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wehateporn 09-08-2014 06:06 AM

Time Traveller Warns of Nuclear War in 2015 - 3 Billion Dead
 
John Titor says he is a time traveller from the year 2036 who's was sent back to the year 2000

http://www.johntitor.com/Pages/Story.html

"In 2015, Russia launches a nuclear strike against the major cities in the United States (which is the "other side" of the civil war from my perspective), China and Europe. The United States counter attacks. The US cities are destroyed along with the AFE (American Federal Empire)...thus we (in the country) won. The European Union and China were also destroyed. Russia is now our largest trading partner and the Capitol of the US was moved to Omaha Nebraska."

pornguy 09-08-2014 06:13 AM

Hehe. Nice book that will make.

What ever happened to the " Time Traeler " that did the 300 Million in a few days on the stock market?

Rochard 09-08-2014 06:19 AM

If time travel ever became possible, wouldn't we have known about it by now? Wouldn't they come back in time and tell us and prove it to us?

bagfull 09-08-2014 06:21 AM

I heard in 2016 all porn and escorts will be free

Klen 09-08-2014 06:24 AM

He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

Markul 09-08-2014 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20219087)
He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

touche! :thumbsup

TeenCat 09-08-2014 06:33 AM

lol, good he is so nice and spending time on warning us instead of betting, making tons of money and trying to protect himself to survive the 2015 ... oh, wait, not need to, his parents told him where to hide ... :1orglaugh

TheSquealer 09-08-2014 06:59 AM

For those that don't recall, he was tracked down by a member of this board to a cabin in Nevada and was exposed as a math teacher I believe from a local junior high or something.

For those that don't know the story, there was a guy that showed up on a math forum claiming to be from the future and that he was leaving in a few days... he began answering a lot of questions, many answers of which contradicted other answers and his whole story was ultimately a mess as he mistakenly continued to answer questions. He did however give long mathematical explanations of time travel which impressed a lot of people. But, he was outed pretty fast and tracked down and exposed.

TheSquealer 09-08-2014 07:02 AM

And by the way...
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=2282257&postcount=1

brassmonkey 09-08-2014 07:03 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh there's a tinfoil helmet under that hoodie

bronco67 09-08-2014 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20219071)
John Titor says he is a time traveller from the year 2036 who's was sent back to the year 2000

http://www.johntitor.com/Pages/Story.html

"In 2015, Russia launches a nuclear strike against the major cities in the United States (which is the "other side" of the civil war from my perspective), China and Europe. The United States counter attacks. The US cities are destroyed along with the AFE (American Federal Empire)...thus we (in the country) won. The European Union and China were also destroyed. Russia is now our largest trading partner and the Capitol of the US was moved to Omaha Nebraska."

This is slightly more believable than most of the stories you post.

ErectMedia 09-08-2014 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20219087)
He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

:1orglaugh

seeandsee 09-08-2014 07:39 AM

he is really some stupid time traveler

Paul&John 09-08-2014 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20219128)

lol nice find

brassmonkey 09-08-2014 07:50 AM

i have the perfect time machine

http://marijuanamemes.com/thc/proble...ver-enough.jpg

pornmasta 09-08-2014 08:01 AM

with a time machine you can poop the shit of yesterday

BlackCrayon 09-08-2014 08:12 AM

i'm glad he waited until it was topical to tell everyone.

TeenCat 09-08-2014 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20219172)

ehh lol good one! :thumbsup

wehateporn 09-08-2014 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20219128)

Nice find, he successfully managed to change the future, this gives me hope for averting next year's nuclear war :2 cents:

jscott 09-08-2014 09:52 AM

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CaptainHowdy 09-08-2014 10:05 AM

That is something worth waiting for ...

newxxx 09-08-2014 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20219087)
He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

xpimp 09-08-2014 11:12 AM

he looks really stoned :))

SilentKnight 09-08-2014 04:01 PM

Prediction - in 2018 the Weekly World News will renew publication - WHP will return to his true calling at WWN as a 'roving reporter'.

Seth Manson 09-08-2014 04:04 PM

I guess this explains all the damn Terminators that have been running around lately.

mineistaken 09-08-2014 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20219149)
This is slightly more believable than most of the stories you post.

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

pornmasta 09-08-2014 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20219699)
I guess this explains all the damn Terminators that have been running around lately.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Matt 26z 09-08-2014 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20219128)

Just because it doesn't look like there is a civil war going on in a traditional sense of the term doesn't mean it isn't happening.

Clearly, Wall St. fat cats are at war with the underclass and sucking up all of the money. That, folks, is the civil war.

And that means John Titor was right.

Captain Kawaii 09-08-2014 08:55 PM

Reality is stranger than fiction.

L-Pink 09-08-2014 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20219087)
He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sperbonzo 09-09-2014 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 20219188)
i'm glad he waited until it was topical to tell everyone.



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup








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brassmonkey 09-09-2014 07:28 AM

funny no dates or times :2 cents:

stopitbrrruce 09-09-2014 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20219082)
If time travel ever became possible, wouldn't we have known about it by now? Wouldn't they come back in time and tell us and prove it to us?

Stephen Hawking threw a welcome party for future time-travellers... no one showed up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...n_1643488.html

Of course that might have been because he waited until the party was over to send out the invites.

"I gave a party for time-travellers, but I didn't send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came."

John-ACWM 09-10-2014 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20219087)
He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

iFriends 09-10-2014 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stopitbrrruce (Post 20220266)
Stephen Hawking threw a welcome party for future time-travellers... no one showed up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...n_1643488.html

Of course that might have been because he waited until the party was over to send out the invites.

"I gave a party for time-travellers, but I didn't send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came."

Maybe he sent the invitations to the wrong people?

Lykos 09-10-2014 08:11 AM

I hope he is wrong :)

michael.kickass 09-10-2014 08:16 AM

After seeing that weed pic I feel like I need to roll smthg! :stoned

mobstriker 09-10-2014 08:49 AM

is he real time traveller or it's fake? ))

just a punk 09-10-2014 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20219082)
If time travel ever became possible, wouldn't we have known about it by now? Wouldn't they come back in time and tell us and prove it to us?

It doesn't work this way. The time traveling is really possible in theory - there is no physical law that denies such a possibility (time is just one of dimensions we are living in). However you can't go back in time and kill your grandpa.

When you get back say to 1900, it will create a parallel reality which will live with its own life which you can change, but it won't affect to that world you have came for.

In other words, your grandpa here will be a copy of him there. If you kill him, a copy of your father and a copy of you will never be born... in this reality. So it won't affect you (you won't die/disappear of that). On the other hand, there is no way to get back an tell the people about time machine, because you can't get back in time withing the same reality. That will be another one.

Hope my explanation of the modern time theory was understandable.

just a punk 09-10-2014 09:11 AM

Just like this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x9Eq7N0pQp...TimeChart1.JPG

:winkwink:

BigB 09-10-2014 10:13 AM

rollin rollin rollin........

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aka123 09-10-2014 10:24 AM

Nice mysterious man look. I wonder how well he gets pussy with it?

wehateporn 09-10-2014 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20221664)
Nice mysterious man look. I wonder how well he gets pussy with it?

Some time it work

dropped9 09-10-2014 07:51 PM

This guy has been around forever...

Famemonster 09-10-2014 08:03 PM

its a bunch of crap, no matter how good it sounds.

dillonaire 09-10-2014 08:09 PM

I would think being from the future he would have cooler clothes.

fitzmulti 09-10-2014 08:18 PM

I'll keep paying my web server bill, until then, just in case he's wrong.


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