What's the shortest date you have ever been on?
 

Friends and I were talking about this last night. What is the shortest amount of time a date has ever lasted for you? For me it was about 5-7 minutes.

I was set up on a blind date via a co-worker. I showed up at her house, picked her up and we got in my car to head to dinner. At the time I was about 32 and she was about 35. As we drive down the street we come to a stoplight. A couple of guys walk across the street in front of us and one of them glances over and looks at us. He does nothing odd, just glances at us. She loses her shit. She rolls down the window and starts screaming at him to stop "eye-fucking" us. When he gives her a strange look she starts yelling that she is affiliated with some gang (I can't remember the name of it now) and she will have his ass beat down for looking at her like that.

The light turns green and we start driving. She rolls up the window, looks at me, and smiles, proud of herself. Then she says, "I'm gonna get you in trouble tonight."

At the next light I turned around and started driving back to her place. When she asked what I was doing I told her I was taking her home, this clearly wasn't going to work. When she wanted to know why I said, "If you are in your mid-30's and actually affiliated with a gang, that's pathetic and I don't want any part of it. If you are not and you are just saying that because you think it will impress me, I don't want any part of that. I'm not going to get in a fight with some stranger because you decide to scream at people walking down the street."

She told me I was a bitch. I got to her place, she got out and I drove home.

1 second...

it was my 1st pay-for-date and she haggled all week about what was expected... why was I offering her money... I joked $600 to see her for 1 second...

I was on Gold Coast her in Brisbane.. she gives me 1 hour to get there.. and we're 20mins late.. she's not at the café... so I use a internet terminal... she's swearing in email that I'm all-words... leaving in 5mins.. this and that... so I emailed to come back and I'm eating a sausage roll in the café and she walks straight past and sits on a bench on the overpass walkway... so trying to make eye contact, is that her?? walk up and put my coffee cup in the bin next to her... stare down her dress for 1 glorious second... and walk off! :1orglaugh

All the shopkeepers in the mall saw the whole thing, their jaws dropped when I walked away..

A couple hours. Drove 2 hours to meet this bitch i met off some dating site. Turns out she looked nothing like her photos. She was actually a native and was about 6 feet tall and burly. Took her to dinner and she wouldn't even have a drink. What kind of Indian doesnt like fire water? Couldn't get that boring, giant bitch back to her welfare shack fast enough.

I spent more time driving there then I did on the actual date.

You are a bitch.

You shoulda hit that crazy bitch.

Screwing over a crazy "gang affiliated" woman in her mid-30s does not sound like the smartest thing to do?

1 hour. Even if I do not like my date at all I am still polite and I have a nice friendly chat etc.

Driving to the date time should be excluded from the time of the date in this topic.

Plus 2 hours for the shortest date sounds unreal. What is your regular date, 5 hours? :)

What did you tell your co-worker about your date from hell?

Met a chick in a bar, had a dance, left for her place within 15 minutes. An hour later I left and went back to the bar for more. It was a good night.

That was actually kind of funny.

I showed up for work Monday morning (the date was on a Saturday) and she comes rushing over to me asking why I was such an asshole to her friend. I asked her what her friend told her and she said that her friend called her up, angry because I had called her pathetic and left after 5 minutes.

When I explained what had really happened she didn't believe me. I told her to ask her friend if she always screams at people on the street and threatens to have her gang kill them for glancing at her.

The next day she came back and told me her friend admitted doing that because she was trying to impress me. She then apologized for her friend and said that she knew she can be a hot head from time to time, but never thought she would do this.

About 5min with my right hand. :winkwink:

Fixed that for you.

That is a one night stand not a date....

My fastest was about an hour, we met for a coffee after chatting for a week. The second she opened her mouth I knew I would dump her, took me an hour to do it gently.

0 minuets. Web Date, her pick had to of been about 40 yeas old. Drove up, she stood up. I never even came to a complete stop, just stepped on the gas.

Wow.....I assume that is with foreplay. Im a one pump chump.


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"Had to of been". I've really witnessed the complete devolution of the English language in my lifetime or at least the ability of most native speakers to use it.

I'd say it was a half hour,you can tell right away that there isn't any chemistry

I went out with a girl last week who was 4'10'' :winkwink:

116 mins.

It was a first date - her and I went to see a chick flick at a local theatre.




