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RummyBoy 07-01-2014 05:28 PM
The IRS Is Comina Gitcha!
 
http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwo...rtner=yahootix

US Citizen = US Slave

mozadek 07-01-2014 06:17 PM
Shit! Obama is going to find out about the $1,100 I have in a bank account in Bahrain. I hope he doesn't have me arrested and thrown in a FEMA internment camp.

Rochard 07-01-2014 06:42 PM
Can't hide money any more.

RummyBoy 07-02-2014 02:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20144314)
Can't hide money any more.
It's EASY to hide money!!! VERY EASY!!! (assuming you can find a bank shitty enough to think it's smart to open accounts for US citizens)

However, if you're American you now know it's gonna get found :1orglaugh

The IRS is Comina Gitcha!

seeandsee 07-02-2014 02:14 AM
you can't hide now haha

Marcus Aurelius 07-02-2014 02:25 AM
Keeping all the illegals and blacks on welfare is expensive. You need to pay more taxes.

RandyRandy 07-02-2014 03:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RummyBoy (Post 20144261)

US Citizen = US Slave
That's why people are renouncing US citizenship in record numbers.

I use one bank in Singapore, to cash checks and move money around. I keep the balance around US$5,000. The rest is cash - and you gotta love those SG$10,000 bills = to US$8,000. Makes it so easy to move and store cash. Prepaid debit cards for any US transactions I need - which are getting smaller and smaller.

Of course, living in Malaysia makes this easy.

But anyone who needs to hide serious cash from the IRS should have the wherewithal to not use banks for large amounts. I mean, why? Security? Ever since Cyprus, I know how secure bank accounts are. Interest? Do banks even give interest anymore? Hell, the European Central Bank now offers NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES!!! Yep, they CHARGE you for deposits.

Fuck the banks and fuck the IRS.

klinton 07-02-2014 04:32 AM
Malaysia, you say ? :1orglaugh

https://image.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...3edit2-001.jpg

Quote:
Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20144607)
That's why people are renouncing US citizenship in record numbers.

I use one bank in Singapore, to cash checks and move money around. I keep the balance around US$5,000. The rest is cash - and you gotta love those SG$10,000 bills = to US$8,000. Makes it so easy to move and store cash. Prepaid debit cards for any US transactions I need - which are getting smaller and smaller.

Of course, living in Malaysia makes this easy.

But anyone who needs to hide serious cash from the IRS should have the wherewithal to not use banks for large amounts. I mean, why? Security? Ever since Cyprus, I know how secure bank accounts are. Interest? Do banks even give interest anymore? Hell, the European Central Bank now offers NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES!!! Yep, they CHARGE you for deposits.

Fuck the banks and fuck the IRS.

RandyRandy 07-02-2014 07:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by klinton (Post 20144639)
Malaysia, you say ? :1orglaugh
Yes. Yes I did.

Best-In-BC 07-02-2014 07:23 AM
Yeah, I struggle to pay my taxes, lol

klinton 07-02-2014 08:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20144747)
Yes. Yes I did.
:thumbsup:winkwink:

Barry-xlovecam 07-02-2014 08:44 AM
Go bury your money in a tin can in Afghanistan ...

This law is really aimed at US businesses that find safe harbour offshore by not repatriating their earnings.

The IRS is not after you small timers unless you have millions hidden from the taxman then you are in deep doodoo ...

If you are a USA business that has equitable interest in foreign businesses you owe US taxes on the profits you take -- pretty simple. There is an exemption:

Quote:
If you are a U.S. citizen or a resident alien of the United States and you live abroad, you are taxed on your worldwide income. However, you may qualify to exclude from income up to an amount of your foreign earnings that is adjusted annually for inflation ($91,500 for 2010, $92,900 for 2011, $95,100 for 2012, and $97,600 for 2013). In addition, you can exclude or deduct certain foreign housing amounts.
IRS Webpage (look it up)
So, for most people it's not an issue -- nice talking point though ...

Robbie 07-02-2014 09:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20144607)
That's why people are renouncing US citizenship in record numbers.
As I understand it...the Federal Govt. in the U.S. has found an answer for that too. :(

It's called the "Exit Tax".

