Good morning! Joke
 

A woman tells her doctor she wants an operation because her vagina
lips are too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret
because she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The
doctor agrees.

When she wakes up from her operation she finds three roses carefully
placed beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately calls the doctor and
says " I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation ?"

"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anyone". The first rose is from me.
I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose
is from the nurse who assisted me. And by the way, she has decided to have
the operation done herself.

"And the third rose ?" she asked.

"Oh," says the doctor, it's from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted
to thank you for his new ears.
:1orglaugh

Oz