Possible new ebola patient in DC
 

Patient Being Evaluated for Possible Ebola at D.C.'s Howard University Hospital

Patient had traveled to Nigeria recently; is being isolated

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/lo...278025181.html

Don't panic... the government will protect you... and even if we screw up (as if!) and your whole family gets the disease it's likely that almost half of you will survive... so simmah down now.

I have a whacky idea. Everyone arriving from anywhere on the African continent is assumed to have Ebola until proven otherwise until further notice. Sorry for any inconvenience.

this will explode soon