CurrentlySober, is there a word like 'shart' for when .........
 

CurrentlySober, is there a word like 'shart' for when you cough and unexpectantly start to shit?

Shitcough

il come back to see this one

That's a cough to cover the sounds of a number 2 in a public place

This cough is even worse, the Death Cough

"When you cough so bad that it causes you to fart, shit and piss your pants all at the same time."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Death+Cough

Crauph :2 cents:

In my profession opinion, 'Shart' is appropriate ...

However, when I start to poo in public, I prefer to yell 'Yahoo' in order to maximise the number of people who get to witness and enjoy my *accident*

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