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American Psycho 07-15-2014 11:11 AM

what do you do you have a bad day of sales?
 
Everyone deals with it an I see threads always mentioning sales dip and slowdowns so wonder what do you do about it?
Get nervous and anxious until the pick up again
try to find a tech problem?
post @ gfy.com
figure how to make more sales?
light up a doobie?
take a long walk to relax?
yell at your friends amd family in frustration?
call a loan shark so you can make rent?
quit and walk away?

rockeru 07-15-2014 11:18 AM

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Sly 07-15-2014 11:20 AM

If one bad day, one bad week, one month, changes your game plan, you never had a game plan to begin with.

Stop watching stats and build your empire. Monitor progress on a set schedule so that you don't freak out every time something is off and implement drastic changes that make no sense.

Maraschino 07-15-2014 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20159213)
If one bad day, one bad week, one month, changes your game plan, you never had a game plan to begin with.

:2 cents:

The Porn Nerd 07-15-2014 11:55 AM

I have done all those things on your list except the last two. LOL

Bad days come and go so a single day doesn't usually freak me out anymore. So this is my coping strategy for during those times:

Check to make sure nothing is "broken" with my sites (Tours, Members Areas, everything).
Use some proxy servers to see if my sites are loading correctly from around the world.
Check traffic stats to make sure nothing unusual is going on.
Contact my CC processers to confirm they are not having load or replication issues and ask for a few test signups.

So if I determine traffic is flowing in at expected levels, all Tours are loading and working, all MAs are functioning (including bonus feeds, etc), Join forms are loading and sales are able to be processed, I do this:

Shrug my shoulders, figure people are simply not buying right now, light up a doob, go for a walk, fuck my girlfriend and watch a movie. Not all at the same time tho. LOL

pornmasta 07-15-2014 11:58 AM

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makeabuck 07-15-2014 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20159194)
Everyone deals with it an I see threads always mentioning sales dip and slowdowns so wonder what do you do about it?
Get nervous and anxious until the pick up again
try to find a tech problem?
post @ gfy.com
figure how to make more sales?
light up a doobie?
take a long walk to relax?
yell at your friends amd family in frustration?
call a loan shark so you can make rent?
quit and walk away?

A bad day isn't anything to stress about. Get back at it again tomorrow. If you see patterns then there is something you can do, but one day...just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on. Thennnn go get :stoned

MiamiBoyz 07-15-2014 12:21 PM

I jerk off thinking what a loser I am until I shoot a couple of drops of jizz from my limp cock then I eat a cheese cake and fall asleep. Next day repeat...

makeabuck 07-15-2014 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20159273)
I jerk off thinking what a loser I am until I shoot a couple of drops of jizz from my limp cock then I eat a cheese cake and fall asleep. Next day repeat...

Cheesecake will never again be the same for me. :321GFY

Klen 07-15-2014 12:41 PM

Post on gfy,what else ? :D :D :D

Scott McD 07-15-2014 12:54 PM

I fap my troubles away...

PornDiscounts-V 07-15-2014 01:03 PM

Go fishing. That way it can be even worse.

timmyc38 07-15-2014 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20159244)

well I certainly do not do this ! LOL

Spunky 07-15-2014 08:28 PM

Bang a speedball and drink a 12 pack

CurrentlySober 07-16-2014 12:14 AM

i used to do a poo...

John-ACWM 07-16-2014 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockeru (Post 20159211)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MiamiBoyz 07-16-2014 03:15 AM

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