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wehateporn 06-27-2014 05:15 PM

UK facing 'major' sperm shortage
 
Which GFY Brits will save the day?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-28061263

"The UK is facing a major sperm shortage that may be tempting fertility clinics to accept poorer quality sperm, the British Fertility Society (BFS) warns.

Some clinics rely on imported sperm to keep up with demand.

However, the BFS chairman, Dr Allan Pacey, said he was "worried" that some clinics may be setting a lower bar to "get donors through the door".

He said woman may be subjected to more invasive and expensive techniques if poor-quality sperm were used.

There are thought to have been fewer sperm donors after the right to anonymity was removed in 2005.

The demand for donors has been falling as advances in fertility treatment let more men father their own children.


However, a shortage of donors has still emerged.

Figures from the fertility regulator, the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA), show nearly one in four donated sperm samples are from abroad.

The figure was one in 10 in 2005.

Sperm banks in Denmark and the US are the major suppliers.

Dr Pacey warned this was limiting patient choice and increasing waiting times, which led to potential risky practices, including DIY insemination with a friend's sperm or seeking treatment in a country with less fertility regulation."

Continued http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-28061263

wehateporn 06-27-2014 05:28 PM

We need someone with good genetics, who does that leave?

brassmonkey 06-27-2014 05:40 PM

you post some odd bullshit

wehateporn 06-27-2014 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20139997)
you post some odd bullshit

The sperm bank is a great place to advertise your porn site, you can also sell them logins and sneakily switch their desktop homepage to one of your affiliate sites :2 cents:

wehateporn 06-27-2014 05:54 PM

CS will volunteer a deposit no doubt

brassmonkey 06-27-2014 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20140003)
The sperm bank is a great place to advertise your porn site, you can also sell them logins and sneakily switch their desktop homepage to one of your affiliate sites :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Focus 06-27-2014 06:09 PM

I have a boner for that chick on the wall humm :zzwhip

wehateporn 06-27-2014 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Focus (Post 20140015)
I have a boner for that chick on the wall humm :zzwhip

Coming to a Wal-Mart near you soon :thumbsup

wehateporn 06-27-2014 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20140013)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


NALEM 06-27-2014 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20139976)
Which GFY Brits will save the day?

Some clinics rely on imported sperm to keep up with demand.

There are thought to have been fewer sperm donors after the right to anonymity was removed in 2005.

Sperm banks in Denmark and the US are the major suppliers.

The answer was no, already at "GFY"

Imagine the windfall opportunity here. There are so many jerk offs willing to toss the nut for free, all someone has to do, is figure out a way to get the white substance into moms freezer, and negotiate good pricing either with FedEx for International Overnight delivery, or get friendly with the flight attendants from British Airways and have them serve as mules.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20139987)
We need someone with good genetics, who does that leave?

Not a lot if the regular posters from GFY are considered.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20139997)
you post some odd bullshit

True that. Nonetheless its not National Enquirer news, but interesting things most people didnt know or cared not to. In fact I am already starting to think about the business opportunity presented here. Thanks WeHatePorn. :thumbsup

adultchatpay 06-27-2014 07:48 PM

Who would like to donate sperms?
Sell it!

Klen 06-28-2014 01:30 AM

Well if they have a problem with shortage they should get a full time "fluffer",a woman which will jerk off to get a sperm out.

CurrentlySober 06-28-2014 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20140007)
CS will volunteer a deposit no doubt

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I've actually been 'Done' mate... (as far as live-spunk goes lol) Vasectomy... :winkwink:

But as far as a poo deposit.... Show me the early doors !!!! :thumbsup

beerptrol 06-28-2014 07:44 AM

Maybe you should start spitting instead of swallowing!

mineistaken 06-28-2014 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20139987)
We need someone with good genetics, who does that leave?

I could donate when visiting, but I think they require only residents?

cashewww 06-28-2014 02:26 PM

Nice donation ATM

carpocratian 06-28-2014 03:18 PM

"There are thought to have been fewer sperm donors after the right to anonymity was removed in 2005."

That's the problem. You would have to be a fool to donate under those conditions.


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