I met Christina Aguilera last nite
 

I met Christina Aguilera thru a friend in the music biz last night and we hung out and vibed all night long..

I asked her out and she said kewl. I was stoked because she looked bangin and well Its Christina. I was on top of the world.
Then we were all getting hammered and my buddy mentioned Hiphopwhores and she asked him what it was and he told her It was a porn site of mine.
I almost kicked his ass cause I always tell him not to mention what I do. cause most PPl just don't understand. Or they just look at me differant.

So then she ask's me what I do and I told her Marketing online and I have some adult sites blah blah blah I'm trying to down play it at this time.

things are kewl but then she says joking I can't go on a date with you cause your in Porn. She said when I stop to give her a call.

I think I'm fucked. I can't say ok I don't do it anymore..

now she thinks I'm some Badboy who hooks up all the time.

what should I do?

Ask her for Britneys number

So you leaving pornkings?
lol

:1orglaugh uh Yeah...she's not dating me because I'm in porn too

You too? How many of us on GFY alone?

get her to model for you.

or...


quit pornkings, bang her brains out, record it all with hidden cameras, sell it, retire.

Its Kinda funny cause they don't really like each other.

So who wants to buy Pornkings. LOL

If I could work this she could be my Sugar momma

WELL Roger first thing first I would kick your Idiot friends ass!!!
Seriously!! What a fucking Idiot... Well but then again he is hanging out eityh you!!! hehehehe And then secondly do you have her #? or she just has yours?
Fuck Dude I would stalk that slut!! FUCK IT!!

I dunno dude but if porn keeps getting in my way of dating pop singers,fuck it!

Ok dreams over...

I met the band Chicago last night.. good show.. no Christina though..

You poor thing! :warning

me too

Bro I know exactly what you mean. I was in the EXACT same fucking situation, so she just gave me a blowjob instead.

Ah well.

Whats even more unbelievable she's admitted publicly to only dating black dudes... and has only been with one white guy

Roger must be THAT special :winkwink: I dunnnno

Your friend is so good (you met Aguilera because of him) and so bad at the same time, Roger ! OMG.

Do you have any mainstream sites, Roger ? Tell her about them... to focus just on "online marketing" not "porn online marketing".

lucky you :)http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a39/a39.gif

Yep, she likes the big black dick. Roger must be a stud.

I'll tell you what you should do...
Wake up, realize you were just dreaming and smile cause you were only fucked and exposed in a dream :thumbsup
In real life she may still think you are an OK guy who only do charity :1orglaugh

Just lie to her, date her, fuck her and have a good laugh about it when she finds out you're still doing porn. Hey, at least you got some celeb pussy ;)

hmm... what about showing her that thread you were talking about the brazilian girls ? She'll know that you're really into latina girls :winkwink:

YEA Roger make it better on her and just tell her you market for all your 900 #'s..
See if that helps....

Let me be the one who opens the bidding.....$ three fiddy
and that´s a generous offer if you consider you will get
Cristina in the deal

DynaMite :Graucho

I´m willing to pay more but then I need pics of Cristina
in the deal......don´t worry I blur the eyes out so she´s unrecognisable.

DynaMite

Hmm... you guys are sad! Haha. She's a fuckin' celeb whore. How could she possibly be worth all the energy required to create some elaborate lie?

Just another piece of ass...

I'm confused. What's the problem here? Tell her you quit.:thumbsup

Actually, isn't she the one who just changed her image from innocent good looking teen into a hot-sex hungry-slutty-bad girl, (since that image was working for Britney) She's trying to look more of a bad girl than Britney, right?

Tell her you have the skill to bring her to another level, personally and professionally. :)

Good Luck!

Where did you meet her at? Cali? she still there today?

she wears to much makup... and her personality is about skin deep.. other than that i would throw it in her ass a few times and kick her out the door after i spit on her.

haha

nice fuck, but lousy GF

Tell her how she was fantastic in the Rolling Stones Magazine :Graucho

HEY!!! I may think Roger is a asshole most the time...
And we dont see eye to eye all the time... And most the time he acts like he is a God..... I can tell you one thing he wont do.... And that is lie on his cock....... If roger says he was out with her and has a chance then I am surte it is so... hehehehe

I have no doubt he was with her.. roger is a pimp.. for those of you that dont know him.. he is charming and can get just about any pussy there is out there on this planet. serious.

any pics?


:glugglug


Who

I know thats fucked up isnt it.....

Pornkings, I'd be sick if I were you, I found some site that had 50+ picks of her, God gam she's good looking'n, never really looked at her before.

LOL, a while ago I saw her in my town and she digged me big time. At the time I was running a celeb TGP and whoring her out big time, hell, I even have that video of (not) her in one of my AVS sites, so I felt super guilty for using her as a major selling point. I know how you feel as I have been there a year ago, although that was in my dream though:winkwink:

ouch..............

Who cares, she's just another ghetto whore.

this is a intresting thread.

Whos your friend, Ricky martin?

:winkwink:

Where is the link Jimmy

i never liked Christina Aguilera, I dont know why, I know 99% of the men like her a lot.......

I guess I have that special touch. LOL

She did have a few big Brotha's watching over her.

What was really kewl is that every girl wanted to get to know me. and everyone is looking at us.

It means your special:winkwink:

Okay heres what I think happen:
1) Your friend new what he was doing(fucking cock blocking)
2)Your ass should have lied
3) and finally your friend is doing her right now as we speak telling her what an asshole you are for doing porn.:2 cents:

i'd whoop my friends ass for hating on me if i were you

That white guy she was with was it spiderman?

:glugglug

KILL your cockblocking "friend"

take some pics!

LMAO hell I feel like a GOD now. Wiseman I'm taller then you thats why we don't see Eye to eye. lol oH yea and I have a bigger cock then you. so your girl tells me..

Its kinda like My buddies who don't believe the shit I've done and seen being in this biz.

I see Britney and Justin timberlake and celebs out all the time.
I went to Justin's B-day party like a 2 months ago at dublins and every celeb was there. it was crazy. But the girls could care less about me cause I'm a nobody.
You name it they were there. I live next to dublins so my friend who owns it had to sneek me in cause security was really tough.
he wasn't even alowed to let anyone in.

Damn this sucks cause I'm moving to Florida I'm going to miss all this shit.

Where's Dublin's?

I know what you mean, my friends work(ed) at Amsterdam's most popular joint and I get in at all the big concerts and parties when I want to, even when it is sold out and I don't even like the fucking band, it is hilarious.