Anothrer POOem... :(
 

As I pull my cheeks apart,
& try to do a fart....
It turns that I've shit myself :(
It dribbled down my ass....

:helpme

Holy shit man.

Iambic pentameter? That sound eerily tragic, like something Shakespeare would write. You should start a new thing, "Haipoo". :thumbsup

Here I sit,
Brokenhearted;
Came to shit,
But only farted.

Amen.

I'm not much of a reader, but I would definitely read the amazing literature you push out :thumbsup

the haipoo comment had me laughing too :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bump for impooo-rtance of subject material , and because it is one awesome pooem

Here's to the turd
that never dropped
grunted and strained
but it never plopped

What to do?
constipation sure blows
by tomorrow you'll have
diarrea-splashed toes.