(Canada) It will soon be illegal to drive & eat breakfast sandwiches
 

So I just heard on the radio on CBC that Ontario and some other provinces are going to follow what Nova Scotia has done, and make it illegal to drive while eating "breakfast sandwiches".... wtf?

I'm not making this up, they are actually doing this. They claim that driving while eating a breakfast sandwich is equally as dangerous as texting and driving.

You can still eat anything else you want while driving, however, no more to breakfast sandwiches, and they are including hash browns in this as well. They say drivers are to pull over to the side of the road, turn off their vehicles, and then consume their breakfast sandwiches before returning to the road.. lol

In case you don't believe me, here is a link to the podcast version of the news, it's the first story in the mp3 so it starts after a minute or so.

This is a link from CBC news
http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/podcasts/t...1009_13284.mp3

My jaw still hurts from hitting the floor multiple times while listening to this bullshit. Lol.

this is breakfast sandwich discrimination. they should have the same rights as hamburgers!!

Of course, RCMP will make any laws and we wont say shit. Forfeiture seizures are the next big thing up here and we will puss out just as much in fighting it. We are always 10 years behind the shady shit that the police get away with down below us.

Backed by Tim Horton's...doesn't include doughnuts!

Hehe, donuts get a pass.

You can still drive while pounding back a footlong sub overstuffed with trash and slathered in sauce though. lol. As long as it is not the dread menace known as breakfast sandwiches, hehehe.

So breakfast sandwiches are out...but Pittsburgh lefts and welcome mats for annoying cyclists are still good to go, right?

have to start eating oatmeal or breakfast cereal instead

LOL, that's hilarious. You guys know all about "This is that", right?

Yeah, the best one was the "hug and release" bear hunting. Too funny

That's bullshit