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DirtyDanza 05-13-2014 03:52 PM

Hernia surgery... who's had it
 
having laparoscopic bilateral hernia repair next wed... anyone else have it?

Dead 05-13-2014 04:33 PM

Obamacare paying for this? Mesh or stitch?

xNetworx 05-13-2014 04:42 PM

I had it. Inguinal hernia. Mesh. For 2-3 days after the surgery you will need a person around to assist you. I slept in a recliner chair as well.

SilentKnight 05-13-2014 04:46 PM

Had surgery for a herniated disk in the lower back that sidelined me for 7 months with a badly compressed sciatic nerve - a few years back.

Luckily I had a top-notch surgeon at the time...and made a full recovery.

Good luck with the procedure. :)

PornoStar69 05-13-2014 04:51 PM

dad had that.......................over doing the jogging........................he never learns.

georgeyw 05-13-2014 05:04 PM

I had an umbilical hernia a few years ago and it wasn't much fun.

hottoddy 05-13-2014 05:19 PM

Because of the stitching/anchor points, many men lose 1-2 inches of penis length. Mine didn't get any shorter (thank god), but now tilts toward the hernia side. :mad: A friend had the mesh work loose and sink toward his balls.

theking 05-13-2014 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 20085902)
having laparoscopic bilateral hernia repair next wed... anyone else have it?

I once had a strangulated hernia in my stomach. The surgery was simple and I was home the same day but my stomach swelled up and cut my activity down by about 90% for a few days.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-13-2014 05:20 PM



Ouch...sorry to hear, but I guess surgery is better than no surgery.

Have luck! :thumbsup

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Spunky 05-13-2014 05:24 PM

I was too young to remember but I had a double hernia

rastan 05-13-2014 11:51 PM

I had one a few years back, a groinal one, right next to my tool. It was kinda embareasing going and whopping the old fella out in front of my doctor, but had to be done.
Anyway, the surgery didn't hurt, because I was knocked out at the time. But when I came to, I was crawling up the fucking bed. It is REALLY sore. Your dick goes black and bruised along with a lot of the local area, and you just can't touch anything around there for days. It'll take you a good few days to properly get back on your feet, and a couple of weeks before you can even think about gentle sex!
Tough time

javbucks 05-14-2014 12:05 AM

Take care of your groinich bros

mavruda 05-14-2014 03:52 AM

Having surgery of ANY kind sucks - all I can say is: Best of LUCK and quick recovery after!

DirtyDanza 05-14-2014 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead (Post 20085929)
Obamacare paying for this? Mesh or stitch?

Nah my insurance is.... Mesh... I put my body through the ringer so doc's think mesh will hold up better....

symtab 05-14-2014 08:33 AM

I also have a herniated disk. If it doesnt get better in 3-4 months i'll also have to do a operation. Hope everything will go well for you and speedy recovery!

Choopa Phil 05-14-2014 08:39 AM

I have had it done before...i had a full hernia on one side and a partial on the other. No mesh has been used and I have been lifting for the past 5 years without a hitch (500+lb Deadlifts) I am a huge proponent of not using mesh unless absolutely neccessary.

Youll have a whole new outlook on your abs and core after this. The most trivial things such as sneezing, coughing, farting, squeezing the last drop of pee out, blowing your nose, getting up to pee int he middle of the night become rather difficult or painful. I had a Pain-ball which is like a bladder filled with a local that numbed the area for about 3-4 days.

adultchatpay 05-14-2014 08:47 AM

I remember the guy from a fake agent site has a hernia.

DirtyDanza 05-14-2014 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20086473)
I have had it done before...i had a full hernia on one side and a partial on the other. No mesh has been used and I have been lifting for the past 5 years without a hitch (500+lb Deadlifts) I am a huge proponent of not using mesh unless absolutely neccessary.

Youll have a whole new outlook on your abs and core after this. The most trivial things such as sneezing, coughing, farting, squeezing the last drop of pee out, blowing your nose, getting up to pee int he middle of the night become rather difficult or painful. I had a Pain-ball which is like a bladder filled with a local that numbed the area for about 3-4 days.

yeah my right side is pretty bad... left side is just starting I didn't even notice it... the surgeon did.. ( a surgeon will always find something to cut on)


I saw every specialist I could between mesh and no mesh... here in Las Vegas we have 1 doctor that does no mesh.. in the country there are only like 5 that do the no mesh technic I would do the "shouldice" after talking with the doctors and surgeons I decided to go with mesh for strength....

