You know how when you squat down on a...
 

Champagne bottle? In order to get the neck of the bottle DEEP inside your ass?

Do you remove the cork first???

I have tried it with the cork, but the little strips of metal, that hold the cork in, aggravates my anus.... :(

However, at least its a safety measure, regarding the cork coming out unexpectedly...

So What about you? Corked or uncorked????

Nice business thread.

Thankyou - Its cool that you can rise above the GFY rabble and realise this... :2 cents:

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Personally, I like to partially remove the cork from a full bottle of champagne before insertion.

Are these instructions to be a party pooper at new years?