The U.S. govt. is totally and completely out of control. No longer serving the people. But RULING over them.

RummyBoy 07-02-2014 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20144901)
As I understand it...the Federal Govt. in the U.S. has found an answer for that too. :(

It's called the "Exit Tax".

The U.S. govt. is totally and completely out of control. No longer serving the people. But RULING over them.
The exit tax is deceiving because you're not paying a tax to leave American citizenship, you are paying a % of your entire assets. Anyone know how much you have to pay?

A great idea because it stops Americans jumping off the ship. Now all Americans are bound to America and can become slaves of the federal reserve system....... Americans are SLAVES.

The IRS is Comina Gitcha! The IRS is Comina Gitcha! :1orglaugh

iSpyCams 07-02-2014 09:59 AM
It's still pretty simple to work around it.

1) Go to a foreign country
2) Marry a local girl
3) Keep your rainy day money in her name
4) Don't let her find out about it or you'll be murdered, divorced or cleaned out.

RummyBoy 07-02-2014 10:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 20144975)
It's still pretty simple to work around it.

1) Go to a foreign country
2) Marry a local girl
3) Keep your rainy day money in her name
4) Don't let her find out about it or you'll be murdered, divorced or cleaned out.
They've thought of this already, which is why they came up with FATMALBA

Foreign Acccount Tax Marrying A Local Bitch Abroad legislation

which prevents American marrying to escape tax liabilities. They allow you to marry the bitch but you have give them everything you own plus the senator from your state gets to hump your local bitch wife :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The IRS is Comina Gitcha! The IRS is Comina Gitcha!

Barry-xlovecam 07-02-2014 10:47 AM
To have to pay an expatriation asset forfeiture on previously taxed assets should not be legal here.

If someone wants out and is not in debt, private or public -- hit the door -- CYA ... But there is no right of return in the USA -- get in line and ask for a visa ....

ilnjscb 07-02-2014 10:53 AM
They came very close to enacting a law that would forbid anyone with a tax debt over 50K from leaving the borders of the united states for any purpose. Now that is being a peasant.

Bladewire 07-02-2014 11:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20144901)
As I understand it...the Federal Govt. in the U.S. has found an answer for that too. :(

It's called the "Exit Tax".

The U.S. govt. is totally and completely out of control. No longer serving the people. But RULING over them.
Another "gift" of the Bush presidency :321GFY:321GFY:321GFY

James - Mr. Skin 07-02-2014 11:13 AM
I'm glad I keep my foreign accounts at $49,999.99 in all 77k of them! :thumbsup

But yeah, Taxes...:321GFY

Bladewire 07-02-2014 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by James - Mr. Skin (Post 20145101)
I'm glad I keep my foreign accounts at $49,999.99 in all 77k of them! :thumbsup

But yeah, Taxes...:321GFY
The 1st was yesterday, all your accounts were charged the monthly service fee, putting you over the limit in all 77k accounts! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The IRS is Comina Gitcha! The IRS is Comina Gitcha!

Nikki_Licks 07-02-2014 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20144314)
Can't hide money any more.
Bullshit......LOL

Robbie 07-02-2014 01:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 20145100)
Another "gift" of the Bush presidency :321GFY:321GFY:321GFY
Not only that piece of shit Bush's "gift" (because he signed it)... but also the "gift" of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid who were in control of the House and Senate and all the Senators and Congressmen who voted FOR it.

I guess that would be called "Bipartisanship" or "Compromis" and what so many people seem to THINK that Congress should be doing now.

Well, that is what happens when the Dems and Republicans work together...they work "together" to fuck the people over in every way they can. :(

Mutt 07-02-2014 07:09 PM
Well all these big porn companies with offshore corporations have them for a reason - tax evasion and/or minimization.

Robbie 07-02-2014 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 20145648)
Well all these big porn companies with offshore corporations have them for a reason - tax evasion and/or minimization.
ALL companies (not just porn) that are offshore do so for tax reasons.

Just like I am a corporation. I didn't want to be a corporation. I was fine just being me. But the govt. pretty much forces you to become one for tax reasons.

They are forcing a lot of money offshore and a lot of business and people with big ideas away as well.