I am a lean guy with very little body fat... I walk at 7-8% body fat and when I cut weight to compete I get down to the 4% range ... we also decided to do laparoscopic so we can go under the muscle to patch it rather than over... again I'm to thin and if we did open surgery you will feel the mesh and I take a bad chance on hitting that nerve and going numb in the leg or extreme burning in the leg....

I am pretty happy with the doctor I chose so far... everything I read and all the surgeons I talked to said choice of surgeon is more important than type of surgery....

DirtyDanza 05-14-2014 08:58 AM

and guys ... ingunal hernia is much much different from hernited disc in back.... I have 3 herniated disc in my neck and id rather have these than an ingunal hernia.... my neck ill leave alone but it feels like my guts are going to explode into my balls......

Choopa Phil 05-14-2014 09:02 AM

Ah nice we are very similar then in that regard, currently sitting at 7-8% and cutting. Do you do NPC or WBFF? How old are you? I was 22 when I had the surgery and age was definitely a factor in whether or not the mesh was an option or not.

DirtyDanza 05-14-2014 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20086517)
Ah nice we are very similar then in that regard, currently sitting at 7-8% and cutting. Do you do NPC or WBFF? How old are you? I was 22 when I had the surgery and age was definitely a factor in whether or not the mesh was an option or not.

Im 32 now... in great shape.... I got the hernia's last year I think training one of my fighters for a fight... I walk in the 150-160 range and cut to compete at 135-145 in MMA and Grappling tourneys....

I'm always training with welterweights and above .....

the doc says as long as I take it easy the first 2 weeks to let the mesh sit in place and attach itself I should be good ....

ill be cleared for cardio and plyo after 2 weeks and sky is limit after 4 weeks.... there is always a 1-2% chance the hernia can return... he says it all depends how well the mesh sits in the start... so first 4 weeks is the crucial point.... I'm not training I don't have fighters getting ready for fights so I may hold off on cardio for 3 weeks ... not sure yet.....

out of everything I'm reading I'm most worried about the gas they pump in me to inflate my stomach.... I hear horror stories about it causing bad chest pains after surgery

Choopa Phil 05-14-2014 09:44 AM

Well I can say I have not had any chest pains or issues post surgery. The scar is almost non existent at this point and I am stronger than ever.

ctggls 05-14-2014 09:58 AM

Best of luck man! Let us know how it went!

Vendzilla 05-14-2014 10:49 AM

I had it more than once
Get the mesh, afterwards, it's almost impossible to rip it
Get a really comfortable recliner that's easy to get in and out of and stay there till you feel like you can walk

DirtyDanza 05-14-2014 01:26 PM

man I'm not looking forward to recovery

georgeyw 05-14-2014 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 20086887)
man I'm not looking forward to recovery

The recovery is horrible, as Phil said, you will realise how much you use your core to do anything.

DirtyDanza 05-14-2014 10:40 PM

without TMI I am not looking fwd to the first shit....

Im going to be on oatmeal and fiber LOL

georgeyw 05-14-2014 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 20087366)
without TMI I am not looking fwd to the first shit....

Im going to be on oatmeal and fiber LOL

Metamucil!!! :1orglaugh

Seth Manson 05-15-2014 04:08 AM

have the nurses gopro it and then post it

Lichen 05-15-2014 04:16 AM

Sounds like it's not a big deal since it's not a spinal disc hernia.

I guess you lift the wrong way. Got to be more careful and learn how to lift the correct way.

Vadame 05-15-2014 05:03 AM

All the best!

Choopa Phil 05-15-2014 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lichen (Post 20087515)
Sounds like it's not a big deal since it's not a spinal disc hernia.

I guess you lift the wrong way. Got to be more careful and learn how to lift the correct way.

A hernia isnt always from lifting the wrong way, i was born with 2 partials that happened to grow into full blown hernias. You cant really compare the two, they are both bad and can be excruciatingly painful.

Danza becareful sitting down on the bowl! Im telling you, pay CLOSE mind to the muscles you use when you move around pre surgery. It will save you heaps of pain later on.

DirtyDanza 05-15-2014 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20087809)
A hernia isnt always from lifting the wrong way, i was born with 2 partials that happened to grow into full blown hernias. You cant really compare the two, they are both bad and can be excruciatingly painful.

