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fitzmulti 05-28-2014 04:25 PM

50 Cent Needs To Learn From This Chick!
 
http://nesn.com/2014/05/fan-carlos-g...wers-game-gif/

Milwaukee Brewers fan Jordan Hynum is a BIG fan of outfielder Carlos Gomez. This much we know from her overwhelmed reaction when Gomez came over and gave her a hug before an April 27 game at Miller Park. After Tuesday night, it?s hard to imagine Hynum rooting for anyone else. Before his team?s contest against the Baltimore Orioles, Gomez surprised his favorite fan in the stands once again, this time inviting her onto the field to throw out the first pitch. The 15-year-old Hynum was (barely) able to hold her emotions in check before walking out to the mound to deliver a rather impressive first pitch to Gomez. Take notes, 50 Cent.


NaughtyRob 05-28-2014 04:54 PM

I like how she paused with that her ass in the air.....










oops, she's only 15.

brassmonkey 05-28-2014 05:07 PM

i know why its a big deal. :disgust

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-28-2014 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 20103326)

You do have a point...Fiddy throws worse than a girl! :1orglaugh

http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/2014/...cent-pitch.gif

At least Mariah Carey was more adorable when she muffed:

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...irst-pitch.gif

My favorite first pitch:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bd11969b...yxr0o1_400.gif

:stoned

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kane 05-28-2014 06:35 PM

This reminds me of something that happened on the Howard Stern Show. His producer Gary Dell'abate got to throw out a first pitch for a Mets game. He was excited because he has been a Mets fan his entire life.

He practiced and worried about it and even went to a sports psychologist because he didn't want to mess it up. Sure enough, the pitch was terrible.



When he was throwing the pitch Artie Lange was standing near the dugout with a guy who is a security guard at the stadium. Gary throws the pitch and both of them start laughing. Artie says it was gay and the security guard said, "That was the gayest thing I have ever seen and I once saw a guy suck another guy's cock!"

Dead 05-28-2014 06:35 PM

fuckin lefties....

brassmonkey 05-28-2014 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 20103408)
You do have a point...Fiddy throws worse than a girl! :1orglaugh

http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/2014/...cent-pitch.gif

At least Mariah Carey was more adorable when she muffed:

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...irst-pitch.gif

My favorite first pitch:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bd11969b...yxr0o1_400.gif

:stoned

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not kool dogg :disgust

TrashyGirl 05-28-2014 07:05 PM

MLB's R.B.I. (Reviving Baseball in Inner Cities) program wasn't big in Queens? :helpme

bronco67 05-28-2014 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 20103408)
You do have a point...Fiddy throws worse than a girl! :1orglaugh

http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/2014/...cent-pitch.gif



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:stoned

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There's not too many thing I hate seeing more than a human male who has never learned proper throwing mechanics. It should be naturally ingrained in your DNA, but if it's not -- at least throw a few practice balls before embarrassing yourself in front of a stadium full of people.

bronco67 05-28-2014 07:20 PM

That's just so damn cute. How old is this girl again? I might be having thoughts I shouldn't be having.

MrBottomTooth 05-28-2014 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20103466)
not kool dogg :disgust

Why does people making fun of a public celebrity screw-up bother you so much? Let me guess...is it because he's black?

Here's a tip, no one gives a shit that he's black. They are laughing because he throws like a spastic child.

GAMEFINEST 05-28-2014 08:29 PM

nice pitch

John-ACWM 05-29-2014 06:53 AM

:1orglaugh right on! :thumbsup

romeo22 05-29-2014 07:08 AM

so true..she is good with the balls

ottopottomouse 05-29-2014 09:08 AM

I'd fuck it up like that with my left hand too.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-29-2014 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20103505)

Why does people making fun of a public celebrity screw-up bother you so much? Let me guess...is it because he's black?

Here's a tip, no one gives a shit that he's black. They are laughing because he throws like a spastic child.

QFT! :thumbsup

http://grorg.org/2010/images/kenny.jpg

Rumor is that it was publicity for an upcoming album...

:stoned

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JennaFame 05-29-2014 09:19 AM

I love Kenny Powers, nice one AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

blackmonsters 05-29-2014 09:56 AM

I will laugh, but not too loud.
I played baseball and I'm pretty sure that at my age I would need to throw at least 5-10 warm up throws before
I could hit the plate with any velocity on the ball.
Sure I could lob one to the catcher but my first "fast ball" would probably be way off.

BettingHandle 05-29-2014 09:58 AM

50 Cent's first pitch was...
 
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/...-mets-game.gif

http://vixenvarsity.com/wp-content/u...gif-jordan.gif

Scott McD 05-29-2014 10:14 AM

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/G...9E6zTD0qEl.jpg

seeandsee 05-29-2014 11:05 AM

50cent is like baby

SekobA 05-29-2014 11:49 AM

he's not for this game

mineistaken 05-29-2014 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 20103353)
I like how she paused with that her ass in the air.....



oops, she's only 15.

I wanted to say "sexy babe" and afterwards read that she was 15 :1orglaugh
DamianJ would have been all over me for "calling little girls sexy babes" :(

mineistaken 05-29-2014 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20104226)
I will laugh, but not too loud.
I played baseball and I'm pretty sure that at my age I would need to throw at least 5-10 warm up throws before
I could hit the plate with any velocity on the ball.
Sure I could lob one to the catcher but my first "fast ball" would probably be way off.

That is natural. Your ball would not have been way off by 45 degrees (or whatever fifty made) though. It is just impossible unless your brain sends the wrong signal and you release too early.

bushwacker 05-29-2014 02:08 PM

God damn. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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