I'm kinda thinking that once the housing market finally clears up (hopefully in a few years), I'm gonna get the fuck out of the U.S. too. Maybe move down to The Bahamas and live on the ocean.

brassmonkey 07-02-2014 07:23 PM
cant follow cash

onwebcam 07-02-2014 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20145655)
I'm kinda thinking that once the housing market finally clears up (hopefully in a few years), I'm gonna get the fuck out of the U.S. too. Maybe move down to The Bahamas and live on the ocean.
I hate to burst your bubble but the housing market is already over-bloated again and there will soon be another bust.. Only this time much bigger. The last bubble is being corrected for the most part by banks trimming their earnings IE interest reductions, ect. This bubble being created now is driven by already low interest rates and is growing much faster than the last so when it pops, not if, when, it will be disasterous and there will be no room for them to reduce mortgage interest (payments) so what will have to be reduced across the board is home values/equity.

RummyBoy 07-02-2014 09:08 PM
http://finance.yahoo.com/video/fidel...152702510.html

Loads of foreign firms starting to ban US customers.
Fidelity stopping US customers abroad having mutual funds.

Soon Americans will be to breathe only when a green light shows. When red is showing, youll have to hold your breathe. Also Americans will be locked into their homes during the whole day and will be let out only lunch time between 2pm and 3pm.

But they must return to their cages by 3pm otherwise they will be force fed twinkie cakes. The idea is good because it will re-invigorate the Twinkie company :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The IRS is Comina Gitcha!

Robbie 07-02-2014 11:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 20145705)
I hate to burst your bubble but the housing market is already over-bloated again and there will soon be another bust.. Only this time much bigger. The last bubble is being corrected for the most part by banks trimming their earnings IE interest reductions, ect. This bubble being created now is driven by already low interest rates and is growing much faster than the last so when it pops, not if, when, it will be disasterous and there will be no room for them to reduce mortgage interest (payments) so what will have to be reduced across the board is home values/equity.
Thanks for ruining my day/life :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 07-02-2014 11:29 PM
Taxes are the least of your worries.
The whole diseased system is collapsing. Just a matter of time before cash isn't worth burning for heat in your plywood shanty between sessions of waiting in the bread line.

Tofu 07-02-2014 11:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 20145858)
Taxes are the least of your worries.
The whole diseased system is collapsing. Just a matter of time before cash isn't worth burning for heat in your plywood shanty between sessions of waiting in the bread line.
AMP!!!

Whats up, playa? :)

Amputate Your Head 07-02-2014 11:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tofu (Post 20145872)
AMP!!!

Whats up, playa? :)
Not much, just up late working tonight. Got bored.

DerekMister33 07-04-2014 12:30 PM
Betta watch out they gonna comes or you!

scubadiver626 07-04-2014 06:20 PM
Just use foreign corps and shareholders deed of assignments giving their shares back to you.

Never do business in your name.

ilnjscb 07-04-2014 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scubadiver626 (Post 20148166)
Just use foreign corps and shareholders deed of assignments giving their shares back to you.

Never do business in your name.
correctamundo

2MuchMark 07-04-2014 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20145655)
ALL companies (not just porn) that are offshore do so for tax reasons.

Just like I am a corporation. I didn't want to be a corporation. I was fine just being me. But the govt. pretty much forces you to become one for tax reasons.

They are forcing a lot of money offshore and a lot of business and people with big ideas away as well.

I'm kinda thinking that once the housing market finally clears up (hopefully in a few years), I'm gonna get the fuck out of the U.S. too. Maybe move down to The Bahamas and live on the ocean.
But... what's wrong with paying your fair share of taxes?

RummyBoy 07-04-2014 09:31 PM
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/irs-cr...094500096.html

As above, downside of FATCA is that foreign companies are now stopping employing Americans......
Friend of mine had this problem recently & it sucks.

If Americans can only get a job in America, I guess it's yet another CHAIN binding you to the USA. However, some who believe they are in the land of free, might prefer to call it a "TETHER" (one made out of silk or cotton).

noshit 07-04-2014 09:38 PM
Do you know where your 'Income Tax' goes?
After the Foreign Bank owned Federal Reserve gets it, 40% goes to the UK world bank and the other 60% goes to the Vatican.

