Currently Sober has snuck in through our wide open southern border
 

Mistaken identity.

He cun't afford dual exhaust.

Me thinks he cunt afford to be deported again :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It's a Handicap license plate

Very true! :thumbsup

However, it appears that they deliberately fucked up my paperwork, making it impossible for me to return.

I was deported officially in Feb 2007 for 10 years. FAIR PLAY. I Overstayed my visa - My Crime - I did my time etc (6 Months in jail etc)

HOWEVER... :mad:

On the 'Official Paperwork' they put the wrong year on it ! They put 2002 instead of 2007...

At first I thought - Hah hah! They fucked up! I can come back in 5 years to see my friends instead of 10...

But on further investigation, regarding a legitimate 'reunion trip' to Vegas, planned for 2017... It appears that I can never return 'home' even for a visit, as nothing tallies so I'm fucked....

Bah Humbug! I like poo!

Handicap toilets have those hand rails to grip and squeeze out the last chunk. CS thinks of everything.

well it is a shitty car, so...