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NALEM 10-13-2014 10:26 AM

The government wants a record of your voice ...
 
Much like the unique pattern on your fingerprints, your voice offers unique biometric identifiers ? so, of course, the government and some businesses want a record of it. More than 65 million "voiceprints" have already been recorded and added to government and private databases, and millions more are being collected on a regular basis.

I learned about these things more than 10 years ago but its amazing how the Govt is not even trying to hide their shady ways anymore. They just come out and f*** you in a public way.

Read more here.

Harmon 10-13-2014 10:28 AM

I think I just figured out Wehateporn's fake nick :2 cents:

pornmasta 10-13-2014 10:29 AM

http://daveheintzman.files.wordpress...ig-brother.jpg

NALEM 10-13-2014 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20252206)
I think I just figured out Wehateporn's fake nick :2 cents:

No but as I was posting this I was thinking about the things WeHatePorn publishes. :winkwink:

You all don't have to agree with him, but their is a lot of truth in what he shares with us. :2 cents:

Harmon 10-13-2014 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 20252214)
No but as I was posting this I was thinking about the things WeHatePorn publishes. :winkwink:

You all don't have to agree with him, but their is a lot of truth in what he shares with us. :2 cents:

http://savanahprose.files.wordpress....lurry_face.jpg

baddog 10-13-2014 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20252206)
I think I just figured out Wehateporn's fake nick :2 cents:

:1orglaugh nailed it

420 10-13-2014 10:47 AM

How can the government be recording everyone's phone calls but only know who 65 million of us are? Slackers.

seeandsee 10-13-2014 10:55 AM

they already have it!

American Psycho 10-13-2014 02:07 PM

I i wonder what they do when someone farts in the phone.

They record and catalog it?

Dead 10-13-2014 02:24 PM

"this conversation may and will be reordered to be used in future training"

Have heard that line a million times well on the phone with different companys. American express you can hear the actual line "beep"...bet your ass they are recording!

MrTrollkien 10-13-2014 02:28 PM

Totally for harmless means. We swear it.

Signed,
Big Everything

Rochard 10-13-2014 02:29 PM

You don't think our government already has this?

incredibleworkethic 10-13-2014 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20252206)
I think I just figured out Wehateporn's fake nick :2 cents:

I always thought it meant google :)

MaDalton 10-13-2014 04:58 PM

East German Stasi was already one step ahead

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Duftproben.jpg

brassmonkey 10-13-2014 05:09 PM

sure ill sing i get paid right?

SpicyM 10-13-2014 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20252219)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just a punk 10-14-2014 01:32 AM

You live in a free country where everybody including your government has a right to collect anything. Even your voice :winkwink:

nico-t 10-14-2014 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20252640)
East German Stasi was already one step ahead

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Duftproben.jpg

what is this? They yelled in those jars and quickly shut it? :1orglaugh

lock 10-14-2014 03:48 AM

What about impressionists? Would they like a routine.

MaDalton 10-14-2014 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20252947)
what is this? They yelled in those jars and quickly shut it? :1orglaugh

they collected how people smell

just a punk 10-14-2014 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20253034)
they collected how people smell

Fetishists?

pornmasta 10-14-2014 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20253038)
Fetishists?

no... dog lovers

http://www.fleischerheim.com/images/Atze.jpg

PR_Glen 10-14-2014 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 20252214)
No but as I was posting this I was thinking about the things WeHatePorn publishes. :winkwink:

You all don't have to agree with him, but their is a lot of truth in what he shares with us. :2 cents:

no there isn't, he lies more often than any politician. some of the shit he posts actually contributes to hurting others. I guess your BS filter is fuckin broken...

RummyBoy 10-14-2014 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20252886)
You live in a free country where everybody including your government has a right to collect anything. Even your voice :winkwink:

You're talking about the United States of America?
(Known as "The Eagle" from time to time)

Well that's not strictly true but it used to be. The problem I am having is finding the word which is the opposite of liberty because in order to replace the statue of liberty with something opposite one would need to know the word which is the opposite of liberty.

How about "The Statue of Slavery"

The statue of liberty is a woman holding a flaming torch.
The statue of slavery would be a woman .......

CyberSEO, ive always assumed you are Russian so I want YOU to propose what the "Statue of Slavery" should be. Can you please give some careful thought and please don't throw in any Russianisms.

PAR 10-14-2014 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20252224)
How can the government be recording everyone's phone calls but only know who 65 million of us are? Slackers.

Because it works like this.
Bob over in section 97 that records and monitors your calls doesn't like to talk to Steve over in section 34. Ever since Bob heard Steve talking to Bob's wife Tammy (she works in section 41) on a call one night. Seems Steve was dipping his pen in Tammy's ink...

Basically this caused a little issue in HR and we can't cross reference the voice recordings because that's were Steve works. And we can't fire any of them without causing a union issue. It's all a big cluster fuck, our current solution is to find a way to blame this all on Obama.


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