How to make your farts smellier?
 

I eat all sorts of things, and usually my farts dont smell. Today I enjoyed 2 Ham Rolls.

Just "Botty-Burped" and virtually had to evacuate the house :)

Made me think... Whats the best way to make sure your farts are noticed? Aside from noise, in public, I WISH I could reproduce the same results on a train or bus...

I like to share my 'poo smells' with the general public....

You should have been banned ages ago

Should have stayed banned.

You need Liquid Ass

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I agree... :2 cents:

A diet high in protein. I eat 30+ egg white a day and 2lbs of turkey...my farts make even me leave the room sometimes

What do you do with the yolks?

Smelliest farts I ever had were after eating powdered onion bhajis

Onion Rings(Burger King work best), beans, pickled hard boiled eggs (older is better, the more they stink when you eat them the more volatile the become when exhausting the gas), beer (cheaper the better or worse depending on your point of view), cabbage (mountains of Cole slaw), chili (cheap canned stuff or from Wendy's).

Be careful though, you could be declared a toxic waste dump, or fined under some pollution control laws.

any legumes .... but Pinto beans work best

Protein. I made a guy throw up once. We were driving and he couldn't get his window down in time.

Large meal of boiled cabbage and beans.

After doing this, tell everyone around you -

Facts About Poop

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http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

Facts on Farts
http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_on_farts.php

Facts About Poop
The Scoop on Poop
Also, check out the Facts on Farts
What is poop made of?
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.
Why does poop stink?
Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.

Why is poop brown?
The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.

What other colors of poop are possible?

What is the cause of yellow poop?

What is the cause of green poop?

Why is bird poop white?

Are there people who eat poop?
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Yes, we all have, at one point or another. One of the main ways that diseases and parasites spread is through the consumption of food and water contaminated with feces. This happens because people don't wash their hands carefully after pooping or changing a diaper or scratching their butt. It can also happen through careless disposal of diapers. Our microbiologist here on Guam says that one dirty diaper in Tumon Bay can send the bacteria count through the ceiling.
But of course, what you want to know is, are there people who eat poop on purpose? Again, the answer is yes. Some autistic children practice coprophagy, the ingestion of feces. Coprophagy is also listed as an unusual sexual practice in the encyclopedia of that name.
I have known only one person who ate poop on purpose, and she only did it once, when she was about four years old. She says she was curious about what it tasted like. When asked what poop does taste like, she replies, "About like you'd expect."
By the way, for all of you who are wondering, the author of this page does NOT eat poop.

Can you get sick from eating poop?

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How come when you eat corn, no matter how much you chew it, you poop it out in whole kernals?

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What causes the burning sensation sometimes associated with poop?

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http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

I had my wife moving around the house constantly to get away from my stench after eating a bag of cherries. The farts had a report which was resonant and crisp, and it smelled like the Suez Canal.

But usually the smelliest farts are when you have one in the chamber -- and it acts as a shit filter for the air blast.

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Try farting before taking a shit... It smells worse. Everything changes after.

Could sniffing farts be GOOD for you? Potent gas in flatulence can help prevent cancer, strokes and heart attacks, claim scientists


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...cientists.html

The real question is...what defines "large doses" or "tiny amount"? There's nothing tiny about my farts.

fart can kill!
don't go on public

By becoming diabetic and eating sugar free chocolate (no kidding!)

Fuck banning this guy...this thread belongs under "#Business"

Well done sir

Why thank you - THIS was my latest thread under the "#Business" category...

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