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CurrentlySober 07-18-2014 08:09 AM
Experiments with my washing machine....
 
Instead of putting soap in the soap tray.. I took a piss in it....

Instead of fabric softener in the other tray... I used poo...

Clothes aint exactly CLEAN... But they sure smell good :thumbsup

MiamiBoyz 07-18-2014 08:20 AM
I thought you were going to say you tried to fuck it.

Oh well, you want a real treat?

Soak your clothes? Take your dirty clothes, put them in the bath tub and piss on them...really soak them good. Next, put them in the dryer on high. The smell will not only fill the entire house but make them quite offenisve when you were them to 7-11 for more beer.

Your welcome.

CurrentlySober 07-18-2014 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20162742)
Take your dirty clothes, put them in the bath tub and piss on them...really soak them good.
Reminds me of 1994! We bought 100 pairs of identical panties, for about 50p a go, and advertised them as 'pissed panties' for sale at £20.00 each.

Included a pic of my (then wife) along with the advert, and the offer that if you purchased a pair, you would not only get them sent to you, in a sealed bag, but a pic of my wife wearing them...

So, we dumped them all in the bathtub, and EVERYONE -(Male Or Female) - who came to the house, was instructed to piss in the bathtub - NOT the toilet...

FUCKING STUNK AFTER A BIT... But at least we could leave the window open, and we sold them all in little over a week :)

100 X 50p = £50.00
100 Sold at £20.00 Each = £2000.00

£2000.00 less £50.00 = £1950.00 PROFIT! Not bad for a smelly bathroom :)

Ahhh... The good old days lol

georgeyw 07-18-2014 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20162845)
Reminds me of 1994! We bought 100 pairs of identical panties, for about 50p a go, and advertised them as 'pissed panties' for sale at £20.00 each.

Included a pic of my (then wife) along with the advert, and the offer that if you purchased a pair, you would not only get them sent to you, in a sealed bag, but a pic of my wife wearing them...

So, we dumped them all in the bathtub, and EVERYONE -(Male Or Female) - who came to the house, was instructed to piss in the bathtub - NOT the toilet...

FUCKING STUNK AFTER A BIT... But at least we could leave the window open, and we sold them all in little over a week :)

100 X 50p = £50.00
100 Sold at £20.00 Each = £2000.00

£2000.00 less £50.00 = £1950.00 PROFIT! Not bad for a smelly bathroom :))

Ahhh... The good old days lol
Free postage and zero ti e involved?

CurrentlySober 07-18-2014 03:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 20162927)
Free postage and zero ti e involved?
Back in 1994, postage within the UK was about 20p so it was paid by the charge... (An irrelevant amount)

As for

Quote:
zero ti e
I'm not sure what you mean?

We were not selling globally... No internet sales - Just in UK newspapers classified ads... :thumbsup

Dead 07-18-2014 03:37 PM
This guy did it best!


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