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Lichen 07-15-2014 06:44 AM

59 year old woman outraged and indignant that 55 year old isn't turned on by her sagging body
 
Why this brutal scrutiny of myself? It was time to counter the damage of my culture, my own soft-held fear and to pour warm love on my own soul. It was time to claim every mark and not-perfect inch of my own body -- a body that had been called "too wrinkled" by a man who was fetched by my energy and my mind, but did not like the bare truth of me. His name was Dave and he was 55 years old.

We met on a dating site. Dave was interesting, gentlemanly and bright. He held my hand and toured with me on long bicycle rides. He drove many miles to come to my door. He made meals for us both and ruffled my dog's happy head. I was enticed and longed for the full knowing of this man. And so, we planned a weekend together. That's when things got confusing, unspoken and just-not-quite there. We went to bed in a couple's way -- unclothed and touching -- all parts near. Kisses were shared and sleep came in hugs. I attempted more intimacy throughout the weekend and was deterred each time.

On Monday evening over the phone, I asked this man who had shared my bed for three nights running why we had not made love. "Your body is too wrinkly," he said without a pause. "I have spoiled myself over the years with young woman. I just can't get excited with you. I love your energy and your laughter. I like your head and your heart. But, I just can't deal with your body."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robin-...fifty&ir=Fifty

:1orglaugh

L-Pink 07-15-2014 06:48 AM

I'm glad I'm not a woman

Google Expert 07-15-2014 06:54 AM

I always laugh when I see this bullshit commercial with the decrepit old hag laughing it up that she snagged a younger man (who in real life could easily score a chick 20+ years younger than himself), as if that guy would want to have anything to do with her wrinkled old ass:


Tom_PM 07-15-2014 06:54 AM

If you don't get hard, you don't get hard. Lucky for her she got a real answer and no longer has to worry and wonder.

arock10 07-15-2014 06:55 AM

Past her sell by date

Rob 07-15-2014 06:58 AM

I fucked an old chick once. I think she was 65 or so. It wasn't that bad.

Lichen 07-15-2014 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20158879)
Past her sell by date

Once a woman gets too old, she has nothing to offer a man.

That's the bottom line.

Marcus Aurelius 07-15-2014 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20158883)
I fucked an old chick once. I think she was 65 or so. It wasn't that bad.

Normal men aren't really turned on by or interested in women sexually once they are over 30.

The only men that find more mature women attractive are freaks who have a "mommy fetish" or closet homos who find the more mannish appearance of mature women to be a turn on - because they look more rugged and man-like.

Spunky 07-15-2014 07:06 AM

Over 25 = over the hill

Rob 07-15-2014 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius (Post 20158886)
Normal men aren't really turned on by or interested in women sexually once they are over 30.

Where in the fuck do you get your information? "Normal men" aren't turned on by women after they're 30? Are you fucking insane?!?!? I can name more hot celebrities over 30 than under 30. My girlfriend is 39 and hot as fuck. Your statement is ridiculous. Seriously, did you read some research paper or something on this? I find it really hard to believe. :2 cents:

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The only men that find more mature women attractive are freaks who have a "mommy fetish" or closet homos who find the more mannish appearance of mature women to be a turn on - because they look more rugged and man-like.
No, I was drunk.

bronco67 07-15-2014 07:14 AM

When every guy is 90, his ideal woman will still be the same.

18 years old.

Not saying I'm not turned on by women of all ages...but there's NOTHING like banging a hot young girl with perfect skin.

pornmasta 07-15-2014 07:14 AM

if you like old women, you are gay

dyna mo 07-15-2014 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20158897)
When every guy is 90, his ideal woman will still be the same.

18 years old.

Not saying I'm not turned on by women of all ages...but there's NOTHING like banging a hot young girl with perfect skin.

http://talkbacker.com/wp-content/upl...nger-sniff.jpg

bronco67 07-15-2014 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20158901)

allright allright allright.


Tam 07-15-2014 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom_PM (Post 20158877)
If you don't get hard, you don't get hard. Lucky for her she got a real answer and no longer has to worry and wonder.

That's kind of what I was thinking - how would she like it if she got some made up crap and then seen it somewhere else or heard it? If you don't want the answer, then don't ask the questions in my opinion!

CaptainHowdy 07-15-2014 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20158889)
Over 25 = over the hill

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

acctman 07-15-2014 08:48 AM

women are so F'ed up in the head its mind blowing... she ask the guy for his opinion and he gave it... now she's whining in an article in hopes of getting acceptance from women bashing "Dave" a guy who told the truth

acctman 07-15-2014 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius (Post 20158886)
Normal men aren't really turned on by or interested in women sexually once they are over 30.

The only men that find more mature women attractive are freaks who have a "mommy fetish" or closet homos who find the more mannish appearance of mature women to be a turn on - because they look more rugged and man-like.

look at this ass-clown seriously? stop really :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

suesheboy 07-15-2014 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20158874)
I'm glad I'm not a woman

Hear Hear...

directfiesta 07-15-2014 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20158874)
I'm glad I'm not a woman

I am also glad that you are not a woman ... :upsidedow:upsidedow

PaperstreetWinston 07-15-2014 09:07 AM

Good that the guy was honest, though he couldve done better with his choice of words

CDSmith 07-15-2014 09:39 AM

I wish L-Pink was a woman.

makeabuck 07-15-2014 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20158874)
I'm glad I'm not a woman

You may not be a woman, but in another thread you sure were offering to suck your own dick. I'd say at the very least you got a lil sugar in your shoes. =)

baggg 07-15-2014 09:58 AM

welcome to modern day feminism
you have no right not to like a woman else they go cry on jezbell and huffingtonpost about the patriarchy and the staight white men

http://i.imgur.com/9OsEsHh.jpg

baggg 07-15-2014 10:02 AM

http://i.imgur.com/uNMJmg9.png

baggg 07-15-2014 10:09 AM

http://i0.wp.com/1.bp.blogspot.com/-...e_Sandwich.jpg

makeabuck 07-15-2014 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman (Post 20159000)
women are so F'ed up in the head its mind blowing... she ask the guy for his opinion and he gave it... now she's whining in an article in hopes of getting acceptance from women bashing "Dave" a guy who told the truth

If women gave their true opinion all the time men would be in big trouble.

