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Zeiss 09-05-2014 01:31 AM

Google, WTF?
 
Optimizing for Bandwidth on Apache and Nginx ... http://googlewebmastercentral.blogsp...pache-and.html

So Google is not happy with only gathering data from your sites through Google Analytics, it is not happy for stealing the content from your sites (like showing images, videos and direct answers keywords searches or questions without even displaying your site or it's url in these asnwers, etc.) but now they want to know what is going on on your server. Google, :321GFY Hope these Google fucks spend all their earnings for doctors and medicine bills.

P.S. Yes, I am in the mood.

Klen 09-05-2014 01:41 AM

Nice,installing it right now.

nico-t 09-05-2014 02:52 AM

fuck google

seeandsee 09-05-2014 02:59 AM

google will control everything one day

freecartoonporn 09-05-2014 06:39 AM

whats wrong with pagespeed module , its awesome if you ask me.,
you can gain same effect without installing pagespeed module, but it takes some time to compress everything ....

ditlev 09-05-2014 08:15 AM

im sure this will be tied into their coming CDN offering somehow...

Mattie101 09-05-2014 08:33 AM

Worst. :321GFY

nico-t 09-05-2014 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 20216695)
whats wrong with pagespeed module , its awesome if you ask me.,
you can gain same effect without installing pagespeed module, but it takes some time to compress everything ....

nothing wrong with that - its giving fucking google the key to everything you got what bothers people, and me.
All that crap google wants from webmasters by now is the equivalent of handing them the keys to your house, your car, unlimited access to your gf or wifes cunt and ass (and your own ass), let them watch while you shower and shit, etc. Fuck i hate google so much.

AaronM 09-05-2014 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20216800)
nothing wrong with that - its giving fucking google the key to everything you got what bothers people, and me.
All that crap google wants from webmasters by now is the equivalent of handing them the keys to your house, your car, unlimited access to your gf or wifes cunt and ass (and your own ass), let them watch while you shower and shit, etc. Fuck i hate google so much.

It would be nice if somebody included the things that this actually gives Google. What EXACTLY is the real concern with the Pagespeed module?

Or are people just bitching in general even though Pagespeed has no issues?

FlowerKid 09-05-2014 10:54 AM

The Google is evil.

dicknipples 09-05-2014 11:03 AM

Are you fucking serious? This baffles me... How fucking retarded are you people? Seriously. You're the dumbest fucks I have ever came in contact with. I actually feel as if I lost IQ points just reading the responses in this thread.

PageSpeed is a fucking godsend. It analyzes your site and shows you how to improve it to help your fucking visitors have a more pleasant time on your site...

You know what I do when I come to a site that loads slowly? I fucking close it. Do you want that? No. You want me to stay, click, buy. Google is helping with that.

God you're all a bunch of fucking numbskulls.

Also if you think Google is so evil and shit, put this line of code in robots.txt and upload it to the public root of your site. No more evil Google bothering you.


Code:

# Fuck "evil" Google!
User-agent: Googlebot
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-image
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-mobile
Disallow: /


nm_ 09-05-2014 12:26 PM

Yea, how is this a bad thing again?

Have you guys ever used pagespeed / tools.pingdom.com? How is optimizing your site to load faster / load resources correctly a bad thing?

dicknipples 09-05-2014 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nm_ (Post 20217032)
Yea, how is this a bad thing again?

Have you guys ever used pagespeed / tools.pingdom.com? How is optimizing your site to load faster / load resources correctly a bad thing?

Uneducated people spouting off more bullshit of Google being this huge evil company, all while thinking Google is OBLIGATED to send them traffic.

The Porn Nerd 09-05-2014 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20216945)
Are you fucking serious? This baffles me... How fucking retarded are you people? Seriously. You're the dumbest fucks I have ever came in contact with. I actually feel as if I lost IQ points just reading the responses in this thread.

PageSpeed is a fucking godsend. It analyzes your site and shows you how to improve it to help your fucking visitors have a more pleasant time on your site...

You know what I do when I come to a site that loads slowly? I fucking close it. Do you want that? No. You want me to stay, click, buy. Google is helping with that.

God you're all a bunch of fucking numbskulls.

Also if you think Google is so evil and shit, put this line of code in robots.txt and upload it to the public root of your site. No more evil Google bothering you.


Code:

# Fuck "evil" Google!
User-agent: Googlebot
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-image
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-mobile
Disallow: /


Google 'Camel nose under the tent' to see how stupid we all are.

Aka_Bluey 09-05-2014 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20216945)
Are you fucking serious? This baffles me... How fucking retarded are you people? Seriously. You're the dumbest fucks I have ever came in contact with. I actually feel as if I lost IQ points just reading the responses in this thread.

PageSpeed is a fucking godsend. It analyzes your site and shows you how to improve it to help your fucking visitors have a more pleasant time on your site...

You know what I do when I come to a site that loads slowly? I fucking close it. Do you want that? No. You want me to stay, click, buy. Google is helping with that.

God you're all a bunch of fucking numbskulls.

Also if you think Google is so evil and shit, put this line of code in robots.txt and upload it to the public root of your site. No more evil Google bothering you.


Code:

# Fuck "evil" Google!
User-agent: Googlebot
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-image
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-mobile
Disallow: /



Tell us how you really feel. :upsidedow

brassmonkey 09-05-2014 04:07 PM

search engines dont always follow robots.txt google is flooding my sites with perverts! :thumbsup:thumbsup

Zeiss 09-06-2014 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlowerKid (Post 20216936)
The Google is evil.

http://techrights.org/2014/02/10/stallman-on-google/ :thumbsup

BIGTYMER 09-07-2014 01:35 AM

So quick to bash him.. Don't get it twisted. Two very different things are being talked about here.

PageSpeed browser addon
PageSpeed server module

Now Google wants inside your servers... :321GFY

Zeiss 09-07-2014 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 20218303)
Now Google wants inside your servers... :321GFY

Exactly what I was talking about...

freecartoonporn 09-07-2014 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 20218303)
So quick to bash him.. Don't get it twisted. Two very different things are being talked about here.

PageSpeed browser addon
PageSpeed server module

Now Google wants inside your servers... :321GFY

so which one is evil ?
i guess you meant server module.,
but you do understand its source is open.
https://github.com/pagespeed/

rowan 09-07-2014 04:27 AM

I can see that it's a program written by Google, but are you sure it's actually phoning home information? I had a quick look at the install and config docs and could not find any suggestion that it needed to use a third party (eg an API) to function.

anexsia 09-07-2014 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeiss (Post 20218255)

Richard Stallman is such a whack job lol

Zeiss 09-07-2014 11:14 AM

You know what... I have tested this shit. It is complete shit. Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5620 @ 2.40GHz, 4 cores freak out on 100% with load average 35.51 and sites stop loading.. Fuck you, Google, one more time! My sites are super-duper fast, anyway. Fuck you, fucking Google!

ManPuppy 09-07-2014 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 20216542)
google will control everything one day

umm... They don't already?

mopek1 09-08-2014 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20217058)
Uneducated people spouting off more bullshit of Google being this huge evil company, all while thinking Google is OBLIGATED to send them traffic.

Says the google shill ...


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