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brassmonkey 10-05-2014 08:13 AM

Mom Burglarizes Cars At School, Claims She's Looking For ISIS: Police
 
Apparently, there's growing concern that the Islamist State of Iraq and Syria could attack the United States from within -- cops just don't believe that terrorists will start by hiding in cars on Mississippi school property.

That allegedly didn't stop Lisa Carol Roche from using ISIS as an alibi. The Hurley woman is accused of burglarizing cars in the parking lot of her children's school, then telling officers that she was "looking for ISIS terrorists," according to Gulf Live.

http://i0.huffpost.com/gen/2133466/t...ISIS-large.jpg
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Roche, 41, was allegedly caught stealing sunglasses and other items from cars at East Central High School, FOX 10 reports. She remained in Jackson County Adult Detention Center Friday.

She's been charged previously with careless driving, felony fraud and felony embezzlement. She faces up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted of commercial burglary.

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L-Pink 10-05-2014 08:20 AM

Damn, look at her ……...

Mediamix 10-05-2014 08:24 AM

Even my dog wouldn't fuck that bitch..

MrTrollkien 10-05-2014 08:27 AM

Merica..............


She has children? How much drugs did the man take for this thing to become pregnant?

L-Pink 10-05-2014 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MrTrollkien (Post 20243899)
Merica..............


She has children? How much drugs did the man take for this thing to become pregnant?

Odds are the low-life man in her life is the one responsible for the tats. That's ownership if I ever saw it.

seeandsee 10-05-2014 09:24 AM

She looks like super agent to me, what a dick head

MediaGuy 10-05-2014 09:24 AM

Didn't know Fox News viewers came that young...

:D

newB 10-05-2014 01:21 PM

http://i0.huffpost.com/gen/2133466/t...ISIS-large.jpg


mineistaken 10-05-2014 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20243895)
Damn, look at her ??...

I did and I decoded she was a credit to society.

pornmasta 10-05-2014 01:36 PM

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/lose+head

brassmonkey 10-05-2014 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20244034)
I did and I decoded she was a credit to society.

well she was hunting down isis. she needed shades phones and extra cash if she finds it in your car. :helpme hope she gets released soon. meth helps her see the enemy :Oh crap :upsidedow

RyuLion 10-05-2014 02:05 PM

Blame it on ______ for your crime? No new news here..

DBS.US 10-05-2014 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 20243926)
She looks like super agent to me, what a dick head

The Best Super Agents don't look like Super Agents:2 cents:

mineistaken 10-05-2014 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 20244055)
The Best Super Agents don't look like Super Agents:2 cents:

So she is not the best superagent because she looks like one (to seeandsee) :1orglaugh

420 10-05-2014 06:29 PM

http://imgick.gulflive.com/home/gulf...2cd8d29ec2.jpg

Next time she should consider burglarizing the cars where rich people park. Or maybe I'm the stupid one and kids at that school keep their meth in unlocked cars.

420 10-05-2014 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20244040)
well she was hunting down isis. she needed shades phones and extra cash if she finds it in your car. :helpme hope she gets released soon. meth helps her see the enemy :Oh crap :upsidedow

She did enough meth to know you can't see those mother fuckers through glass. You gotta open the door and look under the seats.

brassmonkey 10-05-2014 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20244202)
She did enough meth to know you can't see those mother fuckers through glass. You gotta open the door and look under the seats.

i think she probably said looking for ice :2 cents: not the cold kind :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

420 10-05-2014 06:59 PM

I see, she told the cops "i'm lookin for ices".

Coup 10-05-2014 06:59 PM

Her husband was unavailable for comment

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...b622efadf42703

brassmonkey 10-05-2014 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20244210)
I see, she told the cops "i'm lookin for ices".

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh yep!

oppoten 10-05-2014 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20243890)
The Hurley woman

is that where she's from, or a description of her?


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