My 1st weekend without beer..
 

in about 8 months.

I need to cut down, because this extra 50 pounds is too much.

Last year at this time I weighed 134lbs - and I been that for forever, I looked as skinny as a crack head, it was gross.

Except for the beer belly I got now, everyone says I look so much better.

I didnt realize how crackhead skinny I looked until last year when my Dad was in the hospital ina coma-type thing, and he losta LOT of weight, went from 200 something down to 120lbs, and the scariest shit was that he looked like me when he was at his low.

Beer is good.

After tonight I'm giving up drinking... no beer for me till thurs

No beer for 2 weeks...then I got cranky!

I dont know whether I wanna be fat or skinny.

My new found friend o fatness is nice, as is being skinny, and both have their good and bad sides.

Lets review them.


DISADVANTAGE: When I was skinny, girls would complain my hips seemed like weaponry as they would stab their thighs as I fucked them on top.

ADVANTAGE: When I was skinny, I could go shoptlifting with ease if need be, since I could hide large objects around the waist line by sucking in my tummy half way into my body like a run-away circus freak.

DISADVANTAGE: When I was skinny, my thighs did not rub together.

ADVANTAGE: When I was skinny, I never made grunts while putting on my socks and shoes.

DISADVANTAGE: When I was skinny, my thighs were thinner then my wifes.

ADVANTAGE: When I was skinny, all my pants fit (even though they were several sizes larger).

DISADVANTAGE: When I was skinny, my balls did not sweat all the fucking time.

ADVANTAGE: When I was skinny, I could see my dick while peeing.