Terrorists Vs Toddlers
 

Not sure about "fun" fact but ridiculous fact to say the least. And the lack of replies doesn't surprise me either... :1orglaugh

1000 deaths a year from falling down stairs.

War against stairs.

More die putting on socks than from terrorism but socks don't scare the people enough to let the politicians do what they want.

Unless you're Spiderman or have mastered the art of levitation - stairs are still a necessity.

Can't say the same for assault rifles and handguns.

probably true cause toddlers are fucking wild cards man. You never know what they'll do next. They could pour Drano into your beer. They could turn on the stove in the middle of the night filling the house with gas and walk into the kitchen and light your morning cigarette before breakfast and you're fucked. Or they could just happen to be an evil twisted little fuck and kill your ass on purpose. You guys have seen "The Omen" right?

What was the name of the kid in that movie?


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh