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CurrentlySober 06-19-2014 04:11 AM

I just TOOK A SHIT! (In my Neighbours house!!!)
 
Great Fun !!!

Wish I could do it more often ! I went over to fix her Telly.... Asked to use the facilities.... Took a HUGE dump...

STUNK THE PLACE OUT COMPLETELY, (She was nearly 'retching' from the smell.... :thumbsup )
& I managed to use MOST of her toilet roll....

(& I BLOCKED THE TOILET !!!! ) = RESULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GOOD TIMES !!!

nico-t 06-19-2014 04:59 AM

i'm proud of you buddy :)

EngineCash 06-19-2014 05:05 AM

You've satisfied yourself, that's important...

wehateporn 06-19-2014 05:06 AM


stoka 06-19-2014 05:14 AM

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seeandsee 06-19-2014 05:27 AM

Now visit local school and leave them a gift

2MuchMark 06-19-2014 05:31 AM

It's moments like these that just bring a heartfelt tear to my eye.

wehateporn 06-19-2014 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 20129668)
Now visit local school and leave them a gift

If the toilets get blocked at his local school, the kids will get sent home and CurrentlySober will be an idol :2 cents:

eipstudios 06-19-2014 06:08 AM

Why Using Toilet Seat Liners Is Basically Pointless

http://i0.huffpost.com/gen/1857679/t...R-large570.jpg





Are you one of those people who always grabs a paper liner before sitting down on the loo? Surely, you do so to prevent catching a disease from someone else's, er, splashes that may be left on the toilet seat.

Well, turns out, those liners may have more to do with providing comfort and reassurance to the user than actually doing anything to prevent disease, says infectious disease specialist Dr. William Schaffner, M.D., a professor of preventive medicine at the Vanderbilt University Medical Center.

"That’s because toilet seats are not a vehicle for the transmission of any infectious agents -- you won’t catch anything," Schaffner explains to HuffPost. Toilet seats were once thought to be a way of transmitting gastrointestinal or sexually transmitted infections, but that idea has since been refuted in research.

Basically, the reason why those liners exist is because of toilets' inherent "ick" factor, he says.

That's not to say that there aren't disease-causing bacteria -- such as E. coli and streptococcous -- on a toilet seat. But as Dr. Philip Tierno, M.D., points out to Everyday Health, the skin on our behinds serves as an effective, protective barrier.

What does help to tamp down on the spread of gastrointestinal illness is hand-washing. After all, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reports that using good old soap and water to wash your hands could lower diarrheal disease-related deaths as much as 50 percent. (To properly wash your hands, wet them with water, apply soap, and then lather and scrub for at least 20 seconds before rinsing with water.)

michael.kickass 06-19-2014 06:10 AM

Well done CS. ;)

MetaformX 06-19-2014 06:13 AM

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shake 06-19-2014 06:57 AM

congrats :thumbsup

idolbucks 06-19-2014 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eipstudios (Post 20129714)
Why Using Toilet Seat Liners Is Basically Pointless

http://i0.huffpost.com/gen/1857679/t...R-large570.jpg





Are you one of those people who always grabs a paper liner before sitting down on the loo? Surely, you do so to prevent catching a disease from someone else's, er, splashes that may be left on the toilet seat.

Well, turns out, those liners may have more to do with providing comfort and reassurance to the user than actually doing anything to prevent disease, says infectious disease specialist Dr. William Schaffner, M.D., a professor of preventive medicine at the Vanderbilt University Medical Center.

"That?s because toilet seats are not a vehicle for the transmission of any infectious agents -- you won?t catch anything," Schaffner explains to HuffPost. Toilet seats were once thought to be a way of transmitting gastrointestinal or sexually transmitted infections, but that idea has since been refuted in research.

Basically, the reason why those liners exist is because of toilets' inherent "ick" factor, he says.

That's not to say that there aren't disease-causing bacteria -- such as E. coli and streptococcous -- on a toilet seat. But as Dr. Philip Tierno, M.D., points out to Everyday Health, the skin on our behinds serves as an effective, protective barrier.

What does help to tamp down on the spread of gastrointestinal illness is hand-washing. After all, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reports that using good old soap and water to wash your hands could lower diarrheal disease-related deaths as much as 50 percent. (To properly wash your hands, wet them with water, apply soap, and then lather and scrub for at least 20 seconds before rinsing with water.)

Your butt is covered all day so it seems relatively clean but then you think about the spraying tinkle of crap water covering your butt when you flush. You'd be surprised by how many poop particles we ingest, apparently it's ALL the time. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

romeo22 06-19-2014 08:09 AM

now all girls gonna love you

eipstudios 06-19-2014 11:18 AM

Do Poop Particles Get on Toothbrushes?

http://reluctantmom.files.wordpress....toothbrush.jpg

But still the question remains, does fecal coliform get on the toothbrushes when people use the restroom?

The Discovery Channel television show Mythbusters sought to get to the bottom of this. Mythbusters is a group of scientists who use the scientific method to test urban legends.

What they found is that fecal coliform, and therefore "poop particles," are everywhere. It was even found in two control toothbrushes which they stored two rooms away in a kitchen cabinet.

Microscopic poop particles are found outside as well. They?re just a fact of life.



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_Richard_ 06-19-2014 11:31 AM

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CurrentlySober 06-19-2014 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 20130130)

Spanks ! My new desktop wallpaper :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

xNetworx 06-19-2014 11:08 PM

kill yourself

xXXtesy10 06-19-2014 11:36 PM

Fucking idiot

CurrentlySober 06-19-2014 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 20130749)
kill yourself

Certainly ! I'm allways open to requests :thumbsup

Please state EXACTLY how I should cause my demise, and I'll do it for you :thumbsup

Once I'm fully dead, I'll even send you the video of it :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by xXXtesy10 (Post 20130758)
Fucking idiot

Yeah... But its 'CamBoss'... Dont get upset with him... He cant really help it... :upsidedow


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