Sometimes it's best to tell a little white lie when it's at the expense of another person.

He should have just said...the truth is, I'm 55 and we all know upwards of 40 things just aren't what they once were. It's all me.

pornmasta 07-15-2014 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20159108)

http://jmount43.files.wordpress.com/...al-lector1.jpg

pornmasta 07-15-2014 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20159121)

starve stupid fatass

baggg 07-15-2014 10:16 AM

http://i.imgur.com/gcgSO18.jpg

#fat-acceptance #feminism

baggg 07-15-2014 10:19 AM

http://i.imgur.com/l6tIsdx.jpg

Tom_PM 07-15-2014 10:22 AM

Acceptance also means accepting that you are just fat and it's not the end of the goddamned world to be told so.

baggg 07-15-2014 10:23 AM

http://i.imgur.com/1Civbwu.jpg

pornmasta 07-15-2014 10:46 AM

I need feminism because i need something to laugh.

nico-t 07-15-2014 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20159131)
starve stupid fatass

:1orglaugh

MaDalton 07-15-2014 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20159121)

obviously the sign worked...

Imortyl Pussycat 07-15-2014 12:26 PM

a 55yo lady in my neighborhood set up a dating profile on match i believe it was. she was really lonely and wanted someone to go on adventures with. she's retired and crazy active. she told me that she put the age range of men up to 75 years i think it was. lots of men chatted her up and some met for coffee etc. nothing went past that so she asked a few of them if there was an issue, something she said or did that was offputting. nearly all told her she was too old for them and this came from men that were 15-20 years older than she is! i guess guys never give up on wanting the younger women....at least not here in the OC. i feel sorry for the woman :(

oh, and she's not fat. actually pretty petite and nice looking but sun worn

CaptainHowdy 07-15-2014 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20159138)

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/...18482271_n.jpg

baddog 07-15-2014 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius (Post 20158886)
Normal men aren't really turned on by or interested in women sexually once they are over 30.

The only men that find more mature women attractive are freaks who have a "mommy fetish" or closet homos who find the more mannish appearance of mature women to be a turn on - because they look more rugged and man-like.

You = idiot or possibly gay

SilentKnight 07-15-2014 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius (Post 20158886)
Normal men aren't really turned on by or interested in women sexually once they are over 30.

The only men that find more mature women attractive are freaks who have a "mommy fetish" or closet homos who find the more mannish appearance of mature women to be a turn on - because they look more rugged and man-like.

Yeah, who'd get turned on by this 60yr old hag?

Ughhh!

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1418490/th...KLEY-570.jpg?1

http://leberpr.com/intro/wp-content/...e_brinkley.jpg

mineistaken 07-15-2014 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 20159275)
a 55yo lady in my neighborhood set up a dating profile on match i believe it was. she was really lonely and wanted someone to go on adventures with. she's retired and crazy active. she told me that she put the age range of men up to 75 years i think it was. lots of men chatted her up and some met for coffee etc. nothing went past that so she asked a few of them if there was an issue, something she said or did that was offputting. nearly all told her she was too old for them and this came from men that were 15-20 years older than she is! i guess guys never give up on wanting the younger women....at least not here in the OC. i feel sorry for the woman :(

oh, and she's not fat. actually pretty petite and nice looking but sun worn

Those "men" need some ass kicking. I am not pro female or pro feminism by no means, but WTF - 20 years OLDER men claiming SHE is too old. :1orglaugh
Can not believe that shit...

mineistaken 07-15-2014 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius (Post 20158886)
Normal men aren't really turned on by or interested in women sexually once they are over 30.

The only men that find more mature women attractive are freaks who have a "mommy fetish" or closet homos who find the more mannish appearance of mature women to be a turn on - because they look more rugged and man-like.

Obvious troll is obvious :1orglaugh

mozadek 07-15-2014 07:24 PM

It's men's revenge for women being stone cold bitches when they're young and actually look good naked.

SilentKnight 07-15-2014 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 20159696)
It's men's revenge for women being stone cold bitches when they're young and actually look good naked.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with the way you approached those "stone cold bitches". :1orglaugh

Marcus 07-15-2014 09:17 PM

When I did tgp galleries the best selling gallery I ever did featured a solo of old grandmother with wrinkles, big sagged tits with veins in them, she had a gut, stretch marks, yellow teeth, varicose veins, I described her a being 72. And this old lady sold more memberships than anything else I ever promoted. Teen, Ebony, Anal, Gauge, Tawny Stone, everything.

Bourke 07-16-2014 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20159121)

You've had enough sandwiches.
MOVE AWAY from the sandwiches.

pornmasta 07-16-2014 04:19 AM

Die

https://thesandwichclub.files.wordpr...ulledpork1.jpg

tony286 07-16-2014 04:52 AM

He was a dick about it. He should of said this isnt working and hung up.


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