Then people have the balls to chastise an individual for Not Paying income tax... While they should follow in their footsteps.

Sycophants need their head examined.

Robbie 07-04-2014 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20148256)
But... what's wrong with paying your fair share of taxes?
One day when you make some real money...you'll figure out the answer to that question.

RummyBoy 02-27-2015 08:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20148280)
One day when you make some real money...you'll figure out the answer to that question.
Well said......... looks like Robert De Niro already knows:

Robert De Niro hit with $6.4M tax bill: A cautionary tale - Yahoo Finance

sperbonzo 02-27-2015 08:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20144874)
Go bury your money in a tin can in Afghanistan ...

This law is really aimed at US businesses that find safe harbour offshore by not repatriating their earnings.

The IRS is not after you small timers unless you have millions hidden from the taxman then you are in deep doodoo ...

If you are a USA business that has equitable interest in foreign businesses you owe US taxes on the profits you take -- pretty simple. There is an exemption:



So, for most people it's not an issue -- nice talking point though ...
Except that, because of FATCA, it is becoming almost impossible for many US citizens, living outside the US, to find a bank that will let them open an account. This isn't a "talking point", and the US is the only country in the world, except for Vietnam, that forces people who are not living here to file taxes and steals assets from people who don't want to be citizens anymore. I'm not sure why you would think that it's somehow OK that the government feels entitled to do that. To me, that is a bizarre world view.



:2 cents:
.

RummyBoy 02-27-2015 08:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20405130)
This isn't a "talking point", and the US is the only country in the world, except for Vietnam, that forces people who are not living here to file taxes and steals assets from people who don't want to be citizens anymore.
According to the tax-news site, United States and Eritrea are the only two countries that tax based on both residence and citizenship. Other countries tax worldwide income of residents, but not citizens living elsewhere. I don't think Vietnam does but I could be wrong.

Paul&John 02-27-2015 09:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RummyBoy (Post 20145017)
They've thought of this already, which is why they came up with FATMALBA

Foreign Acccount Tax Marrying A Local Bitch Abroad legislation
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornguy 02-27-2015 09:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20144901)
As I understand it...the Federal Govt. in the U.S. has found an answer for that too. :(

It's called the "Exit Tax".

The U.S. govt. is totally and completely out of control. No longer serving the people. But RULING over them.
actually I read in the IRS tax codes that even giving up citizenship can not stop them from collecting for the following 25 years.

RummyBoy 02-27-2015 10:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 20405195)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
You may laugh but they covered it the other way around. If you marry an American, you now have to report to the IRS:

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...eport-irs.html

Harmon 02-27-2015 10:11 AM
http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/73322cc...%3Fs%3D136&r=G

just a punk 02-27-2015 10:21 AM
I feel fine with 6% tax here in Russia. So fuck IRS :Graucho

just a punk 02-27-2015 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 20145858)
Taxes are the least of your worries.
The whole diseased system is collapsing. Just a matter of time before cash isn't worth burning for heat in your plywood shanty between sessions of waiting in the bread line.
Oh, Amp. It's really cool to see you here! How are you, man?

Captain Kawaii 02-27-2015 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20144607)
That's why people are renouncing US citizenship in record numbers.

I use one bank in Singapore, to cash checks and move money around. I keep the balance around US$5,000. The rest is cash - and you gotta love those SG$10,000 bills = to US$8,000. Makes it so easy to move and store cash. Prepaid debit cards for any US transactions I need - which are getting smaller and smaller.

Of course, living in Malaysia makes this easy.

But anyone who needs to hide serious cash from the IRS should have the wherewithal to not use banks for large amounts. I mean, why? Security? Ever since Cyprus, I know how secure bank accounts are. Interest? Do banks even give interest anymore? Hell, the European Central Bank now offers NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES!!! Yep, they CHARGE you for deposits.

Fuck the banks and fuck the IRS.
:2 cents::2 cents::thumbsup:2 cents: iRS can suck it.

PornDiscounts-V 03-11-2015 08:33 AM
50 IRS agents at your door.


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