I check the browser history and the recently installed programs.

JESUS H. CHRIST!

All the boy does is porn, porn, porn and he gets it from the stupidest sites on the planet.

Tried telling her and showing her, but you know how that goes.

I should mention she is my step-daughter and her "real dad" is a total dip shit.

Carry on.
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if anyones daughter is not with me, she is with wrong man ... :2 cents:

Was is anal porn ??

If so, she's getting it in the ass very soon...

not a pleasant situation to be in

How do you know it wasn't she that was looking at the porn?
And which sites were the stupid porn sites?

Do you think he cleaned off the keyboard very well? Did you wear gloves when typing on this computer?

@lucas131 - I keep telling her... she don't listen!

@scott - and more...

@alex - Because it coincides with the time line. Before that it is all Star Magazine and Inside Edition. The stupid ones install shit.

@Viking - Son of a bitch... finger tips are tingly...

a man who views porn? the horror...

I'd rather that than some dipshit who surfs tmz sites all day or twitter..

So newly hooked up guy uses girls computer to surf pron when she's not around. Sounds like they are just having a fun sex life and he's constantly horny from it. Maybe she likes porn, too? Don't judge a guy based on having porn bookmarks in a girl's browser when you work in porn, too.

I'm assuming you have other reasons not to like him though and this was just the icing on the cake?

Maybe sit down with him and explain everything, but that if he is to surf porn, he SHOULD be doing it on his own system, chicks get pissy at that after awhile and show him the safe sites to use..

Might be good way to say "hey, im watching you"

Or it might have great side effect of embarrassing him and making him go away heh

Most likely your step dauggter is a whore

If your daughter brings me home it's a sign you really fucked up as a father.

Oh my god.. I think I'd kill the little fucker.

I've been thinking lately that my daughter will not be allowed to date until she is 35 and arranged-married by myself with two chaperones. No sex until 50, too. I should be dead by then.

What did she say when you told her? She didn't want to believe it?

This is why I am glad to have a boy, only 1 penis to worry about

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Looking through anyones browser history is risky. Did you really think it was going to be cnn.com and gmail? come on.

I'll check my user list and tell you if you're really fucked.

You obviously don't have a daughter....

Total cock block move.

Why not sell the guy on a membership to your own site?

He is a low ambition idiot kind of guy. Then again, so is most of America. I have a hard time accepting that not everybody is always looking for a way to make more money. I love to play poker and games of skill with people face to face, or even poker online, but I hate it when somebody I care about is dating somebody that spends his entire day playing StarCraft and watching porn. Her dad is the same type. Always fucking around. I guess its a Freudian thing.

Not that tragic.

all teenage boys watch porn...face it: if you grew up in the internet age you would be watching porn every chance you get...the kids only mistake is not using anon browsing...

also complaining about a teenager watching porn on a porn board is kinda :1orglaugh

She isn't putting out enough

If you do, she has received it in the rear end quickly...