What I thought would be the longest 116 mins. of my life...turned out to be the best. :)
(And probably not the way you're thinkin').

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I was waiting for this one...

About 30 minutes.

I picked up a chic that a friend had set me up with. She wasnt bad looking, but not all that great either. Didnt seem to have much personality. She picked a seafood restaurant.

We got there and sat at our table. I looked at the menu, damn it was kind of expensive and I didnt see this date really going anywhere. Told her I had to go to the restroom, got up, went to my car, and since I was already dressed I went to meet some of my friends at the bar.

I wonder how long she waited for me to come back from the restroom? Thank god this was before cellphones.

I had to sit with her waiting for supper at a restaurant. It was the most uncomfortable time ever. I was hungry anyway so at least I got to eat before driving for another 2 hours to get home. Most dates I go to the movies so they do tend to drag on.

A friend of mine who used to be a waiter tells a story about a girl who was abandoned by her date at the restaurant he worked at. They came in, ordered food, ate, ordered dessert and ate it then ordered coffee. As he was bringing them coffee the guy excused himself to the bathroom, went to his car and left her there with the check. He said once she realized they wanted her to pay the bill she broke down sobbing. She was in her early 20's but had no money or credit cards on her. She had to call her parents and they came and got her and paid the bill.

I would never go out unless i had way more then enough to cover a meal and drinks if it was someone new i was meeting.

As a guy I am the one that would normally pay on a first date (or when you first start dating someone), but if a woman asked me out and said it was her treat I would still make sure I had enough on a card or cash to cover myself just in case.

My personal record: 40 seconds.

Hah, I wouldnt have done that... at least I bailed before anything was ordered :1orglaugh

But that is a long lasting relationship :)

A friend of mine took a girl to the movie, after that they went to the MC Donald's, where the slut ate two Big Mac and while my friend went to the toilet, the girl got away :)

So why was it best and why did you expect it to be longest? :)

Totally not cool wussy move, I would be ashamed to post this shit as a man...

0 seconds,it was web date,and when i saw her it was a girl with whom i went to acting class and didn't liked,so i just went away.Funny thing her background sounded familiar during web chat,but i really didn't expected to be her.

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Gonna guess he expected nothing and ended up marrying the girl.

few day long on a holiday.we had sex 7 times and she left

I expected it to be the longest just 'cuz it was a chick flick.

As for why it was best - that's a memory I keep to myself.

50% correct.

Correct half being "expected nothing" :1orglaugh

Interesting, you suspected her being that but did not ask if she went to acting class?
And also - did not ask for a photo? Web date is not a blond date per se :)

Beat you on this one (not literally LOL)! 30 second speed jerk!

But seriously, does ditching out count? Sat in the corner of a restaurant to meet a blind date. She walked in, I walked out.

10 minutes. Met up with an ex so we could "talk". He bought me a drink, talked for a few minutes, then went to the bathroom. Those few minutes were enough for me to remember why I broke up with him. I downed my drink, gave the bartender 20 bucks to say I went to the bathroom right after him, and bailed. :321GFY

I think it does not count, not that interesting for the topic compared to stories of people cutting dates short for various reasons :)

She got herself shortest date :2 cents:

none..........

blind date. I show up and this smoking super sexy fine ass girl with hair to her ass opens the door and says "you must be Brian"
Trying not to foucs on how fucking smoking hot her body was I say "I love the long hair, I will be anyone you want me to be tonight" Then her sister who I did not know was the girl I was really there to meet comes from the kitchen calling me an asshole (she had short hair) and slams the door in my face,
She did me a favor LOL but damn it was hard to leave after seeing her sister

About 30 seconds...I stuck my cock through the glory hole and about 30 seconds later the date was over. I quite enjoyed it.

Want to go on a date?

About 2 hours..

Why would i ask such thing?It's not something like everyone doing.And this was era when internet and cellphones here just started for real so that is why there was no photo asking.It wasn't only date without photo,there was another one where a girl was fat so i literally escaped in front of her lol,it was like oh look i know these people and just went away.

Yes and I will go, I have a nice date planned for Friday. Why are you interested?

Why? Because you suspected that her was your friends from acting class?
Like: hey, you sound like someone I know, do you go to acting class by any chance?
Sounds more than natural to ask and un-nnatural not to ask :)