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top_palooza 09-09-2014 11:10 AM

Apple Officially releases New "Apple Watch", will you wear one ? (1ST PICS)
 
http://liveblog.yahoo.net/Event/Apple_Sept_2014

- Apple announces two new iPhones: The iPhone 6 and the iPhone 6 Plus. The iPhone 6 has a 4.7-inch screen, and the iPhone 6 Plus has a 5.5-inch screen. The iPhone 5s, for comparison, had a 4.0-inch screen.
- The iPhone 6 will cost $199 for a 16GB and will be available on September 19th. The iPhone 6 Plus starts at $299 for a 16GB phone and will also be available on September 19th.
- iOS 8 will be available as a free download on September 17th.
- Apple also announces Apple Pay, a new system to let you pay at the register by tapping your iPhone.
- And finally: Apple announces the Apple Watch.

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phypon 09-09-2014 11:35 AM

Will I wear one? Fuck no! But, I can't wait to laugh at the people that do :thumbsup

EddyTheDog 09-09-2014 11:35 AM

I will wait until there is a decent Android alternative...

420 09-09-2014 11:42 AM

Yo, my phone has a clock on it and a bigger screen.

ShowMe69 09-09-2014 11:43 AM

nope, Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave looking at that half ass design

VikingMan 09-09-2014 11:47 AM

Apple has officially "jumped the shark". I think a better name for the iWatch will be "iAmStillaVirgin". You gotta wonder if a former Microsoft exec was hired on at Apple and came up with this fuckbrained idea.

CAHEK 09-09-2014 11:51 AM

Fuck that ! Iwatch its for only for nerds and kids lol

Sly 09-09-2014 11:55 AM

Most of their products are pretty sexy. This is not sexy. I can't even think of a way to make a digital watch sexy. Not sure that it's possible? Should have stayed away for that fact alone, LOL.

phypon 09-09-2014 11:55 AM

What's next? Cologne?

Jman 09-09-2014 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20220531)
I will wait until there is a decent Android alternative...

They do it's called the S5

420 09-09-2014 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20220557)
Most of their products are pretty sexy. This is not sexy. I can't even think of a way to make a digital watch sexy. Not sure that it's possible? Should have stayed away for that fact alone, LOL.

Make it bigger and wear it around your neck. With optional gold chain.



http://i.imgur.com/lxvtpj8.jpg

VSKevin 09-09-2014 12:04 PM

Fuck this. The Moto 360 shits on this and looks beautiful:
http://www.cnet.com/products/motorola-moto-360/

Oh, and it's $100 cheaper.

thegreatestporn 09-09-2014 12:05 PM

Won't the letters be super small? That can't be good for your eyes.

fitzmulti 09-09-2014 12:11 PM

Squint much??

NaughtyRob 09-09-2014 12:15 PM

Stock will rise, Apple will make tons.

Scott McD 09-09-2014 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phypon (Post 20220529)
Will I wear one? Fuck no! But, I can't wait to laugh at the people that do :thumbsup

I'll join you... :1orglaugh

MaDalton 09-09-2014 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 20220587)
Stock will rise, Apple will make tons.

well, it does go up and down like crazy today - if you deal in large volumes you could have made a nice profit

The Porn Nerd 09-09-2014 12:39 PM

iWatch....Apple go down the shitter.

DVTimes 09-09-2014 12:50 PM

i would have one.

but i have an s4 phone.

Rochard 09-09-2014 01:06 PM

So basically at this point it's official - Apple is no longer the leader, but now trails behind by about a year. They finally have a bigger screen, and now they are launching a new product - a watch - that Samsung already has out.

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/yawn.gif

LongBucksVip 09-09-2014 01:14 PM

Never. Won't change my swiss watch for that.

djroof 09-09-2014 01:21 PM

Who cares for Apple... when u have Android...

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-q...06-h348/27.jpg

Ross 09-09-2014 01:31 PM

I'm getting iPhone 6 but I doubt I will buy the watch, I just don't see the need for wearables yet. I prefer my nice watch that my wife bought me or the ones I like to buy myself that I can keep for a long long time to come. I'm not about to get into the smart watch market and continuously upgrade my watch as new versions come out.

czarina 09-09-2014 01:34 PM

Never had an i-something... not about to start now!

Rochard 09-09-2014 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20220531)
I will wait until there is a decent Android alternative...

If you are talking about watches.... There is the Samsung Gear 2.

http://inavitnews.com/wp-content/upl...ear_2_neo.jpeg

greg80 09-09-2014 02:07 PM

I think I will stick to my Rolex

stopitbrrruce 09-09-2014 02:26 PM

http://www.esreality.com/files/place...0734-nope3.gif

VSKevin 09-09-2014 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djroof (Post 20220678)
Who cares for Apple... when u have Android...

