I'm in Vegas with my 70 year old father and were hungry. Help.
 

Were staying at the Flamingo. Where should we go to eat?

TIA

:)

Battista's Hole In the Wall
Battista's Hole In the Wall

http://goo.gl/maps/xf0zd

It is literally right outside your casino and your dad will enjoy eating where all of the Vegas tycoons go and have gone since Vegas began.

3.6 rating and a website from 1997...

Great choice, his father will love it!

I think it was Sinatra's job to keep that updated and he died in '98

If you have a huge appetite and not quite sure what you want, goi across the street to Caesars's Palace and eat at their Bachhannal buffet...not cheap, but totally insane food choices and great quality.

Battistas it is. How about some good buffet recommendations for future days. Cheap or not. Close by or not.

Look at this guy quoting whois numbers on a restaurant that's been around since the days of the rat pack.

Doesn't open until 4:30 though... Check it in yelp. Google reviewers are retarded.


So lunch it at buffet and do dinner at the hole in the wall.

i guess he did it his way...

I usually just buy a few tamales off the Mexicans selling them out of coolers on the sidewalk. But not everyone loves authentic Mexican food as much as I do.

Texas De Brazil...

Hands down best place to eat meat!

Absolutely. And if you like buffet's go with Bellagio. World class.

Yep...that place is AWESOME.

Just had dinner there with CM on Tuesday night.
I had spaghetti, she had the lasagna. The meal included free wine, salads, and bread.

Fucking great! And a unique atmosphere as well.

Total cost for our meal was $50 plus tip. I highly recommend it!

Batista himself is in his 80's. He sold the joint a few years back to Caesars. They kept it exactly the way it always was. Which is one of the best Italian restaurants in town.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

We ended up doing the Bacchanal buffet at Caesars. It was incredible. What a great place.

Will hopefully do Battistas tomorrow.

Thanks.

How long you in town for Steve?

Until Sunday night. We're here for a family thing. I don't really have time to socialize. :( But I will be back soon.

Free wine salad and bread huh? :1orglaugh Oh I think you paid for it :winkwink:

I say take him to a strip club... :winkwink:

http://www.brokelyn.com/wp-content/u...Strip-Club.jpg

:stoned

ADG

The meal was only around $50

It was a great meal and experience. And the uniqueness of the establishment makes it a gem in Vegas. You'd have to go there for yourself to fully appreciate it. Especially compared to the cold corporate feel of modern Vegas. It was like a breath of fresh air. :)

He'd love to go to a strip club but I don't want to see him there and have that vision in my head. Today he told some girl we were just walking by that she had a nice butt. I just shook my head and kept walking.

:)

I think Yelp reviewers are the worst; especially when it comes to restaurants. If it costs more than a Happy Meal it had better come with oral sex.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-usuE-JIDgk...150414_n-1.jpg

Hold the pickles,
Hold the lettuce,
Special orders,
Don't upset us!

https://d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.ne...M5hnCsfhec.jpg

:stoned

ADG

So you sell porn but when your dad looks at an ass you shake your head.


There is a word for that! :thumbsup

This is internet business,not brick and mortar business.

DELMONICO'S @ The Venetian

An amazing Steakhouse! :thumbsup

LOL/Groan

TIP: Despite how hungry you are - Whatever else you do - DONT EAT YOUR FATHER!!!!


You'll only regret it! :2 cents:





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Have a great family time :thumbsup

It occurs to me that "Happy Meals" might be misnamed, and perhaps should include oral?

Yeah, super size me.

in 'n' out

I miss in 'n' out

As do I... I haven't had sex in ages... :(