I'm accepting donations for my upcoming surgery.
 

Finally going in for penis-reduction surgery.

The doctors are charging by the inch so this could get expensive.

However not having to carry the plasma bag around for erections will be nice.

Donations of cash, narcotics or liquor are welcome.

Thank you.

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had my penis reduced... not a big deal at all.. Ibuprofen, 600-800 mg 2-3 times a day for a week and you'll be fine :2 cents:

It will be cheap silly.
They don't charge much when removing 5 inches of genital wart from a penis tip.

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what about fried chicken?

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Gonna hang out with Chaz Bono? :winkwink:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ESKAla-bea...0/PA142980.JPG

http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content...088.cached.jpg

Any plans for the dismembered part of your penis?

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Haha you fuck, I came into this thread in a sympathetic mood. It must be my period.

Go watch the notebook, fag! Here's some tissues!:1orglaugh

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this thread

A case of 25 year old Macallan would help ease the pain.

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Coming to you in a large pickle jar.

Or ….

I might trade it for a Chevy Volt like ********** just got.

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I see what you did there, lol.

I hear that whole black thing is a myth.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...kx6o1_1280.jpg

http://www.troll.me/images/grandma-f...st-penis-i.jpg

Grazie! :Graucho

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...20_634x402.jpg

Clearing a space for it...

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http://www.globalpost.com/sites/defa..._2011_4_20.jpg

Will fit in nicely next to Rasputin's cock I would imagine:

http://i.imgur.com/nn5Ul.jpg

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thread got weird!

I know, I thought it was cold in Russia. Imagine if Rasputin lived in Miami ?..

why is Rasputins cock preserved..

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oh, and:

http://i.imgur.com/430Gi.gif

Just give Lorena Bobbitt a knife. She'll do it for free.

Gave me an idea - get Vivid to pay for it as a Not FrankenPenisXXX parody...

https://thedukesplayground.files.wor...ankenpenis.jpg

Steve Hirsch will probably bite (I mean to save money). :upsidedow

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How many inches will they remove?

Donate it over at Lowry Park Zoo...They can always use some new wildlife in the manatee tanks. ;)

You seem like a do it yourself kind of guy.

tremors?? they made like 10 movies! my god they god bad

I know huh... :winkwink:

Now this might seem kind of extreme at first, but I swear with the right amount of PCP in your system, your motherfucking penis won't be feeling a goddamn thing until you end up on your back in the back of a County provided limo ride to the hospital, where the procedure is completed by professionals (at taxpayer expense), meaning you get what's left of your junk cleaned up for free, and then all you do is you take Ibuprofen, 600-800 mg 2-3 times a day for a week and you'll be fine. :2 cents: :thumbsup

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You could have a new career as a soprano rapper in the No Wang Clan. :smokin

Have luck! :smilie_we

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Had my nut sack reduced once by getting married. Fuck that.

some1 will donate aa big cock who want it :pimp

Lucky bastard!

Can you not get a crazy girlfriend to cut it off?

Have you considered a detachable penis?



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