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-q...06-h348/27.jpg

That photo just got me rock hard. :1orglaugh

Who needs that Apple shit when you've got this that came out last week:

http://techanalyzer.net/wp-content/u...6/Moto-360.jpg

Moto 360 baby! Runs primarily Google Now and is freakin' gorgeous as a first time round smart watch.

_Richard_ 09-09-2014 02:31 PM

come a long way..

http://i.imgur.com/iyX4Vn3.jpg

DVTimes 09-09-2014 02:38 PM

The big question is battery life.

If it lasts 24 hours or less, then your going to get fed up charging it each day.

2MuchMark 09-09-2014 02:39 PM

LOL to all the hating Sheeples. I don't think any of you really paid any attention to the presentation or read anything at all about the new products.

The Apple Watch is pretty interesting. The Nike Fuelband came out a couple of years ago and it is a pretty good product for people who want to excursive and stay fit. I credit this product to help me get started to get out of bed earlier, job or bike, and draw attention to the slob I was becoming without it.

My Fuelband died somehow though and surprise, I'm getting sloppy.

So the new Apple iPhone takes over for this and seems to have alot more features than the fuelband and with better integration too, with the Fitness app and other apps.

But so what, ok, its a fitness monitor. Check out what else it can do. It's a remote control for your Apple TV. It's a remote viewfinder for your Camera. You can read an email on the watch and then hand it off to your iPhone 6, and its backward compatible with the iPhone 5's. It gets its power from inductive charging.

Oh and this is cool: The Apple Watch works with Apple Pay. Pay for things just by swiping your watch. Awesome!

Now granted, the sales pitch is tiring. Clearly they are talking and walking just like Steve Jobs did and YAWN it's dull now, and I think the price of the watch is pricey at $349, but so what I'm sure it will do well.

The iPhone 6 looks amazing too. 1920x1080 Resolution. 7.1mm thick. 64 Bit. A8 Chip. 1080p HD Video at 60FPS and 240FPS Slow Motion. Fingerprint security, blah blah.

Of course you can still prefer Android and thats fine, but anyone who thinks Apple is going down the tubes just has their head in the sand.

MaDalton 09-09-2014 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VSKevin (Post 20220748)
That photo just got me rock hard. :1orglaugh

Who needs that Apple shit when you've got this that came out last week:

http://techanalyzer.net/wp-content/u...6/Moto-360.jpg

Moto 360 baby! Runs primarily Google Now and is freakin' gorgeous as a first time round smart watch.

hm... this seems not so bad...

SplatterMaster 09-09-2014 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 20220762)
The big question is battery life.

If it lasts 24 hours or less, then your going to get fed up charging it each day.

Wait what? Charge a watch? :1orglaugh

SplatterMaster 09-09-2014 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20220767)
LOL to all the hating Sheeples. I don't think any of you really paid any attention to the presentation or read anything at all about the new products.

The Apple Watch is pretty interesting. The Nike Fuelband came out a couple of years ago and it is a pretty good product for people who want to excursive and stay fit. I credit this product to help me get started to get out of bed earlier, job or bike, and draw attention to the slob I was becoming without it.

My Fuelband died somehow though and surprise, I'm getting sloppy.

So the new Apple iPhone takes over for this and seems to have alot more features than the fuelband and with better integration too, with the Fitness app and other apps.

But so what, ok, its a fitness monitor. Check out what else it can do. It's a remote control for your Apple TV. It's a remote viewfinder for your Camera. You can read an email on the watch and then hand it off to your iPhone 6, and its backward compatible with the iPhone 5's. It gets its power from inductive charging.

Oh and this is cool: The Apple Watch works with Apple Pay. Pay for things just by swiping your watch. Awesome!

Now granted, the sales pitch is tiring. Clearly they are talking and walking just like Steve Jobs did and YAWN it's dull now, and I think the price of the watch is pricey at $349, but so what I'm sure it will do well.

The iPhone 6 looks amazing too. 1920x1080 Resolution. 7.1mm thick. 64 Bit. A8 Chip. 1080p HD Video at 60FPS and 240FPS Slow Motion. Fingerprint security, blah blah.

Of course you can still prefer Android and thats fine, but anyone who thinks Apple is going down the tubes just has their head in the sand.

