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ING82

05-06-2014 03:53 PM

Florida man?s bid to marry porn-filled laptop denied

Quote:

A Florida resident has had his bid to marry his porn-filled laptop denied by a judge in Utah.

Chris Sevier filed a 50-page motion to the US Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit because he was denied the right to marry his MacBook ?machine spouse? by Utah officials, but his motion was overturned.

In a comment on the current US discussion on gay marriage, he argued that his love for his ?porn-filled? Apple MacBook is no different to the love shared between gay partners, and that he preferred having sex with his computer ?over sex with real women?.

http://descrier.co.uk/oddities/flori...laptop-denied/

What
the
fuck...

kronic

05-06-2014 03:58 PM

Sounds like a couple gfy'ers I know.

brassmonkey

05-06-2014 04:04 PM

guess the race

Pseudonymous

05-06-2014 04:11 PM

http://www.christianpost.com/news/te...rriage-100120/

same guy i assume

oppoten

05-06-2014 04:11 PM

What a sad man.

MrBottomTooth

05-06-2014 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20078085)

guess the race

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

beerptrol

05-06-2014 05:38 PM

Laptop should have stood it's ground, and shot him.

oppoten

05-06-2014 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20078105)

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mineistaken

05-06-2014 05:41 PM

Why not, if man can marry another man, animals and laptops might be the next step in "human rights" department.

AllAboutCams

05-06-2014 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20078105)

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

brassmonkey

05-06-2014 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20078105)

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

yeah your right white people never steal or marry family members

mineistaken

05-06-2014 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20078105)

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

backfired :1orglaugh

L-Pink

05-06-2014 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20078105)

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

Oh fuck :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

05-06-2014 08:06 PM

http://bminusblogs.files.wordpress.c...-cigarette.png

:stoned

ADG

rapidworkers

05-09-2014 10:45 PM

suppose the particular battle.

TrashyGirl

05-10-2014 12:10 AM

he moved from Tennessee to Florida. when he was living in TN he sued Apple for letting him get addicted to porn on his computer which supposedly caused his marriage to fail

Time.com article on man suing Apple over Porn Addiction

Harmon

05-10-2014 06:51 AM

I can't say I blame the guy. Some of the corn fed pigs walking around certain parts of Florida would make a MacBook Pro look like Pam fucking Anderson when she was on Baywatch in the 90s :2 cents:

Harmon

05-10-2014 06:55 AM

also
http://i.imgur.com/pgaHLEe.gif

Grapesoda

05-10-2014 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ING82 (Post 20078076)

http://descrier.co.uk/oddities/flori...laptop-denied/

What
the
fuck...

won't be long before some guy tries to marry his brother, and what's too stop them?

MPGdevil

05-10-2014 10:57 AM

He should have bought a PC.

brassmonkey

05-10-2014 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20082334)

won't be long before some guy tries to marry his brother, and what's too stop them?

i have a sheep named sandy. if you marry her i'll pay for the wedding. all the hay and apple you can eat! :thumbsup

Robbie

05-10-2014 11:13 AM

I hope nobody ever introduces him to Pornhub. He will kick that laptop to the curb. lol

ctggls

05-10-2014 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20078105)

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

loool , funny

Harmon

05-10-2014 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20082520)

I hope nobody ever introduces him to Pornhub. He will kick that laptop to the curb. lol

I'm guessing you haven't been introduced to apps that will download any flash movies on the page instantly with one click? :1orglaugh

Pornhub? They take it with them :1orglaugh They only go back when they get sick of jacking off to what they already have on their hard drive :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeandsee

05-10-2014 12:23 PM

what a stupid attention whore

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