Danza becareful sitting down on the bowl! Im telling you, pay CLOSE mind to the muscles you use when you move around pre surgery. It will save you heaps of pain later on.

will do sir.... and the fact I hate pain pills but I smoke pot will not help... Im going to want to smoke then ill cough then ill die LOL

I need this fixed so I can whoop Kimbo again :)

Choopa Phil 05-15-2014 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 20087867)
will do sir.... and the fact I hate pain pills but I smoke pot will not help... Im going to want to smoke then ill cough then ill die LOL

I need this fixed so I can whoop Kimbo again :)

Yea pain pills dont to anything except tear up your stomach and make you loopy/moody. You can always go the route of ingestion :thumbsup

DirtyDanza 05-15-2014 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20087870)
Yea pain pills dont to anything except tear up your stomach and make you loopy/moody. You can always go the route of ingestion :thumbsup

good idea.....

thankfully I'm kind of used to pain... in the fight biz you never "not have pain" somewhere... I've had my share of motorcycle accidents ... but as a trainer I know the core and how much you use it for everything.... you think ribs are useless break one and try to do anything... I tell guys when wiping your own ass becomes a chore you need to rest...... like you said doc said I could have had these since birth and one wrong move and lift can make it bigger and it grows over time..... I still think I got it during an intense training session before my guy had a title fight... if you know me and how I teach ... I am hands on and in it.... when I teach how to defend the takedown I try my best to take you down... I guess at all cost LOL....

DirtyDanza 05-15-2014 10:03 AM

oh BTW... doc said we can film it so I got my guy showing up with the dslr , and go pro stationary plus one hdv on tripod pointed at doc's monitor....

3 total cameras.... hopefully ill feel up to editing it day of surgery since ill have nothing else to do

Choopa Phil 05-15-2014 10:43 AM

Sweet! The best is waking up with 1/2 your pubes shaved LOL

DirtyDanza 05-15-2014 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20087937)
Sweet! The best is waking up with 1/2 your pubes shaved LOL


I'm already shaved I wonder if they will knock that off the bill

DirtyDanza 05-22-2014 09:14 AM

all I can say is ouch

coming too from the sleeping drug was a motherfucker

RSD 05-22-2014 09:57 AM

Had surgery 4 times, all different methods.

If you have a shitload of pain, ask your medic for shit load of pain killers + anti biotics.

If your shit or piss in your pants do surgery as soon as possible!

Choopa Phil 05-22-2014 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 20096044)
all I can say is ouch

coming too from the sleeping drug was a motherfucker

Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery for you sir! How did everything go otherwise?

DirtyDanza 05-29-2014 09:34 AM

Holy shit guys.... week and a day after and this was worst surgery I've had to date... knees and shoulders are nothing compared to this.... id rather have 6 broken ribs and a torn ACL...

this is a motherfucker... and it was both sides so thats a motherfucker....

today first day back on computer not just lying around today..... lets see how it go's....

phill was right... every drop of pee you feel even.....

EngineCash 05-29-2014 09:42 AM

If it is a laparoscopic then it is no big deal. Just take it easy, might hurt for a few days, but noting that you can't handle... :)

Choopa Phil 05-29-2014 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 20104178)
Holy shit guys.... week and a day after and this was worst surgery I've had to date... knees and shoulders are nothing compared to this.... id rather have 6 broken ribs and a torn ACL...

this is a motherfucker... and it was both sides so thats a motherfucker....

today first day back on computer not just lying around today..... lets see how it go's....

phill was right... every drop of pee you feel even.....

I feel for you brother! Had the pain-ball helped?

DirtyDanza 05-29-2014 10:30 AM

no pain ball... he said... your a fighter you can take it... gave me some loratabs and sent me home... here I've been since
LOL

ShowMe69 05-29-2014 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 20085902)
having laparoscopic bilateral hernia repair next wed... anyone else have it?

Stay away from comedy shows and laughing :thumbsup

Choopa Phil 05-29-2014 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 20104290)
no pain ball... he said... your a fighter you can take it... gave me some loratabs and sent me home... here I've been since
LOL

Its one thing to be tough, another thing to endure pain unnecessarily. You should have went with them! Would have been a tremendous help at least for the first few days. Well least the brunt of it is over. Tell your doc youll trade some of those loratabs for some GH to help you heal faster :1orglaugh

newB 05-29-2014 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 20104178)
phill was right... every drop of pee you feel even.....

Sorry, if I had seen this sooner I would have advised stocking up on stool softeners before the surgery. Apparently anesthesia dries you out, and after that particular surgery you don't want to have to strain. At least, that was my brothers experience when he had the surgery a couple of years ago.

Dead 05-29-2014 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 20086455)
Nah my insurance is.... Mesh... I put my body through the ringer so doc's think mesh will hold up better....

It does and will, no motorcross for a while and a kidney shoot will put you right back in.
Glad to hear the worst is over, good fight:thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-29-2014 04:31 PM

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So what do you have left to injure? :winkwink: :helpme

Good luck with a speedy recovery. :smilie_we

P.S. Try vaping instead of smoking (and save the leftover vape for cooking edibles). Less coughing. :smokin

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