All that is nice but would you really wear one out in public? :1orglaugh

SplatterMaster 09-09-2014 02:48 PM

It looks like an old Casio with fewer buttons

http://www.eostock.net/upfile/origin...2152111373.jpg

slapass 09-09-2014 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20220767)
LOL to all the hating Sheeples. I don't think any of you really paid any attention to the presentation or read anything at all about the new products.

The Apple Watch is pretty interesting. The Nike Fuelband came out a couple of years ago and it is a pretty good product for people who want to excursive and stay fit. I credit this product to help me get started to get out of bed earlier, job or bike, and draw attention to the slob I was becoming without it.

My Fuelband died somehow though and surprise, I'm getting sloppy.

So the new Apple iPhone takes over for this and seems to have alot more features than the fuelband and with better integration too, with the Fitness app and other apps.

But so what, ok, its a fitness monitor. Check out what else it can do. It's a remote control for your Apple TV. It's a remote viewfinder for your Camera. You can read an email on the watch and then hand it off to your iPhone 6, and its backward compatible with the iPhone 5's. It gets its power from inductive charging.

Oh and this is cool: The Apple Watch works with Apple Pay. Pay for things just by swiping your watch. Awesome!

Now granted, the sales pitch is tiring. Clearly they are talking and walking just like Steve Jobs did and YAWN it's dull now, and I think the price of the watch is pricey at $349, but so what I'm sure it will do well.

The iPhone 6 looks amazing too. 1920x1080 Resolution. 7.1mm thick. 64 Bit. A8 Chip. 1080p HD Video at 60FPS and 240FPS Slow Motion. Fingerprint security, blah blah.

Of course you can still prefer Android and thats fine, but anyone who thinks Apple is going down the tubes just has their head in the sand.

No one under 60 wants a watch. I don't care what it does.

VSKevin 09-09-2014 03:11 PM

LOL the Apple subreddit has this as one of it's top threads:

http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/commen...t/its_hideous/

2MuchMark 09-09-2014 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 20220776)
All that is nice but would you really wear one out in public? :1orglaugh

I would of course wear one if I was to buy one. Then again I don't plan to until I see more apps for it. I'm not much of a watch guy but I guess I would if I found it useful and if it looked good. I have a $100 watch that I like because my GF bought it for me a few years ago. It's just stainless steel, not Gold or anything like that, but I like it for more than what it is. I don't think I would ever buy a rolex or similar big brand name.

ErectMedia 09-09-2014 05:34 PM

Not a watch guy, got 2 nice watches and a spy watch but rarely wear them. Will buy the iPhone though. :2 cents:

anexsia 09-09-2014 07:21 PM

I would not be caught dead in public wearing that abomination

Joshua G 09-09-2014 07:37 PM

i would be searching for short positions in anticipation of disappointing sales. Just the lightest dash of letdown will cause an avalanche of selling.

apple stores will smell like sears by christmas.

:2 cents:

Brent 3dSexCash 09-09-2014 07:57 PM

This is just as stupid as Google Glass.

NETbilling 09-09-2014 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VSKevin (Post 20220572)
Fuck this. The Moto 360 shits on this and looks beautiful:
http://www.cnet.com/products/motorola-moto-360/

Oh, and it's $100 cheaper.

No way - those things are cheap and look like they came out of a gum ball machine.

I have a feeling the Apple watch will have a killer interface and the motion technology they have been discussing and other features seem really amazing.

Mitch

NETbilling 09-09-2014 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 20220793)
No one under 60 wants a watch. I don't care what it does.


You are wrong. Nice watches are appreciated by millions.

Mitch

Markul 09-10-2014 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20220531)
I will wait until there is a decent Android alternative...

The new Samsung Gear Watches is far more superior technically than the iWatch, the Galaxy S5 also seems to beat even the new iPhones.

I guess every empire starts to crumble when their dictator dies :2 cents:

EddyTheDog 09-10-2014 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 20221158)
The new Samsung Gear Watches is far more superior technically than the iWatch, the Galaxy S5 also seems to beat even the new iPhones.

I guess every empire starts to crumble when their dictator dies :2 cents:

That Moto 360 looks interesting - I actually like the round dial - The main problem for me with watches is I have a severe nickel allergy - Almost all have some nickel in them, even the so called solid gold ones...

Seth Manson 09-10-2014 12:28 AM

I'm not crazy about how it looks. But it's features and integration with the iPhone make me want one.

AdultKing 09-10-2014 01:12 AM

When the original iPad came out everyone ridiculed that also.

I think the Apple Watch will sell in the millions.

Lykos 09-10-2014 06:20 AM

I will, me like it :)

John-ACWM 09-10-2014 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djroof (Post 20220678)
Who cares for Apple... when u have Android...

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-q...06-h348/27.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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